Robert Pattinspam

[green_queen]

Robert Pattinspam!
Be warned: this is a proper Green Queen spam, so entirely unfit for dial-up users. Over 100 pictures.



































































































































Behold, the face of evil:


Spooky!

And now, two of the biggest baddies together:


I can see evil plots being plotted as they pat each other affectionately on the tummy.


















































Above pictures by allthingsgood, you can see her post here.

Premiere & photocall pictures from indilime; you can see her albums here.

Green Queen

Comments

[kilted.livejournal.com]

At some point in his career, I can totally see him playing a scruffy/sexy vampire or werewolf or something... haha...

I made so many icons with some of these pics... haha... *shakes head at self*

Yay for a proper G.Q. picspam, by the way! I've missed these. Missed you too! *hugs*

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Pirate. Totally a pirate. He could play Jack Sparrow's son...

I went to make icons but then I looked at the icons by [Unknown site tag], grrliz and teh_indy and decided, what's the point?

[kilted.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! How could I forget pirate! *facepalm*
That would be brilliant!

Haha, yeah, those guys did some really great ones... Love them all. And it's crazy- they're suddenly EVERYWHERE! Haha...

Still, I do so love Green Queen icons...

[indilime.livejournal.com]

YAYE CRACK FACES!!!!!!

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting Robert is on crack?!?

Perpo...eh, that joke may be getting old at this point. *g*

[snuffkin.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting Robert is on crack?!?


Nah, he`s just tired



...

Sorry, couldn`t resist :X

[zoniduck.livejournal.com]

Oh my God! He was one of the Calvin Klein kiddie porn models??? I had no idea.

Also? 19 fangirls. And a pirate.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but if you're going to have kiddie porn models, they might as well look like Robert. *dies*

I swear he could be Jack Sparrow's son.

[truffle-shuffle.livejournal.com]

So many things to comment on! It goes without saying that Robert is fucking beautiful...mostly because I've said it so many times! He's a bit maniacal, isnt' he? lol Clemence's shoes at the London premiere are adorable. Katie is so, so, so gorgeous. Emma looks so cute with the black headband in her hair. Rupert is lovely.

Just 5 more days until it comes out. I'm really curious what we're all going to think about it. Especially you.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Yes. Her shoes. I was totally looking at her shoes when Robert was standing next to her in LEATHER PANTS.

*g*

I love Katie. She wants to play a psychopath! And she's Scottish! Rupert looks a lot more comfortable this time around, he's smiling more, which is nice.

[thehush.livejournal.com]

Oh my! *can't look away*

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Mm, he's like that.

[janinelearner.livejournal.com]

god he's exquisite...and he's going to be at Collectormania in February - wahoooooo

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

OMG NO WAY. I want to go! *cries*

How come they never have these conventions here in Australia? Fuck.

[jsie.livejournal.com]

Hee omg.
Robert picspams and dial up are EVIL.
EVIL I tells you.

Specially when you've just finished emailing a hot actor, who is actually a computer programmer by day so was going on to you about much you should just live off broadband. XD

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Oooh, hot actors?! Nifty.

[jsie.livejournal.com]

That would be a yes.
And incredibly nifty.

'specially when I had to undress the poor guy.

[nost-nenime.livejournal.com]

NOW THAT is a PICSPAM!
Gorgeous, simply gorgeous! *huggles Robert*
;D

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you liked it!

[sassygirl.livejournal.com]

his HAIR is amazing at that New York(?) premiere. totally deserves an icon!

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

New York is the second one, the one where he's not dressed like a pirate and his hair looks like some kind of modern art sculpture.

[stufsocker.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooooooooh. Face of evil.. *drool*
I love how he's got to peek out from behind the kiddies to be seen by the camera. Oh well. I heart Ralph anyway, and love the evil plans plotted out between affectionate pats on the tummy. Genius!

I can't believe all these people were only 30 miles away from me and I didn't know it. Totally Lame.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

That's horrendous. You should have gone and molested Robert Pattinson for me!

[sage3.livejournal.com]

that HAIR...so tantalizingly tousled...*paws monitor*

picspam, the breakfast of champions *g* you've made my day 100+ times this morning :D

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

LMAO I want to make a picspam and post it at breakfast time just so I can call it the "Breakfast of Champions Picspam" now. I'd have to think of a breakfasty/morning type theme.

[delcj.livejournal.com]

OMG i _must_ know — where is the In the Closet picture from?! i think i want to have babies with whoever laid it out.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Erm, I think it's an actual screencap from a news website actually :D

[delcj.livejournal.com]

eeep. it was from Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth — he annoys me. well, props to whoever did the layout anyway.

[tristantrakand.livejournal.com]

I am absolutely envious of how good he looks despite the messed up hair. Or should that be how good he looks because of the messed-up hair?

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Definitely because of. It adds to that whole "I shagged 19 groupies and a pirate in the limo on the way over" appeal.

[tristantrakand.livejournal.com]

"I shagged 19 groupies and a pirate in the limo on the way over"

BEST. DESCRIPTION. EVAH.

He always looks so...virile.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Not mine, I'm afraid. It's either grrliz's, indilime's or voodoo_in_tx's.

[ravyn-ashling.livejournal.com]

Can I borrow a couple of these for my lj layout header, and friend you perhaps? :3

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Of course, I have no claim on any of these pictures! And you can friend me if you like, but I'm not friending back. Sorry! Glad you liked the pics.

[ravyn-ashling.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm not asking you to friend back. I'm just here for the sex picspam. :D

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Well then you might want to check out my memories very soon - I'm deleting most of my old spams in about a day.

[ravyn-ashling.livejournal.com]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! kk.