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[green_queen]

Plastic Winchesters Episode 15 and Master List.

Is it opening like Season 2, with a hatch? No, that was a record player, this is a CD player. Hi Elizabeth Mitchell! YAY A NEW SONG. SHE HAS HER OWN THEME MUSIC! Aww, poor girl.

Is this the present? Is this the island?!? This is crazy! LOL I like her.
EARTHQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

OMG NOT!HENRY GALE WTF. DUDE IT IS THE ISLAND! HOLY CRAP THE PLANE BREAKING MID-AIR LOOKS IMPRESSIVE. AHHHH. THERE'S, LIKE, A TOTALLY NORMAL NEIGHBOURHOOD IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR FUCKING ISLAND. Seriously, how The Village is this? GOODWIN HOLY SHIT. ETHAN OMG YAY!!!! THEY ARE SO ORGANISED WTF. BOOK CLUB?!

THAT'S INSANE. I LOVE IT.

LOST!

Ugh. Foxy flashback. Whatever. What a total anticlimax after what we just saw. I love Julie Bowen. Watch it, it's the ex-wife! Foxy's going to break into stalkery tears aaaaaany minute.

Nope, we're just back on the island. Good. No more flashbacks pls. He's greeeeeen! Oh, I saw this bit on YouTube. LOL I love when he bashes into the glass. Dumbass. I bet Kate can hear him, she's just ignoring him. 'What, you think I don't have my own problems?'

There she is! Hi, Mr. Friendly. She's....in a shower? Oh, how boring, the gay islander is Mr. Friendly. I was so hoping it'd be Rodrigo. Mmm. Or maybe Alex. At leas tit's a guy though.

So...Jack's in a cell, Kate's in a shower and Sawyer's in a cage. Sexist maybe? Whatever, I'd probably cage Sawyer too. Mmm. DHARMA. Oooh, who's in the other cage? LOL Sawyer getting pissy. WTF, it's like a zoo. Maybe it's for animals? Like...OMGWTFPolarBears? Experiments? Testing? Pavlov's Sawyer? LMAO dumbass Sawyer. Yay, Dean's favourite line! Wow, Supernatural really is eating my brain.

Hi again Liz.

Jack's breaking out the crazy stalker eyes.

LOL
Jack: You think I'm stupid?
Liz: *patented patronising eye-roll* well, yeah.

So Kate just...showers? Wow, Kate/showers is almost as good as Jack/tears. Seriously, who would do that? I've just been kidnapped by people who killed my friends and are telling me to shower? Sure, why not. And they gave her a pretty dress? Why didn't Sawyer get a pretty dress? She does look hot.

LMAO are they gonna make her date not!Henry Gale? Cuz that'd be weird.
Handcuffs on a plate. KINKY. NOW SHE'S PUTTING ON HANDCUFFS FOR COFFEE. It's like bizarro!Survivor or something. Kate's weird. Also, what difference does it make who she said first? THEY BURNED HER CLOTHES? Feel like a lady? There's a weird Stepford Wives-type vibe I'm getting here. Ah, threats, that's more like it.

And we're back to crazy stalker Jack. Seriously, he's creeping me out. HI CHRISTIAN! OMG WAS HIS WIFE CHEATING ON HIM WITH HIS DADDY? SERIOUSLY?!? I would.
'Being a drunk is not obsessive!' CRAZY EYES JACK. CRAZY.

Oh that crackly Christian-voice thing was cool. Dharma water! Hee, it's a delicious sandwich. Surely they know Jack's a doctor. I mean, usually he'll tell anyone who'll listen. Hee, Repo Man. She didn't make the sandwich! I kind of love her. Really, Ethan knew this stuff, so he must've told the Others. Yeah, I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her.

Sawyer really does kinda look like a very sexy monkey. Chachi? That kid is so totally an Other, man, come on. Yay, Sayid torture references! Oooh, Juliet shot Sawyer, nice lady. Anyone else think Carl's an Other? I mean, I'd be happy if he wasn't, cuz he's cute, but I'm pretty sure he is.

Eat for fuck's sake. I really doubt they poisoned the food, it isn't their style. They're more...direct.

Back to crazy eyes!Jack. He's going to get a patient killed. He's stalking Daddy in his hospital clothes?? LOL HE STALKED HIS DADDY TO AN AA MEETING. Awesome. Jack really is obsessed with his marriage. This is about as comfortable as the Charlie vomiting in the photocopier scene. OMG LOL HE JUMPED ON HIM. CRAZY. Wow, the flashback scenes aren't boring!

Jack's mean. And stupid. Hee, go Juliet, Jack totally deserved that.

LMAO trained monkey!Sawyer. He got a Dharma fish. Oh hey Kate! Kate and Sawyer in cages? Cool. BAHAHA ONLY TOOK THE BEARS TWO HOURS OMG GENIUS. LOVE.
HOW MANY OF THEM WERE THERE LMAO!!!!
Uh, Kate, they didn't exactly make you wear it. You were the one who went and showered. LOL SAWYER GAVE KATE HIS FISH BISCUIT. OMG. That girl has some kinda appetite.

Oh, an aquarium! That explains the Dharma logo on the shark. We were right, they are in the underwater hatch. Oh txvoodoo! Hydra, five letters starting with H.
Oooh, a copy of his autopsy report. Fucking hell, seriously, obsessed with Sarah. Oh, here's something new! Jack's crying! Take a shot.

So, who, when the guard said 'someone posted your bail', didn't automatically go 'Sarah'?
I like this: 'It doesn't matter who he is, it just matters who you're not.'

I wish Jack had just asked who the guy was. I think not!Henry Gale suits him better than Ben. My sister'll have a heart attack, she loves Bens.

Okay, as cool as it was, the whole village-on-the-island thing didn't surprise me that much. I'm curious about how they get stuff, though, and what's up with the animals. Is it an Island of Dr. Moreau type deal? I like Juliet, but we didn't get to see Kiele or Rodrigo yet, which sucks, and no Sayid or Charlie makes me sad. Too much Jack for me. Love the opening scene and the hints about the animals, though.

Green Queen

Comments

[adorkable37.livejournal.com]

When I saw Jack on the verge of tears and then crying I totally thought of you and your picspam with Jack crying all over the place. Lol. And yeah... Ben isn't a good name for him. I just keep referring to him as Henry/Ben. :D I love reading these posts.

[kilted.livejournal.com]

You could call him Benry... I think most people are using that for him.

[kilted.livejournal.com]

All I could think of when Kate had the dress on was "did they at least leave her her underwear?" Ha.

I'm thinking Friendly/Ben, by the way. Hee.

And yes- I think Carl's an Other.

AND I'M SO GLAD TO BE READING YOUR LOST THINGS AGAIN. YOU AND ME = SAME BRAIN.

[the-partyman.livejournal.com]

"Wow, the flashback scenes aren't boring!"

I have decalred this Least Boring Jackback. :)


I'm not sure its so much that Kate has a huge appetite, but rather a possible hint fof us that she didn't actually eat all her breakfast. certainly something not right has happened between what we have seen - she would surely not have gotten bloody wrists just from eating in the cuffs? :/

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

See? All they need to make Jack interesting is make him a crazy-eyed stalker.

truffle_shuffle posited the theory that she was raped, but I doubt that. It doesn't seem like the Others' style, since they're trying to convince everyone that they're in the right here, that they're the good guys.

[the-partyman.livejournal.com]

I reckon they have maybe told her she has to choose between Jack and Sawyer. As in which one lives and which one dies.

[txvoodoo.livejournal.com]

"Oh, an aquarium! That explains the Dharma logo on the shark. We were right, they are in the underwater hatch. Oh [info]txvoodoo! Hydra, five letters starting with H.
Oooh, a copy of his autopsy report. Fucking hell, seriously, obsessed with Sarah. Oh, here's something new! Jack's crying! Take a shot."

FIVE LETTERS! :D

[v-angelique.livejournal.com]

Why didn't Sawyer get a pretty dress?

BWAHAHAH!

Also, I do love Sawyer and all, but he's such an idiot. Oh, yeah, sure, pretty boy has somehow managed to break you out, this isn't part of the big fucked up psychological experiment at ALL. I believe that. Idiot.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Most of the recappers I've read bought that Carl was an actual survivor and not a plant, though.

[v-angelique.livejournal.com]

Yeah I'm not sure what to think at this point, that was just my initial reaction. But then it's LOST; I never know what to think.

[minyafalas.livejournal.com]

I love that you do your reviews like this because it reminds me of what's happened in the episode without having to watch the entire thing over again! :D ♥