If you come to this post expecting coherence, you're in the wrong place

[green_queen]

SO OKAY, RIGHT AFTER THE WEIRD AND AWKWARD FIRST SCENE (WITH BLAINE IN A CUTE JUMPER) WE GET ONE OF THE CUTEST SCENES EVER - BLAINE DANCING AROUND WITH KURT, TALKING ABOUT SEX AND CHILLING OUT AND BEING GENERALLY ADORABLE:









AND SOME WARBLER AND LOCKER CUTENESS (I LOVE MY WARBLER BOYS!!!)





AND THEN THE GAY BAR. I just...if they'd never done that creepy cake topper scene, I could be sold on the Karofsky transformation, but that scene is so awful that no amount of Max Adler cuteness can make up for it now.





DRUNK! BLAINE IS LIKE...DARREN, BUT SUPER HORNY. "I want to live here! I want to live here and make art and help people!"

AND THEN THE FIGHT. They both just acted their butts off.





OH OH AND THEN THAT SCENE ON THE STAGE, WHICH WAS JUST...MESMERISING. BLAINE'S VOICE BROKING ON "I HOPE SO, I WANT YOU TO BE" KILLED ME...AGAIN.





AND THEN THIS! THE SWEETEST THING EVER!!!





THAT EYELASHES ONE IS WHEN I MADE THE LEAST DIGNIFIED NOISE I'VE EVER MADE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. IT WAS LIKE A SNORT AND A SIGH AND A SQUEAL ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

I don't know why people were expecting a sex scene, this is a PG-13 show on the most conservative channel ever. What we got was sweet and intimate and so pretty and OH MY GODS DARREN. YOU CANNOT BE REAL.

And some stuff happened with Sebastian and there are apparently other characters on the show, too.



Green Queen

Comments

[lavender-love00.livejournal.com]

Yep. Yep yep yep.

Darren acted his ASS off in this and I have never loved him more. So much love. I was crying into my rainbow cupcakes.

[nowheretogo26.livejournal.com]

if you like that shot of his eyelashes, you will like one of the icons I'm posting later today ;) I'm js~~~~ you might also like a couple more ;)

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

I DID LIKE IT THOUGH. REALLY. I DO LIKE IT.

[petit-rhino.livejournal.com]

I WAS (impatiently) WAITING FOR YOUR REACTION POST. IT'S EVERYTHING I WANTED AND MORE!!


There was an interview with Chriss where he said they rolled around and kissed. I want the deleted scene (plus that second kiss scene they apparently filmed in season 2 that we didn't see).

Darren was fantastic. So proud of him. That scene on the stage. If I ever were to see Darren cry IRL I think I would be a sobbing mess.

[tripmom00.livejournal.com]

I have watched the stage scene eleventy-billion times and I CRY. EVERY. TIME.

So much incredible Klaine...

Even Darren Criss' bare FEET are hot!!

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Darren Criss's everything is hot. Every single thing.

[kira-snugz.livejournal.com]

it was so awesome. and i cried when they were all snuggly and sweet. it was well done.

i absolutely cheered at the warblers. i have missed them. i love that he went to visit and it would be awesome if they they pop up every now and then.

[koyaaniisqatsi.livejournal.com]

THIS FLAWLESS SHIP AND THIS FLAWLESS HUMAN BEING. <3