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[green_queen]

Run, Niki, run like the WIND!

Bury, Niki, bury like...the wind? Of COURSE she was a stripper. ...actor! Nevermind. LOL LMAO THIS IS AWESOME.
BILLY DEE WILLIAMS?!
THE MUSIC! CORVETTE, AUTUMN AND CRYSTAL!!!

BRING YOU BACK NEXT SEASON LMAO!!!!! BULLET-PROOF BREAST! Wait, he's supposed to be Australian?!?! ...ewwww.

Ping pong! WTF is wrong with her??
Whaaaaaat? WHO THE HELL'S NIKI LMAO. ILU WRITERS.

LOST

That's one hot chef. Wow, Lost's Sydney seems to have less Australians than any other nationality! That's impressive. Oooh, shiny bread decorations! Did they conspire to kill him?

MAGGIE'S NAME IN THE CREDITS OMG.

THEY DID! I WIN AT LIFE. We poisoned him, let's not poison ourselves. ....Russian dolls?

HI CHARLIE. Plywood?! Paolo lies? WHO THE HELL'S PAOLO??

He was...English? Such pretty criminals. He quit! How nice for the murderer.
WIFE!!! WIFE WIFE WIFE OMG. AND BOOOOOOONE. SO PRETTY. I love how big a bitch she is. NO, FLIRT! FLIRT WITH HIM BOOOONE. HE'S PRETTY!

THE CRASH! SCREAM, MAGGIE, SCREAM omg. I love them fitting Niki into the action. I looove this crash scene. Somebody got ouchies. ARZT!!!! BOONE'S PEN SEARCH AWESOME. Paolo looks pretty all bloody.

PAOLO'S DEAD TOO! How much do the writers win? Seriously. Hey sexy Jin.
*Jin speaks Koren*
Hurley: Yeah, I know.
Why's his shoe in that tree? lol. Y'ever think they mighta been POISONED? FORENSICS HATCH LOOOL!
MONSTER. Nah, he rips people up.

It's the Jurassic Park of the South Pacific! ETHAN!!!!! Boone took the water! It's White Rabbit! LIVE TOGETHER, DIE ALONE.

Burying time! You're ALL next. That's not really better. Ja-bo-nese? Whatever HUGO.

BOOOOBS. Flirt, Niki! New species?! LOL the flirting. What can he do ya for? $20 and change, I reckon.
Oooh, Leslie. Sexy spiders. They're fighting! Because you guys are sooo trustworthy. LOL he doesn't trust Artz but he trusts Ethan! Eko's plane! If I go up there that thing's gonna fall lol.
They found one of the hatches too?! And they didn't think any of this was weird?

CHARLIE! Dude. Monster. They kept Arzt's bugs! EXPLODED. He watched her show and didn't recognise her?! NO WAY. His identity's been shrouded in mystery for four seasons! They had a walkie talkie.

WIFE! She looks so damn hot. The...pigs are walking?
The waterfall! I love them bitching at each other. Mmm, shirtless Rodrigo. HOT. PAOLO LIES. I would too, she's a bitch.

They're not working with the Others. Uh, yeah, Sun....not the Others. Sawyer has to tell everyone everything now?

He's gonna run out of gum really fast. Hey Locke. Looks like you're digging a hole. Things don't stay buried on this island! The lighing in this scene is so pretty.

HE HID THE MCGUFFIN IN THE HATCH! Explains why he was reluctant to go. In the toilet! BENRY AND JULIET! He's cute, hmm. Michael, of course. *facepalm* And Paolo did....nothing. This is self-serving in the extreme.

DESMOND! He can see through TIME. Hee, use your psychic powers. As far as superpowers go, yours is kinda lame. Niki and Sawyer, eh?

LOL VINCENT. Aww, Charlie. The mouth isn't so bad anymore. Still different, but not as weird as it was.

I figured as much. Toilet still works!

Everybody ganging up on Sawyer...again. Diamonds! Girl's best friend, they are.

Gosh, Rodrigo's pretty. He dropped his gum!

Sawyer and his glasses :D WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

When did Sawyer get shirtless? It's like how they used to get Spike shirtless all the time for no reason :D Oooh, you threaten him, Sun. LOL you go girl.

They're in one grave! It's like the Sceve funeral. I know there were good parts to you too :D
Aww, Sawyer!

Ohhh, the spider. What a bitch. THEY'RE NOT DEAD!!! HOLY SHIT. If I had a paralysed Rodrigo Santoro lying on the ground in front of me that's not what I'd be doing. Just sayin'.
THAT'S what I'd be doing. :D
Aww, the poor psycho murderer.
THE MALES!
Oh, Paralysed.

THEY'RE BURYING THEM ALIVE. HOLY SHIT.

Green Queen

Comments

[rosamundeb.livejournal.com]

Loving this, because I recorded the episode last night and just finished watching it - *G*.

"Forensics hatch!" - thanks - I didn't catch tha!

And "The...pigs are walking?" WTFM? Not a clue what that was all about.

Creepy ending, but... this felt more like what you'd expect if this was an "every episode stands alone as a story" show. It didn't make any sense at all for the show. It felt almost like a "clip show", you know? Or a novelty show - as in "hey, wouldn't it be funny to do a show about two of the background people, and work them into the events going on so far?".

Oh, and - where are the Charlie comments, girl? I was holding my breath, waiting to see what he'd say to Sun. I like how they showed him telling his part (well, other than the fact that he muttered "I'm sorry" at the end, rather than saying it at the beginning as he should have). And he looked adorable at the end when he was trying not to grin at something Hurley said at the funeral.

[jillo-loves-dom.livejournal.com]

LOL Everything in this eppy rocked!!!!! YA!!!

[gemme.livejournal.com]

i think the pigs are walking is a reference to animal farm (by george orwell)

[kilted.livejournal.com]

I believe "The pigs are walking" is from Animal Farm. I haven't actually read it myself, but I know enough about it and I'm pretty certain. *shrugs*

[truffle-shuffle.livejournal.com]

What I loved about the scene with Locke and Paolo, which I forgot to mention when I was writing about it, is that Locke is just saying all kinds of shit that sounds like...like he's a nutjob, or a hippie, and yet WE KNOW what he means.

And also, that the writers threw in SO MANY of the viewer inside things, like the monster being a dinosaur. :)

Last night I didn't think I liked it that much, but the more I think about it, the more I realize I actually like it a lot.

[indilime.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEEEEEEY, have you seen the new old Piz promos from Spit & Eggs?
http://dylmgallery.free.fr/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=444

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

NO I HAD NOT. THANKYOU!!!

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

I really enjoyed it for all the in-jokes. And the ending, which was disturbing and AWESOME.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Thankyou!

[chyldone.livejournal.com]

I couldn't help but laugh with Paolo said the monster might be a dinosaur. The only reason I kept saying that was because the noise that they used for it, was like the T-rex in jurasic park. lol

That ending just creeped me out though...especially when they showed her eyes open right as the dirt landed on her. Ahhhh!

I've said it before...but I love reading what you have to say about the episodes :)

[little-aims.livejournal.com]

Yeah.. I'll never understand why they don't just hire Australian actors to play Australian parts on Lost. I'm still only up to whatever is airing here, but my favourite so far was the big old lady out in the desert that Hurley went to see. Is she South African? Is she Kiwi? I can't tell, but she sure as hell wasn't Australian. OH! And the hotel they all stayed in before flying out and crashing... I'd love to know what hotel that is, considering the view of the opera house... the only place in Darling Harbour with that view is Wooloomooloo, and they're all houses. Nice work on realism there guys.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Augh, I know. I seriously want to work for Lost just as an Australia consultant. What about Sawyer's dock with the view of the opera house and the harbour bridge that can't exist? And the SHRIMP? We do not sell SHRIMP. We sell PRAWNS. Pfft.

I can't figure out how all the Americans end up sounding South African when attempting and Australian accent when it's so dissimilar. I always think they sound South African. Or like that guy from All Saints who was half-American, half-Kiwi.