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American Wedding was absolutely hilarious, I reccomend it highly :D
I went to see it tonight w/ Tom, and I loved it. Defining moment: Stifler in the gay bar. It was overall just a really funny last installment, I didn't think they could pull it off but they did it really well. Jonas lookalike was hot again, but didn't do much. Meanwhile, Jason Biggs and Aly came into their own, and Stifler completely stole at least half the movie. Though Aly did rival him in the scene where she talked to Jim's dad. Yay! Though love stinks. Stupid happy people.
The rest of the day was pretty boring, really. I wrote a Quill of Doom chapter, which is posted below. The idea is there's a big list of Buffy characters (70 in all) and we have to grab the Quill and write their deaths creatively until only one remains. I killed off Warren using very bad old English. I wrote that during my very boring Gender Studies lecture, for which it turns out I have a great deal of work to do tomorrow. Sigh. I'll do it in my FOUR HOUR break. During which I will also NOT GET DRUNK!!! Had to vaccuum this morning, didn't sleep well last night (weird dreams, largely unpleasant), and had to come home to pick up the ticket. Really pissed me off as I now have $1.70 to last me until Friday. Hope there's no fucking emergencies.
Since the comp's being a selective bitch, I'm posting this on Xanga tonight and will get to LiveJournal tomorrow *sigh*
FONT color=blue size=2>Quill of Doom 13: Warren's Demise
A quivering fool did crouch moste fearfully in the darkest corner of Hell, for he did see the moste unfortunate situation in which he and his foes were placed. An olde and wrathful idol of gold did protect him from the sight of those who passed by him; held he in his shaking hands a weapon of great power, though forged by man. Well he did to fear the ones whose pale faces came into flickering light before his eyes; he had in his past performed deeds moste offensive to each of them. None had he wronged more greatly, however, than she that walked before him now; the flame-headed witch of powers so formidable the echoes of it were felt through the netherworlds.
The witch did stop moste abruptly as she did reach the idol behind which the coward did hide. She did recognise it at once, for it represented the slaine Anyanka, Protector of Women Scorned. She did mourn with great sadness the loss of the demon, her friend; the soul of the woman did hear her cries and feel the presence of the scallywag that did cower in the awesome presence of the witch, and the sprit did sense the love of a second, pure witch. And both the women were goode to Anyanka during her life, and Anyanka saw their pain and did decide moste benevolently to grant them their wish as her final act.
The white witch Tara did at last see her beloved Willow, and their reunion did move the heavens and the firey caverns of Hell, and they did see the murderer Warren cowering as shadowes of those his hatred had touched did surround him; and as they did devour him with wrath he did see his death at the hands of the witch, whom he did once send to the darkest Hell of them all, that which was within herself; and he did feel the pain of his skin as it was torn from his bleeding body; and he did feel regret as he had never before known. Before the last drops of blood did reach the grounde and his eyes did close, the smiles moste benign on the faces of the lovers reunited did shine like beacons before him, and his soul did cry in pain.
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a diplomat. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?
Stage Two Next, you must contaminate/poison the White House. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three Finally, you must unleash your arcane ritual, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
Link of the day is the yes/no oracle. Use it wisely.
Oh honestly, how the hell am I supposed to do pics of the day when I have no bloody links working?! Hey look, Tatsuya Ishida's a Back to the Future fan. If you don't understand the reference, you're obviously not one. :p
And I will bleed the life out of you
and you will make me laugh and make me cry
and we may never forget it
you will make me call your name
I'll shout it to the blue summer's sky
and we may never meet again
so shed your skin and let's get started
and you may throw your arms around me
Green Queen
I went to see it tonight w/ Tom, and I loved it. Defining moment: Stifler in the gay bar. It was overall just a really funny last installment, I didn't think they could pull it off but they did it really well. Jonas lookalike was hot again, but didn't do much. Meanwhile, Jason Biggs and Aly came into their own, and Stifler completely stole at least half the movie. Though Aly did rival him in the scene where she talked to Jim's dad. Yay! Though love stinks. Stupid happy people.
The rest of the day was pretty boring, really. I wrote a Quill of Doom chapter, which is posted below. The idea is there's a big list of Buffy characters (70 in all) and we have to grab the Quill and write their deaths creatively until only one remains. I killed off Warren using very bad old English. I wrote that during my very boring Gender Studies lecture, for which it turns out I have a great deal of work to do tomorrow. Sigh. I'll do it in my FOUR HOUR break. During which I will also NOT GET DRUNK!!! Had to vaccuum this morning, didn't sleep well last night (weird dreams, largely unpleasant), and had to come home to pick up the ticket. Really pissed me off as I now have $1.70 to last me until Friday. Hope there's no fucking emergencies.
Since the comp's being a selective bitch, I'm posting this on Xanga tonight and will get to LiveJournal tomorrow *sigh*
FONT color=blue size=2>Quill of Doom 13: Warren's Demise
A quivering fool did crouch moste fearfully in the darkest corner of Hell, for he did see the moste unfortunate situation in which he and his foes were placed. An olde and wrathful idol of gold did protect him from the sight of those who passed by him; held he in his shaking hands a weapon of great power, though forged by man. Well he did to fear the ones whose pale faces came into flickering light before his eyes; he had in his past performed deeds moste offensive to each of them. None had he wronged more greatly, however, than she that walked before him now; the flame-headed witch of powers so formidable the echoes of it were felt through the netherworlds.
The witch did stop moste abruptly as she did reach the idol behind which the coward did hide. She did recognise it at once, for it represented the slaine Anyanka, Protector of Women Scorned. She did mourn with great sadness the loss of the demon, her friend; the soul of the woman did hear her cries and feel the presence of the scallywag that did cower in the awesome presence of the witch, and the sprit did sense the love of a second, pure witch. And both the women were goode to Anyanka during her life, and Anyanka saw their pain and did decide moste benevolently to grant them their wish as her final act.
The white witch Tara did at last see her beloved Willow, and their reunion did move the heavens and the firey caverns of Hell, and they did see the murderer Warren cowering as shadowes of those his hatred had touched did surround him; and as they did devour him with wrath he did see his death at the hands of the witch, whom he did once send to the darkest Hell of them all, that which was within herself; and he did feel the pain of his skin as it was torn from his bleeding body; and he did feel regret as he had never before known. Before the last drops of blood did reach the grounde and his eyes did close, the smiles moste benign on the faces of the lovers reunited did shine like beacons before him, and his soul did cry in pain.
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a diplomat. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?
Stage Two Next, you must contaminate/poison the White House. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three Finally, you must unleash your arcane ritual, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
Link of the day is the yes/no oracle. Use it wisely.
Oh honestly, how the hell am I supposed to do pics of the day when I have no bloody links working?! Hey look, Tatsuya Ishida's a Back to the Future fan. If you don't understand the reference, you're obviously not one. :p
And I will bleed the life out of you
and you will make me laugh and make me cry
and we may never forget it
you will make me call your name
I'll shout it to the blue summer's sky
and we may never meet again
so shed your skin and let's get started
and you may throw your arms around me
Green Queen
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