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[green_queen]

Samuel L. Jackson = God, motherfuckers.

ETA: This guy I used to be in love with just randomly came on MSN after two years asking if I wanted to catch up on Thursday. OMG YAY!

ETA2: Snakes on a Plane early auditions. My eye! I'm so poorly constructed! *dies laughing*

Green Queen

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[clippage.livejournal.com]

SLJ HAS TO MAKE HIS WAY INTO HP.

/ rant>

As I was saying, MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES, YO. MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES IN EDEN.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

LMAO EDEN OMG.

[clippage.livejournal.com]

IT'S TRUE. IT'S A RELIGON THAT BLAMES EVERYTHING ON A MOTHERFUCKING SNAKE IN EDEN. SRSLY LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS. YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

IF SAMUEL L. JACKSON HAD BEEN IN EDEN THAT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKE WOULD BE HISTORY.

I should write a book.

[clippage.livejournal.com]

HELLS FUCKING YES. IF SAMUEL L. JACKSON WAS GOD, HE WOULD HAVE PWNED THAT SNAKE FROM THE BEGINNING.

"Lo, on the 6th day of the third week of the ninth month of something or othereth, the snake crept low and whispereth unto the woman, "eat of the fruit" and as the woman openeth her mouth to speak unto it, there was heard a voice from the mighty heavens:

"SERPENT, BEHOLD, THOU ART PWNED, MOTHERFUCKER." and lo, the snake was no more."

The shit hath hiteth the fan. Eth.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

And then he would've been all 'No world shall triumph over this world, unless I happen to feel like making a world called, "More Motherfuckin' Snakes in More Motherfuckin' Gardens."

DamnIthinkIjustspitteaeverywhere....eth.

[clippage.livejournal.com]

AND BEHOLD, EVERYTHING WOULD BE GOOD AND RIGHT IN THIS WORLD, AND GARY OLDMAN WOULD HAVE BEEN JESUS JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT.

And thus, Snakes on a motherfucking Plane is an epic tale.

Cuh-razy

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

CRAZY GARY OLDMAN = CRAZY JESUS.

CHANGE OF PA-LANS.

[clippage.livejournal.com]

.....Gary Oldman should be John The Baptist, with the locust and the honey and the loin cloth, and SLJ should be Jesus. Holy fuck.

Re: CHANGE OF PA-LANS.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Except Desmond is totally Jesus. Brothah.

Re: CHANGE OF PA-LANS.

[clippage.livejournal.com]

.........too much jesus, too little time.

Re: CHANGE OF PA-LANS.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Maybe it could be a TV series and we could just keep recasting Jesus.

Like Doctor Who.

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[clippage.livejournal.com]

Why can't Jesus be a vague name for a group male sextuplets made of win?

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[green-queen.livejournal.com]

They'd never decide what to do. Do we forgive? Hold grudges? Be kind to our neighbours? Plus it'd be really hard to walk on water.

>.>

[clippage.livejournal.com]

All the more reason for it to pwn so hard. BEST THING EVER. Just think about 6 Jesus's walking around, including and not limited to: Gary Oldman, SLJ, Desmond, Brian Kinney, etc

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[green-queen.livejournal.com]

LMAO BRIAN KINNEY.

Well, he'll always be young and he'll always be beautiful.

JUSTIN WAS A PROPHET. *nods wisely* He knew before anyone else, BRIAN KINNEY IS GOD.

[clippage.livejournal.com]

Now I want to fuck Jesus. God, I'm a bad person. ONLY NOT CAUSE MMMMBOY.

Re: JUSTIN WAS A PROPHET. *nods wisely* He knew before anyone else, BRIAN KINNEY IS GOD.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Dude, I would fuck ANY of those Jesuses. Jesii?

Re: JUSTIN WAS A PROPHET. *nods wisely* He knew before anyone else, BRIAN KINNEY IS GOD.

[clippage.livejournal.com]

Jesui. Jesuss?

Damn. Nngh.

Re: JUSTIN WAS A PROPHET. *nods wisely* He knew before anyone else, BRIAN KINNEY IS GOD.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

We should probably throw Jack Sparrow in there as well. Disney at least must think he's the second coming.

Heh. Second Coming.

*facepalm*

Re: JUSTIN WAS A PROPHET. *nods wisely* He knew before anyone else, BRIAN KINNEY IS GOD.

[clippage.livejournal.com]

SLJ, Desmond, Brian Kinney, Gary Oldman, Jack Sparrow. One more. We need one more.

Re: JUSTIN WAS A PROPHET. *nods wisely* He knew before anyone else, BRIAN KINNEY IS GOD.

[clippage.livejournal.com]

OH DUH. SIRIUS BLACK.

Re: JUSTIN WAS A PROPHET. *nods wisely* He knew before anyone else, BRIAN KINNEY IS GOD.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

LOL is he going to be resurrected in book 7 then?

Re: JUSTIN WAS A PROPHET. *nods wisely* He knew before anyone else, BRIAN KINNEY IS GOD.

[clippage.livejournal.com]

HELLO HE IS JESUS. DEATH IS NOTHING.

Re: JUSTIN WAS A PROPHET. *nods wisely* He knew before anyone else, BRIAN KINNEY IS GOD.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Thanks to you I have had 'Craig' by Stephen Lynch stuck in my head in spite of totally different music playing for the last half hour or something.

new subject lineomgz!

[clippage.livejournal.com]

al;skd;laska;o;easdlkaskd

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[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Because when Jesus is praying
fuckin' Craig is laying
every woman in the testament you know what I'm saying

and my personal favourite:
And now the question for you
is not what would Jesus do
but where will you be when the Craig machine comes partying through
and if the Lord will allow
you've got to ask yourself how
and who and why and when and where is your Messiah now?
It's fucking Craig

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[clippage.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to download this song now. Thx.

Stephen Lynch

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

He's fuckin' Craig (http://www.sendspace.com/file/b11y8c), doncha know.

Although also, paradoxically, the son of Satan (http://www.sendspace.com/file/1dtxy5).

[affectingly.livejournal.com]

Ooo, Yay on the guy! I hope that works out well for you. It's always semi-weird, semi-awesome when someone randomly blasts from the past.

[water-walker.livejournal.com]

omg
this post x you x dreamoflorien makes me wet myself with laughter

[ack-attack.livejournal.com]

i concur.

[seren-mahtori.livejournal.com]

Me too! lmfao!

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Um. Best comments to a post EVER. Holy shit, I died a little.