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In no way was that a Wizard of Oz reference. On with the show!
Oh. Birth. Huh. It hurts? Y'think? Yet another mislead as to location. Yep, figured it was Benry. LOL she did the Princess Amidala thing.
Benry's birthday. He doesn't get a party as Creepy Island Leader? Hey Locke. Yeah, he's a determined SOB.
LOST
Based on the episode title, I'm guessing Benry is Jacob and created the illusion of Jacob. He wasn't born there at all. Liar. Well, maybe if Locke thinks that it isn't the case, then.
Oh hey, creepy little Benry. OMG the minivans! I love the costumes. Okay, so his daddy was Dharma...think he led the rebellion? HIPPIES!
YAY MARVIN CANDLE!!! This is so cool. Abundant and...diverse...wildlife. ie. polar bears and crazy people? Isn't Annie one of the names Kate took? APOLLO BARS! Oh, it's a Drew Goddard episode - this can only be good. Was Roger Skeletor?
CHARLIE AND THE BABY! And Claire. Um, why is Sawyer hiding in the bushes? Ah, to better ambush Sayid for the sex.
Oooh, Patchy has a message. LOL yeah, he tried to kill you but it's cool now. Don't worry about it. Ooh, look at Locke stirring shit. LMAO! Locke's kicking the shit out of Patchy and everybody's just sitting around watching, sipping tea.
What was his point? Why is Alex helping Locke?
Island school! Where Samantha Mathis teaches you how to sneak around the jungle barefoot, abduct babies and conduct scientific experiments? Oh yeah...volcano. I thought she said erection, not eruption. Apparently not THAT long ago. So the hostiles already existed for Ben to take over. I love the teacher with a gun.
LOL BUNNY #5. Roger's a dick. Oh, uh, hey Ben's mom. Magic box?
Okay, I get the hurt thing, but they weren't telling Jack for a REASON. Always listen to Sayid.
Locke confuses me. Last week I hated him but this week he's fun again.
The presents were from Annie! She's doomed. That's adorable, though. Roger definitely seems drunk enough to be Skeletor, on a beer run. He's just a charming man.
The whispers! That's Michael Emerson's wife, right?
WTF...pepper? (kudos to Supernatural fans who get the reference.)
LOL Sayid 'that's not important right now.' His mind is on track, dammit, and nobody's going to sway him. I love Sayid. Why is Sun so sure of that? Poor Jin.
Oh, look who's back. Jack is so fucking RIGHTEOUS. O...kay. Thanks, Juliet. Because I hadn't decided what to do yet, because I'm the MOST IMPORTANT PERSON ON THIS ISLAND, DAMMIT, and nobody else is involved in any decision making! Augh.
Baby Benry is one determined little fucker...who's already happy to experiment on bunnies. I am amused that he thinks it's a good idea to go running through the jungle when he knows there are Hostiles out there who don't like Dharma much.
Uh...Nestor Carbonell is immortal? And sweet, if a little creepy.
Jacob's creepy-ass little cabin, joy. Jacob's Amish! Jeez, Benry is just so damn creepy. Jacob's....an Amish chair. I think Benry's cra~zy. He's acting very Norman Bates. Magic tricks!
Riiight.
He's going to show him Portland?
Benry's all growed up. Wow, Roger's actually trying! SHAMBALA. The make-up on the older actor's awesome. Aha, here's the psychotic Benry we know and are creeped out by. Roger wasn't THAT much of a dick that he deserved that.
So he didn't lead the rebellion but he was part of the fight. That's awful. Seriously, that's just sick.
Seriously, like, genocide sick. Mass graves?! Why were the original inhabitants American? How did John not figure out that Benry was going to fuck him over?
Green Queen
Oh. Birth. Huh. It hurts? Y'think? Yet another mislead as to location. Yep, figured it was Benry. LOL she did the Princess Amidala thing.
Benry's birthday. He doesn't get a party as Creepy Island Leader? Hey Locke. Yeah, he's a determined SOB.
LOST
Based on the episode title, I'm guessing Benry is Jacob and created the illusion of Jacob. He wasn't born there at all. Liar. Well, maybe if Locke thinks that it isn't the case, then.
Oh hey, creepy little Benry. OMG the minivans! I love the costumes. Okay, so his daddy was Dharma...think he led the rebellion? HIPPIES!
YAY MARVIN CANDLE!!! This is so cool. Abundant and...diverse...wildlife. ie. polar bears and crazy people? Isn't Annie one of the names Kate took? APOLLO BARS! Oh, it's a Drew Goddard episode - this can only be good. Was Roger Skeletor?
CHARLIE AND THE BABY! And Claire. Um, why is Sawyer hiding in the bushes? Ah, to better ambush Sayid for the sex.
Oooh, Patchy has a message. LOL yeah, he tried to kill you but it's cool now. Don't worry about it. Ooh, look at Locke stirring shit. LMAO! Locke's kicking the shit out of Patchy and everybody's just sitting around watching, sipping tea.
What was his point? Why is Alex helping Locke?
Island school! Where Samantha Mathis teaches you how to sneak around the jungle barefoot, abduct babies and conduct scientific experiments? Oh yeah...volcano. I thought she said erection, not eruption. Apparently not THAT long ago. So the hostiles already existed for Ben to take over. I love the teacher with a gun.
LOL BUNNY #5. Roger's a dick. Oh, uh, hey Ben's mom. Magic box?
Okay, I get the hurt thing, but they weren't telling Jack for a REASON. Always listen to Sayid.
Locke confuses me. Last week I hated him but this week he's fun again.
The presents were from Annie! She's doomed. That's adorable, though. Roger definitely seems drunk enough to be Skeletor, on a beer run. He's just a charming man.
The whispers! That's Michael Emerson's wife, right?
WTF...pepper? (kudos to Supernatural fans who get the reference.)
LOL Sayid 'that's not important right now.' His mind is on track, dammit, and nobody's going to sway him. I love Sayid. Why is Sun so sure of that? Poor Jin.
Oh, look who's back. Jack is so fucking RIGHTEOUS. O...kay. Thanks, Juliet. Because I hadn't decided what to do yet, because I'm the MOST IMPORTANT PERSON ON THIS ISLAND, DAMMIT, and nobody else is involved in any decision making! Augh.
Baby Benry is one determined little fucker...who's already happy to experiment on bunnies. I am amused that he thinks it's a good idea to go running through the jungle when he knows there are Hostiles out there who don't like Dharma much.
Uh...Nestor Carbonell is immortal? And sweet, if a little creepy.
Jacob's creepy-ass little cabin, joy. Jacob's Amish! Jeez, Benry is just so damn creepy. Jacob's....an Amish chair. I think Benry's cra~zy. He's acting very Norman Bates. Magic tricks!
Riiight.
He's going to show him Portland?
Benry's all growed up. Wow, Roger's actually trying! SHAMBALA. The make-up on the older actor's awesome. Aha, here's the psychotic Benry we know and are creeped out by. Roger wasn't THAT much of a dick that he deserved that.
So he didn't lead the rebellion but he was part of the fight. That's awful. Seriously, that's just sick.
Seriously, like, genocide sick. Mass graves?! Why were the original inhabitants American? How did John not figure out that Benry was going to fuck him over?
Green Queen
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