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I have a terrible feeling that my download didn't work properly and that this will cut out just at the crucial moment, but here goes.
Hi pretty Desmond with the creepy baby watching. Oh, Desmond can see through time! He must be trying to save Claire and Turniphead. LOL "I was building a church before Eko exploded." Charlie's manhood is feeling challenged again. Hee, another button.
They couldn't show Jack anything more stimulating? Huh. Jack seems to have picked up on the rift between Benry and Juliet too. He's screwing with the Others like Benry screwed with our guys, with the Jack and Locke power struggle. Or trying to, I don't think it'll work.
Sawyer. Stop telling Kate your plans OUT LOUD. Stupid. Title shoutout!
Oooh. Boxing. Shirtless, boxing Sawyer. Bet you Sawyer fans are loving this.
...SHIRTLESS JAIL BOXING. He's been in jail nine months? Sawyer really has a knack for pissing off the people who can do him the most damage, doesn't he?
Well, of COURSE it doesn't work. Um, ow. And the writers one-up themselves with shirtless *strapped down* Sawyer to make sure to hit even more kinks. They seem to be fake-torturing Sawyer to scare him.
Hi sexy golfing asshole!!
You play golf?
I'm Scottish.
WTF BUNNYKILLER. WTF THEY GAVE SAWYER A PACEMAKER. HOLY SHIT. Not killers, just pacemaker-installers and child-kidnappers and hobbit-hangers. Riiiiight.
How did Kate and Sawyer not think they were being watched before this? Okay, Sawyer's looking at Kate's back - bet you anything his pacemaker goes off. I WIN. It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad and disturbing.
Oh, it's the Long Con! OMG SAWYER HAS A BABY AHH. Clementine?!
They want Jack to save an Other's life? So Juliet really is a repo woman. Er, doctor.
Why doesn't he just whack her in the chest? Worked for Charlie.
OMG. LOVE AHH.
Of Mice and Men? Okay, that guy's a sucker if he thinks Sawyer's not just going to take the money.
If you really love me go, huh? She's quoting Jack at him? That's interesting.
If my theory that everyone on the island is sick and that the island cures them holds up, it means that tumour man (Benry?) is already being saved by the island.
So...lightning rod to save Claire and the baby? LOL HURLEY 'IS THAT ART?' He had a haircut. I should start putting money on my predictions.
I really hate Benry.
Ohh, Sawyer set the guy up instead...aaaand my download stopped.
Fuck.
Green Queen
Hi pretty Desmond with the creepy baby watching. Oh, Desmond can see through time! He must be trying to save Claire and Turniphead. LOL "I was building a church before Eko exploded." Charlie's manhood is feeling challenged again. Hee, another button.
They couldn't show Jack anything more stimulating? Huh. Jack seems to have picked up on the rift between Benry and Juliet too. He's screwing with the Others like Benry screwed with our guys, with the Jack and Locke power struggle. Or trying to, I don't think it'll work.
Sawyer. Stop telling Kate your plans OUT LOUD. Stupid. Title shoutout!
Oooh. Boxing. Shirtless, boxing Sawyer. Bet you Sawyer fans are loving this.
...SHIRTLESS JAIL BOXING. He's been in jail nine months? Sawyer really has a knack for pissing off the people who can do him the most damage, doesn't he?
Well, of COURSE it doesn't work. Um, ow. And the writers one-up themselves with shirtless *strapped down* Sawyer to make sure to hit even more kinks. They seem to be fake-torturing Sawyer to scare him.
Hi sexy golfing asshole!!
You play golf?
I'm Scottish.
WTF BUNNYKILLER. WTF THEY GAVE SAWYER A PACEMAKER. HOLY SHIT. Not killers, just pacemaker-installers and child-kidnappers and hobbit-hangers. Riiiiight.
How did Kate and Sawyer not think they were being watched before this? Okay, Sawyer's looking at Kate's back - bet you anything his pacemaker goes off. I WIN. It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad and disturbing.
Oh, it's the Long Con! OMG SAWYER HAS A BABY AHH. Clementine?!
They want Jack to save an Other's life? So Juliet really is a repo woman. Er, doctor.
Why doesn't he just whack her in the chest? Worked for Charlie.
OMG. LOVE AHH.
Of Mice and Men? Okay, that guy's a sucker if he thinks Sawyer's not just going to take the money.
If you really love me go, huh? She's quoting Jack at him? That's interesting.
If my theory that everyone on the island is sick and that the island cures them holds up, it means that tumour man (Benry?) is already being saved by the island.
So...lightning rod to save Claire and the baby? LOL HURLEY 'IS THAT ART?' He had a haircut. I should start putting money on my predictions.
I really hate Benry.
Ohh, Sawyer set the guy up instead...aaaand my download stopped.
Fuck.
Green Queen
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