Spam time.

[green_queen]

I'm starting to feel mopey again, which is something I do not want. So:

SPAM ME IN THIS THREAD.

Or give me top fives to do.

Top fives! Give me a topic and I'll list my top 5 things. If it's pictures I'll provide them, same with songs. It can be anything you want.

Cuz otherwise I'm gonna retreat and play Sims and not internet and you'll all be BORED.


Dom at the TORn Oscar Party, March 2004. 11/11, baby!!

*looks at mood pic* I wish I had a Maggie or Naveen to cuddle.

Misery guts
Green Queen

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Top Five Superdickery Covers:

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Mostly for 'It's NOT a cop-out!' because I love when they draw attention to their own idiocy.

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I have no MASH caps.

Top 5 Villains:

5. Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty. She's beautiful and powerful and malevolent and scary. Plus, fantastic villain name.
4. Magneto from X-Men. He's so interesting and so complicated and so, you know, Ian McKellen.
3. Hans Gruber from Die Hard. He cracks me up and he's cool and he's actually smart, which is nice in your average action movie villain. Plus, Alan Rickman.
2. All of Buffy's villains. Even the weak ones, because they were still better than pretty much any other villains.
1. Lex Luthor. It's entirely Mike Rosenbaum's fault.

Top Five Fictional Jackasses (some good, some bad):

5. Superman, clearly.
4. DICK. I love him so much.
3. Arnold J. Rimmer, the neurotic asshole who completely makes Red Dwarf what it is. He's a necessary jackass.
2. Peter Pettigrew. He isn't evil, he's so much worse. He's got no moral fibre whatsoever. He's slime.
1. Brian Kinney. He's the sexiest, most exquisite jackass ever.

Top Five Jokes.

Erm, can't think of a 5.
4. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
3. He has a little woman! Terrible gag from Hocus Pocus.
2. I heard a joke on the radio once about the guy having the memory of a goldfish. Every two minutes for about twenty minutes the other guy would smack him on the head and he wouldn't duck. Finally, the guy ducks. When the other one says 'What'd you do that for?' the guy says 'Sorry, I forgot to forget.'
1. A bunch of blondes walk into a bar. One of them goes to the bartender and orders a round for the house on them. Bartender asks, "Why the celebration?" The blond replies, "We found a puzzle with 3-4 years written on the box, and we did it in only two."

Top Five Good Omens quotes:

5. Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home. (not actually from the book, from the inside of the cover, but still fantastic.)

4. You know the whole exchange where one of the Chattering Nuns gives the other a look that says "That's not the baby" and the other give a look that says "Yes, I know I've got the baby, no worries?" That bit.

3. "Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide."

2. "That's sexism, that is. Going around giving people girly presents just because they're a girl."

1. Aziraphale: "I'd just like to say, if we don't get out of this, that ... I'll have known, deep down inside, that there was a spark of goodness in you."
Crowley: "That's right, make my day."
Aziraphale: "Nice knowing you."
Crowley: "Here's to next time. And ... Aziraphale?"
Aziraphale: "Yes."
Crowley: "Just remember I'll have known that, deep down inside, you were just enough of a bastard to be worth liking."

The quote that launched the greatest ship ever.

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