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So, hey, you know what's cool?

Dom, Burky and Ian Somerhalder were all posting at The Fuselage earlier this evening. I really love that place. It was cool.

Also cool is the Lord of the Rings fandom, man. So very, very cool, because I made a huge post to

lotr_daily along with a request for pictures since I lost a fair few while transferring stuff from Harmony to Butler. And they came through! I probably have more pictures now than I did before. Thankyou SO MUCH to everyone out there who helped me out, it's been phenomenal, you've made this fangirl very, very happy!

I worked today. Isn't that exciting?

Next interest up is

HOBBITSES

Ah, hobbits. I am a hobbit, you know. I mean, of all the races of Middle Earth it's the only one I'm likely (or would want) to be. They're cute and funny and loyal and loving, and very clearly not the English (stupid metaphors.) And no, I don't think that big furry feet are sexy.
Sam is, of course, my favourite hobbit for his unwavering loyalty. I prefer Merry to Pippin because Merry's more of a thinker, so I relate to him more (even if Pippin is very sweet.)

Pictures and all of one link. LOL

Let's retrace the hobbits' journey through the films, shall we?

Costume test. Pre-production of the film.

This is Meriadom and Pippin. As you can see, they are silly, fun-loving Hobbits who like to play with fireworks. Aren't they cute?

And this is The upper-middle class Frolijah and his devoted 'gardener' Seanwise, two cute, happy-looking hobbits of the Shire.

When Bilbo disappears and Gandalf discovers that the ring he left Frolijah is OMG TEH ev0l, Frolijah and Seanwise set off on an 'adventure' to take the ring to Bree for Gandalf, not knowing what they're getting themselves into.

They see elves, and Seanwise loves the elves, because they are all the pretty and exotic things he's not.

Along the way they bump into Frolijah's cousins Meriadom and Pippin. Well, Pippin's his cousin, and Meriadom's Pippin's cousin, and they're all related anyway because the Shire is...erm, small.

They go on a perilous journey through snow and swamps and other uncomfortable things...

but are eventually separated by creepy screechy bitter ex-kings on Weathertop, where Frolijah is OMG STABBED and taken away by an elf.

It's okay, though, because the elf is a good elf, and soon Frolijah is all better and the hobbits are all reunited at Rivendell.

And hug. A lot. Because hobbits like ~~sex~~ hugs.

Of course, Frolijah stupidly agrees to take the ring even further just because he's all innocent with his big blue eyes (big. blue.) and his American voice, and then the other hobbits follow along because they love him. So they go on even more crazy adventures and get dirtier and dirtier...

Until they get separated in a big old fight, and Frolijah tries to go to destroy the tacky jewellery on his own. Seanwise has his own concept of what "on his own" means, and nearly drowns himself following along...

while Meriadom and Pippin are taken by Uruk-Hai and eventually end up in Fangorn Forest with walking, talking trees. And it's not just because they've been smoking a little too much leaf - that doesn't happen until a little bit later.

Following which Meriadom wonders whether he and Pippin are the right height to continue the story.

Meanwhile, back at the ~~ranch~~ dead marshes, Frolijah and Seanwise find some time to do some bonding.

Then Gollum leads them to the Black Gate, and almost get themselves in trouble *again* and are saved by the elves *again*, this time in the form of a cloak. Anyone else sensing a pattern?

Meanwhile, back at the ~~ranch~~ Pelennor Fields, Meriadom and Pippin, having been separated for a while by Pippin's rampant foolishness, are reunited under less then stellar circumstances - Meriadom has gone and got himself into being a solider and then getting himself injured saving a girl. Pippin is sad that the girl wasn't him.

Meanwhile, back at the ~~ranch~~ Mount Doom...I can't make fun of this scene, because it's my favourite and always makes me cry. Sam loves Frodo so much. He carries him because the ring is getting heavy. *cries*

Later on, back at the ~~parody~~ ~~ranch~~ Houses of Healing, Frolijah, who has been tortured, disturbed by the ring, had his finger bitten off and been stranded on an island in the middle of lava, is just fine after being flown to Minas Tirith by the eagles. While the audience wonders why the eagles didn't just fly him there to drop the ring in in the first place, the hobbits have another orgy.

Even after their journey is over, they must endure a boring coronation ceremony where they are terrified by the gratitude of thousands of smelly men...

until, finally, they return to the Shire, heroes but completely buggered, with nice new costumes.

Of course, if the adventure ended there it would be far too simple, so Frolijah mopes his way to the Grey Havens, where he decides to leave his hobbit buddies behind in favour of elf orgies.

He says a heartbreaking goodbye to Meriadom

and a tearful one to Pippin

And then kisses Seanwise on the head to say goodbye, thinking he'll never see him again. Seanwise is far too devoted for that, though, and even as Frolijah sails across the sea he is planning his eventual trip to the Undying Lands to be with his Undying Love. (No, really, it happens in the book. Check the appendices!)

The End.

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lotr_daily is the Link of the Day, and I do have a couple more pics for you before I go - a couple of Dom and omg sexy mohawk!Orli at the bathtub races and one of Dan as Harry in GoF.