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Dear world,

I get it. Sleep is for the weak. Y'know, you could just tempt me with boytouching and more ORC/World Without Sundays concert stories, instead of sending me a killer headache.

No love,
Green Queen

ETA: At least this is funny.

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Following my entry from last night: work up this morning with another cold.

In summer. Bah. Headache, earache, cough, stuffed nose, the works. I didn't work this morning but I can't skip it this afternoon, which is bad. I hope I don't give it to Grace.

Off to have 1031942 different kinds of cold medication for lunch! Joy.

Green Queen

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GIP.

Some Brokeback Mountain funnies (don't bother if you're like 90% of the wranglers community and have no sense of humour):
Brokeback Goldmine
Tina Fey tells a Brokeback joke
Brokeback AND Lost on The Soup. The Lost bit is freaking hilarious, but the Brokeback bit is kinda wtf.
Brokeback Happy Meal. LMFAO. This is great. Brokeback sauce! The outtakes at the end are funny too.
Jake on Regis and Kelly - worth it for Kelly saying "I'm actually disappointed that you have a shirt on."
Nothing to do with Brokeback, but Jake on Conan fanboying over showtunes.
Nathan Lane does a musical Brokeback spoof on Conan. Some people on the aforementioned community got touchy about this. I laughed to hard I cried. I mean, it's Nathan Lane. He's hardly homophobic.

I swear every single twist on the name has been done. Check it out - Brokeback Strang, Bareback Mountain, Brokeback Goldmine, Brokebeak Mountain, Brokeback 2: Return to Glory Hole. Eventually it's just not funny anymore.

I think YouTube might be my new favourite site, the videos there are awesome. Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that I'll be needing a change of underwear after Brokeback Mountain. Jake Gyllenhaal is so ridiculously hot, but making out with Heath on top of that is just dynamite.

It's annoying that you can't have more than one mood. I'm feeling horny, amused and sick all at once. Which is unusual, I grant you, but still my mood. I wanna see Jarhead.

Song of the Day: Keep Your Hands to Yourself - The Calling
This is hilarious and country rather than their usual rock style. Alex Band's voice is sex.

( Daily Dom Dose )

Like Freddie
Green Queen