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hee! Muppet show rocks! *sings Muppet music in head*
I tried to program it into my phone but I can't remember how to make sharps and flats :( I was actually home at midnight on a Friday to watch it, coz we didn't end up going clubbing tonight, which sucks royally, coz nobody else was going. *grumbles* We watched Happy, Texas instead, which isn't a bad movie, but it isn't a good one. Steve Zahn is underrated. Muppets is fucking hilarious. Yay! Moving on. Today we went to Cockington Green, which wasn't really very interesting, and went to Nikki's house which also wasn't interesting coz she wasn't home, and then went to the markets and had eclaires, which make everything better. Party tomorrow! Well, tonight, actually. YAY! The others are getting up early tomorrow to see kangaroos. I am not. I fully intend to sleep in.
Dictionary for arguing with women gacked from the Bronze.
1. "Fine"
This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are
right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should
shut up. (NEVER use "Fine" to describe how she looks. This will cause you to
have one of those arguments.)
2. "Five minutes"
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football
game is going to last before you take out the trash, so women feel that it's
an even trade.
3. "Nothing"
"Nothing" means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually
used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will
last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."
4. "Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows)
This is NOT permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the
result will be the woman will get upset over "Nothing" and you'll have a
"Five-minute" discussion that will end with the word "Fine."
5. "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows)
This is NOT permission, either. It means "I give up" or "do what you want
because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few
minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about
"Five Minutes" when she cools off.
6. "Loud Sigh"
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement. Very
frequently misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are a
complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing."
7. "Soft Sigh"
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few
things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content.
Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last
a bit longer.
8. "Oh"
This word -- followed by any statement -- is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get
that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she
says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will
tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the
window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days.
9. "That's Okay"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what
the penalty will be for whatever you have done. "That's Okay" is often used
with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." Once
she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.
10. "Please Do"
This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to
come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get
yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn't
get a "That's Okay."
11. "Thanks"
The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look for hidden meaning. Just
say "you're welcome."
12. "Thanks A Lot"
"Thanks A Lot" is dramatically different from "Thanks." A woman will say
"Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by
the "Loud Sigh." This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be
careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell
you "Nothing."
wow. So many of my male friends are, in fact, women. And as it turns out, I'm not. Go figure?
I practiced for the trivia night here today, so that's my LotD. I'm going to buy a book tomorrow to help me practice, got lots of trivia questions in it.
My Johnny eyeliner icon is surprisingly popular. Here's some Orli! weird 80's stuff pics, plus a bit of Dumbledore for today's character. Poor old Richard Harris. He wasn't my favourite, but it's still sad to see him go.
EYELINER!!!!!! WOOT!!!!
Celebrate you baby
Green Queen
I tried to program it into my phone but I can't remember how to make sharps and flats :( I was actually home at midnight on a Friday to watch it, coz we didn't end up going clubbing tonight, which sucks royally, coz nobody else was going. *grumbles* We watched Happy, Texas instead, which isn't a bad movie, but it isn't a good one. Steve Zahn is underrated. Muppets is fucking hilarious. Yay! Moving on. Today we went to Cockington Green, which wasn't really very interesting, and went to Nikki's house which also wasn't interesting coz she wasn't home, and then went to the markets and had eclaires, which make everything better. Party tomorrow! Well, tonight, actually. YAY! The others are getting up early tomorrow to see kangaroos. I am not. I fully intend to sleep in.
Dictionary for arguing with women gacked from the Bronze.
1. "Fine"
This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are
right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should
shut up. (NEVER use "Fine" to describe how she looks. This will cause you to
have one of those arguments.)
2. "Five minutes"
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football
game is going to last before you take out the trash, so women feel that it's
an even trade.
3. "Nothing"
"Nothing" means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually
used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will
last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."
4. "Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows)
This is NOT permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the
result will be the woman will get upset over "Nothing" and you'll have a
"Five-minute" discussion that will end with the word "Fine."
5. "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows)
This is NOT permission, either. It means "I give up" or "do what you want
because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few
minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about
"Five Minutes" when she cools off.
6. "Loud Sigh"
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement. Very
frequently misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are a
complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing."
7. "Soft Sigh"
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few
things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content.
Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last
a bit longer.
8. "Oh"
This word -- followed by any statement -- is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get
that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she
says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will
tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the
window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days.
9. "That's Okay"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what
the penalty will be for whatever you have done. "That's Okay" is often used
with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." Once
she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.
10. "Please Do"
This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to
come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get
yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn't
get a "That's Okay."
11. "Thanks"
The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look for hidden meaning. Just
say "you're welcome."
12. "Thanks A Lot"
"Thanks A Lot" is dramatically different from "Thanks." A woman will say
"Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by
the "Loud Sigh." This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be
careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell
you "Nothing."
wow. So many of my male friends are, in fact, women. And as it turns out, I'm not. Go figure?
I practiced for the trivia night here today, so that's my LotD. I'm going to buy a book tomorrow to help me practice, got lots of trivia questions in it.
My Johnny eyeliner icon is surprisingly popular. Here's some Orli! weird 80's stuff pics, plus a bit of Dumbledore for today's character. Poor old Richard Harris. He wasn't my favourite, but it's still sad to see him go.
EYELINER!!!!!! WOOT!!!!
Celebrate you baby
Green Queen
