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[green_queen]

Previously on Lost....MARVIN CANDLE IS YOUR DENSITY. Locke pouts. A lot. I was wrong...OOPSIE!

LOCKE EYEBALL. I am depressed that I recognised that. OMG IT'S THE OPENING OF THE FIRST EPISODE BUT WITH LOCKE INSTEAD OF JACK AND NEKKID!DESMOND INSTEAD OF VINCENT = AWESOME. Locke has an ouchie on the side of his head. LOCKE GOT HIT WITH THE JESUS STICK ROFL.

Charlie and Claire are all 'Locke's back and still crazy! What a shock.' Dom's mouth, man. Hey, getting hit with the Jesus stick worked! Locke's gone all religious! Oh, I thought that the potato-head drawing meant that Charlie was deaf, but it means Locke is mute. Charlie's clearly a genius. 'You need to...SPEAK TO THE SAND! Trees are wonderful conversationalists!' LMAO ILU DOM. Okay, I kinda knew Locke wanted to talk to the island pretty much as soon as he went all I MUST BUILD CHURCH, but whatever, Charlie's prettier than me. Even with the mouth thing.

LOST

What is that, the island's general store? Why did Locke capitalise Help? Why should Charlie Help Locke, given what Locke did to him, the asshole? Why is Locke using netspeak? Yay, go Charlie, you tell the bastard.

Oh goodie, a new awesome song to download. Who has a download for me? Please? The song Locke's listening to in the car. Ah, Locke of all trades. Hi pretty Justin Chatwin. Locke's a Johnathan?! And HAS THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS ME?!?! Is picking up hitchhikers illegal?

Locke turned Eko's church into a sweat lodge? WTF, man. Y'know, Charlie's a lot nicer than we give him credit for, he didn't have to do this. Looks like crazy jungle man!Locke's back, then. HI GOD'S FRIGGIN GIFT BOONE!!!! Oh he is just so pretty.

This trippy airport scene is the coolest thing ever. Wait, Charlie & Claire will only be fine for a while? Everybody looks really pretty. Is it the influence of Ian being back? LOL Oh, the Sayid line was cool. Huh, interesting making Hurley the ticket...guy...and Desmond the pilot. IN uniform. Helping himself? So I guess it's Skate all the way home, then. Evi looks hot. Damn. Oh, Benry! A:SDFKJSHDF:KJDF Ian's eyes. Wow, pretty bloody!zombie!Boone. Eko! :( don't kill Eko just because of AAA's slight altercations with the law!

OMGWTFPOLARBEARS!!!!!! How did Locke know it was OMGWTFPolarBears though? Oh no, Bad Things are going to happen to Justin Chatwin :( Perhaps a Boone connection?

GERONIMO JACKSON SHIRT! Sweat lodges and families, this doesn't seem familir at all. The whole touchy-feely thing is a bit weird for me. Justin Chatwin better not drink the Kool-Aid.

OMGWTFHOLEINTHEGROUND. Hatch is GONE. This whole chased-by-OMGWTFPolarBears thing is so season 1. Even the special effects ;) OMG LOCKE NEARLY KILLED HURLEY. LOL I love Charlie being all impressive with his knowledge.

LMAO Einsteins of the bear community.

Think Justin Chatwin's a cop?

How is it Locke can find faith so easily all the time? I'm supposed to do this. I'm supposed to do that. WTF? Hee, bald jokes.

LOL HURLEY 'Bear? Is that you?' NEKKID!DESMOND FTW. LMAO BEST EVER. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT TIE-DYE?

I didn't see what that metallic thing was.

Well, yeah, of course it's drugs. I was right! Cop! My detectivising's getting better by the day.

That's a lot of man to have to lift up off the ground.

indilime! DESMOND!LEGS! What speech? Huh?!

Aww, don't kill Justin Chatwin! Oh good.

Charlie wants to go off by himself? He is acting a bit like he's on drugs, isn't he? I doubt Locke could've helped if he was with Jack, Kate and Sawyer. Besides, he wasn't on The List.

HI RODRIGO SANTORO. HI KIELE SANCHEZ. I love how two totally random Fusies suddenly happen to be in the Inner Circle. Why are they Brazilian and American, though? Surely a new Aussie cast member would have worked? Sigh.

DESMOND CAN SEE THROUGH TIME.

Well, that was FREAKING AWESOME.

Green Queen

Comments

[sargraf.livejournal.com]

Did you see Supernatural? OMG!!

[hybridutensil.livejournal.com]

The metallic thing Locke stepped on in the Bear Lair was an old battered Tonka truck, wtf?

[truffle-shuffle.livejournal.com]

I don't know, Katie, I think Dom's mouth looks a lot better. I think you should accept and embrace the change. :)

[ack-attack.livejournal.com]

All I have to say about this week's Lost is:

L;AKJL;KASDJFLKASDJFLKSDJFLKSDJFLKSDJF;LKSDJF;SLDK

NAKED DESMOND. PRETTY BOONE. SNARKY CHARLIE. CRAZY AIRPORT SEQUENCE. OMG.

And yes, in most states it is illegal to pick up hitchhikers. At least on the east coast, anyway.

[ack-attack.livejournal.com]

I think his teeth look good, but now his face definitely looks weird. it will take some getting used to. It makes his nose look kind of piggish lol.

[truffle-shuffle.livejournal.com]

Hasn't his nose always looked sort of large anyway? Poor little head crumbling under the weight of it. ;)

Eh. I think he looks better. I like that he decided to do whatever he did to get it fixed. Katie doesn't seem to, though.

His hair is a whole other story. Poor Dom, stuck with the mullet until the show is off the air. lol He used to have the greatest hair, too.

[ack-attack.livejournal.com]

LOL aw, he has a hideous great hooter. I don't know, he always had a largish nose, but now it looks piggish. I don't know any other way to describe it. Oh well, I still love him. But the hair? Seriously? SO BAD. He isn't stuck with a mullet! They have scissors! They gave Sawyer a haircut. Now it's Charlie's turn.

[truffle-shuffle.livejournal.com]

And Claire gave him a haircut once too! Maybe Dom likes the horrific hair.

[biscuitgirl.livejournal.com]

Sorry to be dumb, but what Charlie mouth thing? Did he have surgery or something?

[girl-is-modern.livejournal.com]

Cult-like group? Greenhouse? No unauthorised entry? Personally, my money was on poinsettias.

[kilted.livejournal.com]

Oh Lost... how I love thee. That really was a fantastic ep.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

It's not that I dislike the new mouth, it's just that it's SO different for me, and I'm finding it distracting. And yes, he has a huge nose. I love his nose.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

No, because my connection died on me and I haven't been online since yesterday morning. Getting it now though!!

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Dom's definitely had some pretty significant work done on his mouth over summer, possibly surgery to add to the braces he's had for a while. His lips protrude more, his jaw is more centered instead of slanted, his teeth are straighter.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

YEAH I KNOW I LOOOVED IT. I LOVE THE AIRPORT SEQUENCE AND BOOOONE AND NAKED DESMOND. LOL.

I didn't know that. Why is it illegal?

[ack-attack.livejournal.com]

I don't know why it's illegal...maybe because it's dangerous? Or something? Haha I'm really not sure. It's illegal to hitch or pick up a hitchhiker. Silly country.