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Previously on Lost: The Others. Those damn dirty APES!
*cries* GIMME BACK MY WIFE!

Dear crazy boss!Iraqi:
He is not going to keep going if you punch him and then hold him still to teach him a lesson. Dumbass.
Sincerely, someone with some sense

Ugh, the American soldier's a dick too. Abdul? WTF? Only Sawyer's allowed to call Sayid racist nicknames, and that's just because they have kinky sex games. I'm never going to recognise Kate!Daddy, I don't pay attention in her flashbacks. Is that guy him? Sayid's fuzzy hair's so cute.

GUH YUMMY. I know I'm trying to like Ana Lucia and all but she better not do anything to Sayid or she'll have lost ALL my sympathy. Hi crazy French chick!

Trust me, I'm a crazy baby-stealer! Why should he, nobody trusts Charlie *pouts* and Charlie was actually trying to do the right thing, not give the baby to the psycho killers. Why doesn't anybody ever tell anyone anything on this show? Frustrating. Ha, Sayid checked for ammo, I love him.

*snerk* Sayid might need to work on his translation skills.
Iraqi: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
Sayid: He says he doesn't know.
Iraqi: RED RUM!! RED RUM!!
Sayid: He says he doesn't know.
Useful stuff. I love Sayid for not ratting him out anyway though.

Tent o' love! Sawyer's vendettas against animals crack me up. *sigh* HE'S LOST WEIGHT!! Would you stop picking on the fat guy? Are Sawyer and Hurley bonding AGAIN?

How many people are on this island? He didn't say he was from Canada...
Danielle's all warrior woman! Nifty. Love the bow & arrow...though why you'd use it instead of the gun I don't know.

I wonder what the timeline is here. Oh wait, I know that guy. Sayid looks pretty. Okay, the 'liberated your personnel file' line just cracked me up. Liberated. Oh, more torture. I should not be happy about that...

I wish Sayid would stop being so bloody loyal to Jack and Locke, they piss me off. I love loyalty, probably one of the reasons I like Sayid so much, but can't he just admit his undying love for Sawyer and be on the other team? Sigh. Oooh, sickness! Hello Captain Judgmental. Yes, Jack, Sayid shot him with the arrows he happened to have lying around.
At this juncture I am reminded of Rocky Horror Picture Show, where the audience members yell out "ASSHOLE" at Brad Majors. I feel distinctly compelled to do the same every time Jack says something like that. Anybody with me?
Okay, back to commentary. The arrow prop's not been done terribly well, it's angled down in his back and then up coming out of him.

Aww, Hurley did his pouty face and Sawyer caved! And APOLOGISED! That's so cute.

Um. Ew. Oh, Sayid's going to work with Locke against Jack? That's...interesting. Also interesting that Jack was the one who asked Sayid to torture Sawyer in the first place and yet he'd have issues about torturing a guy they know nothing about and who could very easily be an Other (remember Ethan?) I don't necessarily think he is an Other, just throwing stuff out there.
BAHAHA that thing where he tied his hair back was so Violet Baudelaire. And Jack? Shut up.

Hey, Sayid has daddy issues too (he must do if he's the son of a great hero.)
Aw man, Sayid looks half-dead coming out of that room. :(

Jack and Locke still won't just fight.

Guh, torturer!Sayid is so damn HOT. I know, wrong and bad, but HOT. Also, what was the university that ran the Dharma Initiative? It was Minnesota, wasn't it? I know it's something to do with Ann Arbor because of speakerwiggin but I can't remember where that is. Because I suck. Michigan, sorry.
His story seems to check out - the sickness that Danielle talked about could be what the wife died of, couldn't it? I think I've seen the balloon man before.

The frog is TINY. I'm so glad he killed that frog.

Everything? Okay, I'll talk! In third grade I cheated on my history exam...
Sorry.
Aww! Sayid...I know everybody's all blah, they weren't together that long, but hey, I understand. I'd be upset if I had to bury Maggie Grace too.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! This is so season 1/Lord of the Flies. I love it. It helps that I don't like either of them. Uh, how did the timer do that? I mean, go to the black and red heirogyphs. Is it possible to make timers like that? Why is this the first thing I thought of? *facepalm*

Nice matte painting you got there. Oh there you go, he is Kate!Daddy. Aww, lookit little Kate. So they taught Sayid torture. Oh! Interesting. I like it. Naveen is so very pretty.

Are Sayid and Charlie going to be outcasts together and have lots of scenes together? Because I think I'd like that.
THANKYOU!!! Everybody seems to have forgotten about Charlie's hanging. Looks like Sayid's going to be veering away from Locke and Jack after all. If Sawyer, Sayid and Charlie form a different team, can we just call it Team Sexy and have done with it? *g*

Go team sexy!
Green Queen