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[green_queen]

How did we not recognise Charlie's watch when he bagged Sun?

YUNJIN IS SO HOT. DANIEL IS SO HOT. HOLY SHIT. THEIR OFFSPRING WOULD BE THE HOTTEST THING EVER. No, seriously, they are so attractive. I pretty much knew the whole baby thing was coming, so I'm focussing on the hotness of them. They have to be the most temperamental couple ever, I love it.
Oh so that wasn't a secret. Huh. Fuck they're hot. Jin's logic might be slightly flawed. "A baby will make it better! It will fix our marriage!"

I saw this scene on Jimmy Kimmel. Jin looks good in green. Lots of green this episode. It's probably symbolic. Hey, we're back to bossy, bordering-on-abusive Jin, how nice. He's growing facial hair.
Aww, that was mean :(

Boy, Ana sure swings those arms when she runs.
LOLOLOL BANANA!
Locke has an interesting take on what constitutes a 'secret', doesn't he? How does he know she was a cop? He always knows everything. I find it interesting that he gets pissy with Jack about being a control freak but he continues to refer to the hatch as his hatch.

Aww, Rose and Bernard! Happy squabbling - proof that Jin and Sun's problems aren't insurmountable, or a contrast to their more violent fights? LOL "It's Saturday Bernard." So Sun already thinks she's preggers?

OOOH. Oh this is so cool. I like that guy. Not as much as I like Jin, but I do like him. He's teaching her English, cute! Jesus, that's a huge glass.

Jack's hairy. BAHAHAHA this is so very Meet the Fockers.
"The steam opens up my pores" LOL! I want to talk about our Henry problem while you're naked and vulnerable. Riiiight. Jack continues to look surprised whenever Locke buggers off and does what he wants.

Hey, don't start in on Sayid, you lying song of a bitch. Gee, I don't know Ana Lucia, I thought accidentally causing the death of one not-Other and then SHOOTING ANOTHER in the stomach was kind of like making the same mistake twice. No? I'm the only one who remembers Shannon was even on the show, aren't I?

Are you there God? It's me, Sawyer. MONEY SHOT - book to sexy glasses. Oh yeah. How's it sit? Pretty cunning, doncha think? Not nearly enough sex, lol. Sun's interesting in this scene, thinking flirting with Sawyer will get her what she wants and becoming pissy when it doesn't. HE SO CHECKED HER OUT RIGHT THEN. Her makeup is kinda bad - they're trying to make her look pale but it's making her look more like thet just smudged beige lipstick over everything.
GASP! That would be so shocking if it hadn't been in all the ads! Gosh, Sawyer's pretty.

How come I don't have the song that was just playing on the record player yet? Hmm? Flist, what are you doing out there? Even if they find a balloon and a person buried I'm pretty sure I'm still going to think Henry's an Other. Just something about him.

Sneaky Sun. LOL SUN AND HURLEY ARE SO STEALTH. "Look what I found in the middle of the jungle!" LMAO. He looks good though.

Who brings a home pregnancy test on an aeroplane? Seriously, you can buy them in Australia AND America. Crazy.

I like her shirt. I think they do a really good job of giving them clothes with a Korean flavour when they're doing the Korean flashbacks. Anion hassayo! One of the three things I can still say in Korean. And that's after living there for three years. Pathetic, I know, but I was only 10 when I left.
Aww, poor Sun looks shattered. Their fights really are impressive, aren't they?

MY SOUND IS OUT OF SYNCH! *cries* Like, REALLY out of sync.

Do Americans says no worries? I guess so.

So are Sayid and Charlie dating now? I'm not sure about Ana joining Team Sexy. I'm not at all sure about her buddying up with the guy whose girlfriend he killed.
LOL Charlie "Humour's not his strong suit...and I'm saying this to *you*." I love Charlie's smile.

HEE "Are you looking at my bum?" YES, YES I AM. As often as I can manage.
Ana hasn't heard about Charlie's Big Fat Murder then. And yeah, THANKYOU Charlie. Oooh did you see his back? I did. Guh. Dom is so sexy. LOL ANA GOT PUNK'D.
And helloooooooo Bluescreen Mountain.

Wait, Kate actually said something smart? *Cleans out ears* really? Huh, out of everybody oddly Evi's not looking so crash hot this episode.
Hey, it's the return of Captain Judgmentalpants.

Hellooooooo Bluescreen Seoul. If she's only been 'practically fluent' for a month it's hardly a reason to stop lessons, dude. Are they gonna have sex yet?

Ana is bitching about people not liking her to Sayid. Ah, she's finally apologising. Oooh, go Darth Sayid! I hope he kills that manipulative son of a bitch.

"It's gonna rain." Gee, you think? I'm really hoping they don't go down a Sayid/Ana Lucia route. I'm fairly easygoing when it comes to ships but that's all shades of wrong. Guh, sexy wet Sayid and Charlie! I love that Charlie's still sarcastic about the whole thing, it's a nice contrast to the absolute seriousness of Ana and Sayid.

Aww, Jin and Bernard are bonding. Oooh, is Sawyer gonna spill the beans? LOL I like how they're portraying Jin not understanding what Bernard and Sawyer are saying by making them talk backwards. And how Sawyer's randomly shirtless. Why isn't Jin randomly shirtless?

Aww, he's fixing Sun's garden!! How much do I love Daniel and Yunjin? This scene is incredible, even with the sound way off. HIS FACE!

Lookit, it's Popo! I love how she's walking the dog in heels.
Oh, that's a twist. I thought it would just be that the island fixed her, but it's Jin who can't have the babies...which means it must be baldie's, I guess.

OH MY GODS HOW COULD THEY GET YOUR WRONG IN THE SUBTITLES. BASIC GRAMMAR, PEOPLE. AUGH.

Yay, the island artifically impregnated her! She's going to give birth to an island!! I love that he believed her even though they fight all the time.

OMG HE LUBS HER. I lub you too Daniel Dae Kim!

"'Men reject their prophets and slay them, but they love their martyrs and honour those they have slain.' So what's the difference between a martyr and a prophet?" I am telling you, he's an Other. The way he interacts, the completely offhanded way he's taking absolutely everything in...he's scary. And he so knew they didn't know about the map, too. He's manipulating them to their DOOMS.
Although I probably would too if I were him. They annoy me.
Told you he was an Other.
Fortunately the smartest person on the island is out there looking for the balloon, so at least Sayid'll probably be okay. And he can look out for Charlie. Ana can look out for herself, I'm sure.

Yeah, that'll play. Dum dum DUM! CLIFFHANGER!


indilime, you might wanna stay clear of the next one...

Veronica Mars time!

Montage of sexy Logan scenes. Huzzah! Huzzah! This is one hell of a long 'previously on.' I guess we're either gonna get some answers or we're gonna get misled like crazy this episode. Bring it on!

So when exactly has Veronica lied to Sherrif Lamb to make him so mistrustful of her? Oh, right, he's jerk. A really cute jerk. LOL "Unless you've got a CANOE!"

I would like to find out if those really were pictures of Harry Hamlin as a kid. ALY'S HED IS PASTEDE ON YAY.
More Logan angst in...3...2...1...there we go. Why doesn't he just get up and switch it off?

LOL Hannah's mum: "THAT'S who you're dating?"
Me: "I wish."

Who else associated "he's got a history of violence" with Viggo?
I love that song. Not performed like that, but still. Ahh, subtlety, how you have no place when character introductions occur on Veronica Mars. "She's getting married to the oldest money in Neptune!" And we have a thirty-second set up.
I LOVE THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND SINGING "I am the very model of a modern Major General." GENIUS.

Oooh, car people. I know that one...Curly Moran. GO TEAM ME. I have such mad detectivising skillz. Yes, it's a word.

Oooh, look at Lamb's sexy press conference. He's so smug.
Heh. Schoolie-type stuff. He obviously doesn't know about our schoolies.

SEX. Yes. Logan sex. Please.
Heh 'You're cute when you're jealous.' With the nose-touching. It's the nose-touching that really sells it.

I like Veronica's blue shirt with the girl on it but the ripped jeans are so 90's.

Charisma looks hot. LMAO:
Beaver: "What have I told you about thinking?"
Kendall: "That it makes my breasts smaller?"
This is the coolest scene ever.

I like Logan. Most of the audience likes Logan. True, some don't, but you know, it's not no-one.
"If it helps design your wardrobe I'll be wearing and 'I'm with Stupid' tshirt." LOL

So the ev0l car people planted the bomb stuff?

I love how impressively tacky Heidi's bachelor party is.

I really hope Beaver isn't using Aaron Echolls for anything. I mean, I know Logan was screwing Kendall and all, but that's really low. Ewww. Aaron Echolls is such a creepy man.

Aww, poor Logan.
I love scenes where Logan's loving on someone. It's just so hot.
Oooh, Logan, that's pretty low.

She is wrong. He doesn't give a shit about the sex, he's just using her to get to her father. You know, in a sexy way.

Hey Vinnie! LMAO the quacking was fantastic.

*snerk* "And I've been ducking your calls."

Logan just gets hated on from all sides doesn't he? And the 'potential upside' line after Veronica's 'the rich get richer' is classic.

LOL I liked Heidi smacking down Veronica's mad detectivising skillz. It's still a word.

Kendall found the tapes? I thought Logan erased them.
Oh, what's a little sexpot like him to do? Keep himself out of jail or keep dating Hannah?

VINNIE! "What a man does in his home, office and/or car is his own business." LOL.

OMG FORESHADOWING! True love found her at the espresso machine and he's hot. DO HIM.

Which icon to use? Team Sexy, or Private Eyes? Oh, the dilemnas!
Green Queen

Comments

[kilted.livejournal.com]

I want to talk about our Henry problem while you're naked and vulnerable.
Hee hee hee... Did you see Locke check Jack out in that scene?

I love your reveiw thingies. ♥

[corellianjedi.livejournal.com]

How come I don't have the song that was just playing on the record player yet?

Locke was holding the Geronimo Jackson record again so... I didn't think they were real. I thought the writers made up Geronimo Jackson. I could be incredibly wrong here, I have no idea.

[indilime.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they did make them up.

And I just assumed that since Locke was holding the album, that's what the music was supposed to be.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

But surely somebody would have grabbed those three seconds of discernable song and put it up for download? This is the internet, after all!

[indilime.livejournal.com]

Do Americans says no worries? I guess so.

Yeah we do.

Kendall found the tapes? I thought Logan erased them.

No, it kinda looked like that at first though, didn't it? She pulled a piece of hair from (presumably) Duncan's shower, which is a little confusing. Aaron asked about Logan, but it was Duncan's room, so I'm just assuming they're trying to set up Duncan.

BTW, let's not forget the most important part of the ep - SOME LAMER PCH WANNABE SPIT IN LOGAN'S EYE. It doesn't get much lower than that.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

That's because the PCHers are now RUN BY A GUY NAMED AFTER THE BUNNY FROM BAMBI.

Oooh. Badass.

[truffle-shuffle.livejournal.com]

See, I got it all wrong! I couldn't tell what she did, and I assumed she was planting a bug for the prosecution...though that didn't exactly make sense since Duncan is gone and it's not like Veronica is over there having heart-to-hearts with Logan about, well, anything.

Thanks for clearing it up! :)

[madelinecastle.livejournal.com]

I love reading your reviews on Lost. They always make me smile and nod like a dork. That scene with Sawyer, Bernard and Jin made me laugh... and feel a little bad that he can't understand them. Jack/Locke are annoying me... they just are. Charlie's bum comment was funny... I love him. Anyways.. I'll shut up now.

[depply-in-luv.livejournal.com]

sun and jin are my favorite couple,i love them!

and yea, i hope sayid and charlie leave ana lulu there in the woods.i know i would.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

I didn't say that, I just said I'm sure she can take care of herself. I don't like people hating on Ana Lucia too much in my journal.

[truffle-shuffle.livejournal.com]

I noticed the incorrect "you're" too, and was appalled. It's sad, you know? How hard is it to know which is which?

Vinnie Vanlowe and Cliff in the same episode is a delight. Those two need scenes together.

I don't even want to get into how badly Veronica and Logan need to just do each other. It almost melts the TV every time they have scenes together.

Oh, and BTW- I read some sides from some upcoming episodes and if you didn't already love Logan, you would by the end of this season. OMG.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

OMG yes, Vinnie and Cliff would be fantastic. They are both made of awesome.

LOL I think we'll still have trouble convincing the Logan haters, but hey, I'm sold already. Ohh, I wanna see the episodes! You and your crazy insider knowledge.

[truffle-shuffle.livejournal.com]

Next time we talk over MSN, just mention this conversation.

I can't say anymore.