green_queen | Nov. 30th, 2004

If there is at least one person in your life who you consider a close friend, and who you would not have met without being part of an online fandom, post this sentence in your journal.

Today I still had a cold so I skipped work, mostly just writing for NaNo (or attempting to do so, anyway.) Very boring. Meanwhile, QaF tonight? I could listen to Brian spout Shakespeare for the rest of my life and be truly happy.

Another new chapter at

greenwritings. Only one chapter away now. I've got a thousand words done but I'll have to write the rest tomorrow, I'm buggered. Man I love Red, though.

An Erotic Day To Lick

Sam stepped truthfully out into the fuzzy sunshine, and admired Frodo's collarbone. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a pretty sight."

Frodo climbed off the bodice and walked sadly across the grass to greet his lover. Sam patted Frodo on the kneecap and then tried to lick him dementedly, but without success.

"That's all right," Frodo said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not obnoxious," Sam. "Not as obnoxious as the time we licked down the river."

Frodo nodded forcefully. "We were incandescent back in those days."

"Our eyelids were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Sam said. "Everything seems dandy and boring when you're young."

"Of course," Frodo said. "But now we're ostentatious, we can still have fun. If we go about it deeply."

"Deeply?" Sam said . "But how?"

"With this," Frodo said and held out a superb telephone. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to lick."

Sam swallowed the telephone at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to lick deeply. They licked like to the lark at break of day arising. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

do your own drabble

( deeply boring survey to pass the time while I think of how to write nano, as taken from Pam )

I wish I could write like this. Also,