Okay, Lost. Impress me.
We have to go BACK!
Oh hey, cool, full circle moment. I so thought she was going to just run Jack over. Jeremy Bentham? Okay, so it's three years later. How much Jack are we going to have to put up with in this one?
LOL Hurley peeing. Which he? I wish Locke and Jack would just kill each other.
Desmond!! How can Jin understand Desmond with that accent? Fancy bomb.
LOST
So they could move the island. Oh hey it's our BFF Keamy. LOL Lapidus's reaction. 'Damn.' Ahh, Kate's timing. Don't hurt Lapidus! It's the whispers! The Others are like Ewoks...but, you know, scarier. Nice, Keamy, nice.
Kick his ASS Sayid! Oh what? He killed a guy with his FEET and he couldn't kill Keamy? O HAI RICHARD ALPERT. Must observe the niceties. Well, that's nice.
Hurley! Walt's grandmother! WALT! HUGE TEENAGE WALT! Is he going to pay him the backgammon money? HAS HIS VOICE BROKEN? IT HAS! IT'S BROKEN OMG. Oooh, sucked in Michael.
Leader stuff? They're good! The unarmed woman wasn't exactly friendly. Bygones?! He's right! Miracles, lol. Ben's back! I don't know what they look like! LOL.
Why did Sun feel it was important to share that information?
Go go hero Faraday! Oh, no, what's he really doing? :S You're very dire. Get...back there? She's been before?
Oooh, red glow. Man, I miss Charlie. Why don't you watch this very informative video? Ben is so patronising, seriously. OOH DHARMA VIDEO! MARVIN CANDLE! Negatively charged exotic matter? Really? Poor bunny. LMAO metallic objects! TIME TRAVELLING BUNNIES, WE HAVE SOLVED THE MYSTERY OF DONNIE DARKO! LOL the metal thing. Uh-oh.
Lapidus! Cuddles! N'aww, flirty Sawyer and Kate. Alriiight! Triumphant music! Nothing can go wrong now!
Oh, hey, it's totally not dead Keamy. THE BOMB IS CONNECTED TO KEAMY WTF. Talk about what exactly? Yeah, Ben doesn't seem to care much about innocent lives.
Awwww, Faraday ♥ Juliet's hair totally changed between scenes. Nobody on that boat has any lines! Faraday is screwed *cries*
But we know everybody except maybe Sawyer and Lapidus in the helicopter survives. It's much more likely that Michael, Jin and poor Desmond will die. NO NOT SAWYER NOOO! Oh, he's ok.
Sayid's still making a killing. Hurley and Sayid? CONVERSATIONS WITH DEAD PEOPLE. Best Buffy episode ever. I'm finding paranoia keeps me alive, hee. He's playing Eko? I miss Mr. Eko. They keep killing off characters I like. Can't they kill Kate or Jack? *sigh*
Aww, Han and Chewy, like old times EXCEPT HE'S EVIL. WTF CHRISTIAN SHEPPARD?! Aww, Jin :( poor Sun. And the hottie factor decreases AGAIN.
Sun looks very pretty in the future, though. SHE'S MEETING WITHALAN DALE WIDMORE! And she is bad ass. Because Ben killed her hubby.
They move the island by sabotaging the...for lack of a better word, flux capacitor?
Rum! Yay, Sawyer's not dead. And he's SHIRTLESS. And dimpled, and all wet and guh. Awww Sawyer :( Wait, did Faraday get to the boat??
Nope, you're going somewhere really hot, Benry. He can never go back, huh? WHY will they follow him? I mean, it's pretty much Locke's wet dream.
O HAI RICHARD ALPERT!
Oh that's the cold place. Ouch. You move it BY HAND? An ISLAND?
OMG FARADAY NO! *cries* Bye bye island. Oh yeah, where's the smaller island? Ouch, another crash.
OH DESMOND NO! OK good. Recovery position? I MISS CHARLIE and Jack beating him back to life :( That poor baby. WTF, the screen went funny on Jack's close-up. Too high contrast.
Good thing the gun's easy to access. OH HAI CLAIRE WTF?! She said 'dare' in American. Kate can't bring him back or bring him up?
How is he fine? What is he eating? How are they changing him? LOL 'no he didn't.' Hey, remember last time people were on a raft and started yelling at a boat? Huh, that was all a bit spur-of-the-moment in the end.
PENNY'S BOAT IT'S PENNY'S BOAT OMG!!!!!!!!! PENNY AND DESMOND ARE BACK TOGETHER YAY!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAY OMG!!!!! N'awwwwwwwwwwwww.
ONE WEEK LATER
I kinda love Lapidus. What happened to poor Faraday and the others, they must've just died out there?? *cries a lot* It sounds stupid when Jack says it. I thought Desmond was BFF with Sayid, not Jack. They paddled for NINE HOURS? Jack recovered from his surgery remarkably well. Aww, Kate and Sayid.
LOL that music. It's so...un-Jack. Subtle, Jack. Craazy music. So Jeremy Bentham's not Ben...Very Bad Things, eh? It's LOCKE! LOCKE DIED WOOT. I mean..*sad*.
Green Queen
We have to go BACK!
Oh hey, cool, full circle moment. I so thought she was going to just run Jack over. Jeremy Bentham? Okay, so it's three years later. How much Jack are we going to have to put up with in this one?
LOL Hurley peeing. Which he? I wish Locke and Jack would just kill each other.
Desmond!! How can Jin understand Desmond with that accent? Fancy bomb.
LOST
So they could move the island. Oh hey it's our BFF Keamy. LOL Lapidus's reaction. 'Damn.' Ahh, Kate's timing. Don't hurt Lapidus! It's the whispers! The Others are like Ewoks...but, you know, scarier. Nice, Keamy, nice.
Kick his ASS Sayid! Oh what? He killed a guy with his FEET and he couldn't kill Keamy? O HAI RICHARD ALPERT. Must observe the niceties. Well, that's nice.
Hurley! Walt's grandmother! WALT! HUGE TEENAGE WALT! Is he going to pay him the backgammon money? HAS HIS VOICE BROKEN? IT HAS! IT'S BROKEN OMG. Oooh, sucked in Michael.
Leader stuff? They're good! The unarmed woman wasn't exactly friendly. Bygones?! He's right! Miracles, lol. Ben's back! I don't know what they look like! LOL.
Why did Sun feel it was important to share that information?
Go go hero Faraday! Oh, no, what's he really doing? :S You're very dire. Get...back there? She's been before?
Oooh, red glow. Man, I miss Charlie. Why don't you watch this very informative video? Ben is so patronising, seriously. OOH DHARMA VIDEO! MARVIN CANDLE! Negatively charged exotic matter? Really? Poor bunny. LMAO metallic objects! TIME TRAVELLING BUNNIES, WE HAVE SOLVED THE MYSTERY OF DONNIE DARKO! LOL the metal thing. Uh-oh.
Lapidus! Cuddles! N'aww, flirty Sawyer and Kate. Alriiight! Triumphant music! Nothing can go wrong now!
Oh, hey, it's totally not dead Keamy. THE BOMB IS CONNECTED TO KEAMY WTF. Talk about what exactly? Yeah, Ben doesn't seem to care much about innocent lives.
Awwww, Faraday ♥ Juliet's hair totally changed between scenes. Nobody on that boat has any lines! Faraday is screwed *cries*
But we know everybody except maybe Sawyer and Lapidus in the helicopter survives. It's much more likely that Michael, Jin and poor Desmond will die. NO NOT SAWYER NOOO! Oh, he's ok.
Sayid's still making a killing. Hurley and Sayid? CONVERSATIONS WITH DEAD PEOPLE. Best Buffy episode ever. I'm finding paranoia keeps me alive, hee. He's playing Eko? I miss Mr. Eko. They keep killing off characters I like. Can't they kill Kate or Jack? *sigh*
Aww, Han and Chewy, like old times EXCEPT HE'S EVIL. WTF CHRISTIAN SHEPPARD?! Aww, Jin :( poor Sun. And the hottie factor decreases AGAIN.
Sun looks very pretty in the future, though. SHE'S MEETING WITH
They move the island by sabotaging the...for lack of a better word, flux capacitor?
Rum! Yay, Sawyer's not dead. And he's SHIRTLESS. And dimpled, and all wet and guh. Awww Sawyer :( Wait, did Faraday get to the boat??
Nope, you're going somewhere really hot, Benry. He can never go back, huh? WHY will they follow him? I mean, it's pretty much Locke's wet dream.
O HAI RICHARD ALPERT!
Oh that's the cold place. Ouch. You move it BY HAND? An ISLAND?
OMG FARADAY NO! *cries* Bye bye island. Oh yeah, where's the smaller island? Ouch, another crash.
OH DESMOND NO! OK good. Recovery position? I MISS CHARLIE and Jack beating him back to life :( That poor baby. WTF, the screen went funny on Jack's close-up. Too high contrast.
Good thing the gun's easy to access. OH HAI CLAIRE WTF?! She said 'dare' in American. Kate can't bring him back or bring him up?
How is he fine? What is he eating? How are they changing him? LOL 'no he didn't.' Hey, remember last time people were on a raft and started yelling at a boat? Huh, that was all a bit spur-of-the-moment in the end.
PENNY'S BOAT IT'S PENNY'S BOAT OMG!!!!!!!!! PENNY AND DESMOND ARE BACK TOGETHER YAY!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAY OMG!!!!! N'awwwwwwwwwwwww.
ONE WEEK LATER
I kinda love Lapidus. What happened to poor Faraday and the others, they must've just died out there?? *cries a lot* It sounds stupid when Jack says it. I thought Desmond was BFF with Sayid, not Jack. They paddled for NINE HOURS? Jack recovered from his surgery remarkably well. Aww, Kate and Sayid.
LOL that music. It's so...un-Jack. Subtle, Jack. Craazy music. So Jeremy Bentham's not Ben...Very Bad Things, eh? It's LOCKE! LOCKE DIED WOOT. I mean..*sad*.
Green Queen
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AND PLEASE KILL OFF JACK ALREADY. SO ANNOYING.
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That was my one abiding reaction to the finale, for real. But surely they can't kill him off, he's got such an interesting story to tell (like Miles and Charlotte as well). I will be mega-pissed if he dies. But people have been saying that maybe his little raft was sucked into the island's radius when it moved. IT BETTER HAVE. I've not met anyone that hasn't loved Faraday, he's kind of like Desmond in that respect. THEY CANNOT KILL HIM.
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Meanwhile, the helicopter crew only has a little gas and they are flying back toward the island. The island vanishes and they crash into the sea... also somewhere "Between". We know what happens to them.
So here's my theory for the Kodiak Crew - first, they find Jin adrift in the ocean, holding onto a life ring or something floaty from the exploded ship, and they rescue him. They continue to float awhile until they see the lights from Penny's ship. They start up the engine and head over for their rescue. This way, Daniel and Jin are safe and they have many expendable bodies in case of emergency. Daniel gives Desmond a big hug and tells him he's his Constant. And they all live happily ever after. Maybe they even have something yet to do in the future seasons.
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I KNOW. Jack should be dead right now. Not Locke. And Kate should be dead instead of Charlie. If someone other than Claire has to bring up Aaron, it should've been Charlie =[