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sylvertongue. Idea is to write out a list of twelve characters without looking at the questions first, and then answer said questions.
1. Charlie Pace
2. Sayid Jarrah
3. Crowley
4. Aziraphale
5. Samwise Gamgee
6. Meriadoc Brandybuck
7. Sirius Black
8. Remus Lupin
9. Captain Malcolm Reynolds
10. Faith
11. Curt Wild
12. Anakin Skywalker
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
Exhibitionist, duh. Remember the naked story, with the priest? Yeah.
Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Brian Slade.
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Sam or Crowley? Hmm. I love Sam and all, but definitely Crowley.
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
ONE! ONE ONE ONE! Dom all the way please and thankyou.
12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Sayid: How you managed to get into this airplane toilet in that suit is a mystery to me.
Anakin: *breathe*
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
LOL probably the only person on the list I DO have naked pictures of. You can find them here.
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Sam and Captain Tightpants?! Erm, an alternate universe. Androsemending is the only person I can think of crazy enough to write it XD
When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Obi-Wan Kenobi.
What is 11's favorite sex toy?
His guitar.
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Anakin, Sirius and Charlie. Title: A long time ago, on a magical island school far, far away...
I would read it but I wouldn't want to write it. Three totally and completely different universes. But definitely rated NC17 for lots of porn. And Sirius and Charlie are there, so swearing.
Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
Sayid or Merry? Merry. Sayid is much more of a dom. Hehe, Dom. Just askthemoononastick. Or read her Withdrawal series written with lillyjk.
If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Crowley and Curt Wild? Crowley would spill the beans, of course. I mean, he's all into chaos and such. But I doubt Curt would mind terribly.
As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Sirius and Sam. Sam would read books to him and eat chocolate.
Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
Anakin and Aziraphale? Devil's food cake.
8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Lupin and Aziraphale. Aziraphale tops. Lupin would need to grow a pair. Not breasts.
Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Submission. He's way too tough-guy for it.
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
Remus Lupin? I'd call Sirius in and settle back to watch. Why is it always Sam? Sam would probably ask if Lupin wanted a cup of tea, and all would be awkward.
What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Faith and Aziraphale. BAHAHA. Aziraphale wouldn't want to tell ANYTHING and Faith would just say anything.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
Faith for Captain Tightpants. "I fucked Captain Tightpants," of course.
Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Sayid writing about Curt and Merry? Wow. He'd have to be really, really endebted to Shannon for that to happen.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Sayid in the boa? Lupin would blush furiously, mutter something about wuthering, trip over and run away.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale:
Remus and Sirius are having a quickie in a broom closet when Curt Wild walks in on them. Naturally enough, Curt joins in, first paging Crowley, who's in the middle of fucking Aziraphale into the mattress. Crowley abandons Aziraphale on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Aziraphale, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Sayid Jarrah attempts to rescue him. But Aziraphale will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Captain Mal is one of his regular clients.
For easy reference, fill-in-the-blanks numbers in order: 8,7,11,11,3,4,3,4,4,2,4,9
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
a) HP, obviously. I mean. Everyone knows there's illicit broom closet sex happening all over Hogwarts. (<--totally stealingsylvertongue's answer.) b) ...nfi, man. c) Aziraphale. I don't see him becoming a prostitute, you know, *ever*. d) Why don't you tell me? e) rosemending. C;mon, you know you want to...
Erm, don't read it if you have delicate mansmut sensibilities. If you'resherrif_topato, jump on in.
This icon has never been mor appropriate.
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sylvertongue. Idea is to write out a list of twelve characters without looking at the questions first, and then answer said questions.1. Charlie Pace
2. Sayid Jarrah
3. Crowley
4. Aziraphale
5. Samwise Gamgee
6. Meriadoc Brandybuck
7. Sirius Black
8. Remus Lupin
9. Captain Malcolm Reynolds
10. Faith
11. Curt Wild
12. Anakin Skywalker
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
Exhibitionist, duh. Remember the naked story, with the priest? Yeah.
Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Brian Slade.
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Sam or Crowley? Hmm. I love Sam and all, but definitely Crowley.
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
ONE! ONE ONE ONE! Dom all the way please and thankyou.
12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Sayid: How you managed to get into this airplane toilet in that suit is a mystery to me.
Anakin: *breathe*
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
LOL probably the only person on the list I DO have naked pictures of. You can find them here.
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Sam and Captain Tightpants?! Erm, an alternate universe. And
rosemending is the only person I can think of crazy enough to write it XDWhen 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Obi-Wan Kenobi.
What is 11's favorite sex toy?
His guitar.
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Anakin, Sirius and Charlie. Title: A long time ago, on a magical island school far, far away...
I would read it but I wouldn't want to write it. Three totally and completely different universes. But definitely rated NC17 for lots of porn. And Sirius and Charlie are there, so swearing.
Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
Sayid or Merry? Merry. Sayid is much more of a dom. Hehe, Dom. Just ask
themoononastick. Or read her Withdrawal series written with lillyjk.If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Crowley and Curt Wild? Crowley would spill the beans, of course. I mean, he's all into chaos and such. But I doubt Curt would mind terribly.
As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Sirius and Sam. Sam would read books to him and eat chocolate.
Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
Anakin and Aziraphale? Devil's food cake.
8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Lupin and Aziraphale. Aziraphale tops. Lupin would need to grow a pair. Not breasts.
Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Submission. He's way too tough-guy for it.
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
Remus Lupin? I'd call Sirius in and settle back to watch. Why is it always Sam? Sam would probably ask if Lupin wanted a cup of tea, and all would be awkward.
What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Faith and Aziraphale. BAHAHA. Aziraphale wouldn't want to tell ANYTHING and Faith would just say anything.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
Faith for Captain Tightpants. "I fucked Captain Tightpants," of course.
Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Sayid writing about Curt and Merry? Wow. He'd have to be really, really endebted to Shannon for that to happen.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Sayid in the boa? Lupin would blush furiously, mutter something about wuthering, trip over and run away.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale:
Remus and Sirius are having a quickie in a broom closet when Curt Wild walks in on them. Naturally enough, Curt joins in, first paging Crowley, who's in the middle of fucking Aziraphale into the mattress. Crowley abandons Aziraphale on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Aziraphale, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Sayid Jarrah attempts to rescue him. But Aziraphale will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Captain Mal is one of his regular clients.
For easy reference, fill-in-the-blanks numbers in order: 8,7,11,11,3,4,3,4,4,2,4,9
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
a) HP, obviously. I mean. Everyone knows there's illicit broom closet sex happening all over Hogwarts. (<--totally stealing
sylvertongue's answer.) b) ...nfi, man. c) Aziraphale. I don't see him becoming a prostitute, you know, *ever*. d) Why don't you tell me? e) rosemending. C;mon, you know you want to...Erm, don't read it if you have delicate mansmut sensibilities. If you're
sherrif_topato, jump on in.This icon has never been mor appropriate.
Green Queen
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