Joss: When you were three you worshipped me as a god - now you are taller and can do more things. Why haven't I killed you?
Jed: I think you are keeping me around to aid in your evil plan to take over the world. But I will never turn my back to you, my brother. Never. Unless it's a conga line, cause those are simply the QUINTESSENCE of fun.
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Joss: You have Felicia Day playing and singing on the album. Is she too pale to live? Also, you've collaborated with her in every medium except macaroni art. Do you feel sorry for her paleness, or is it a "talent" thing?
Jed: She lives nearby, is close friends with my wife and has some talent. That's my excuse, what's yours? That, and Maurissa and I like to invite her over so we can project Super-8 movies onto her face.
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Joss: If Spartacus and Buffy got in a fight, could this question be any lamer?
Jed: The astronaut would win.
HEARTS. FOR. EYES.
Green Queen