If you come to this post expecting coherence, you're in the wrong place

[green_queen]

SO OKAY, RIGHT AFTER THE WEIRD AND AWKWARD FIRST SCENE (WITH BLAINE IN A CUTE JUMPER) WE GET ONE OF THE CUTEST SCENES EVER - BLAINE DANCING AROUND WITH KURT, TALKING ABOUT SEX AND CHILLING OUT AND BEING GENERALLY ADORABLE:









AND SOME WARBLER AND LOCKER CUTENESS (I LOVE MY WARBLER BOYS!!!)





AND THEN THE GAY BAR. I just...if they'd never done that creepy cake topper scene, I could be sold on the Karofsky transformation, but that scene is so awful that no amount of Max Adler cuteness can make up for it now.





DRUNK! BLAINE IS LIKE...DARREN, BUT SUPER HORNY. "I want to live here! I want to live here and make art and help people!"

AND THEN THE FIGHT. They both just acted their butts off.





OH OH AND THEN THAT SCENE ON THE STAGE, WHICH WAS JUST...MESMERISING. BLAINE'S VOICE BROKING ON "I HOPE SO, I WANT YOU TO BE" KILLED ME...AGAIN.





AND THEN THIS! THE SWEETEST THING EVER!!!





THAT EYELASHES ONE IS WHEN I MADE THE LEAST DIGNIFIED NOISE I'VE EVER MADE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. IT WAS LIKE A SNORT AND A SIGH AND A SQUEAL ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

I don't know why people were expecting a sex scene, this is a PG-13 show on the most conservative channel ever. What we got was sweet and intimate and so pretty and OH MY GODS DARREN. YOU CANNOT BE REAL.

And some stuff happened with Sebastian and there are apparently other characters on the show, too.



Green Queen