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So I'm sitting in front of the TV and I thought I heard that the name of a vaccuum cleaner was Voldy-suck. It wasn't, of course, but it got me thinking about what would happen if Voldemort started naming everything after him, like Batman in the old TV show.
I don't suppose he'd have a cave, but a Voldy-lair could work. He would, of course, have a Voldy-utility belt for his Voldy-wand. He doesn't really need a badass car and I'm not sure he'd take too kindly to such a Muggle creation, but he might like a nice Voldy-buggy. And, of course, he'd have his Voldy-Harry Potter-repellant.
Then all you need to do is stick Lucius Malfoy in a nice pair of green tights. He's already got the mask.
On a completely unrelated note, I think I might have a crush on Frank Iero. I also just like his name.
Green Queen
I don't suppose he'd have a cave, but a Voldy-lair could work. He would, of course, have a Voldy-utility belt for his Voldy-wand. He doesn't really need a badass car and I'm not sure he'd take too kindly to such a Muggle creation, but he might like a nice Voldy-buggy. And, of course, he'd have his Voldy-Harry Potter-repellant.
Then all you need to do is stick Lucius Malfoy in a nice pair of green tights. He's already got the mask.
On a completely unrelated note, I think I might have a crush on Frank Iero. I also just like his name.
Green Queen