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Previously on...Hey, it's Sawyer's babymama! I saw her on Numb3rs this week.
GIRLFIGHT! Jealous much, Kate?
Oh, it's a Kate flashback...that was unexpected. Walkin' After Midnight! Lucy my ass. Hey. it's Sawyer's babymama doing the con Sawyer taught her! He'd be so proud. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess Clementine is also a con. Kate saved her to save her own ass, nice. They've hooked up and everything, interesting.
Backgammon and Locke! I thought Locke already knew Kate was a fugitive. Everybody else does. Locke's acting like he's always acted, I don't know why that surprises Kate.
Here we go with Sawyer and Turniphead. BANISH HIM?!? Fuck that. Aww, Hurley and Sawyer so cute. So...anyone else think the banishing thing is bullshit to make Sawyer nicer?
Ewww. Think they're going to the beach? Gas?!
How early on do you think this is? Saints, I didn't notice that. You did not, you bitch.
Deja vu. She's cuffed to Juliet, lol.
Sun doesn't like you anymore, remember? She looks so cute with her hair like that. Korean vote! He CAUGHT it? But he's so incompetent!
I'm really sorry I called you rotund. You're worse than a girl! SPREAD THE LOVE!
Is Juliet gonna have to hook up with our lot now? It's going to RAIN. That means BAD THINGS are going to happen, Kate, haven't you learned ANYTHING on this island??
Hey Aunt Zelda! What's Sawyer's babymama's angle?
This fight is awesome. SHE BROKE HER ARM. SMOKE MONSTER!
Or disclocated her shoulder anyway. Juliet doesn't know about the smoke monster?? OH HI BOONE AND SHANNON. Uh....bright lights?
Hey Claire. KISSING BABIES. CLAIRE'S INFLUENTIAL. He babysat Turniphead that one time! I love how Hurley's his campaign manager. Fixing his hair! Little baby. NOT AS WRINKLY. LMAO. THUMBS UP!
Fourth time? Broke his poor weepy heart.
Sawyer and DESMOND!
She spilled all over poor old Zelda. She was being ABUSED, the whole 'can't help who you love' thing is eurgh.
Yeah, but he didn't TELL you all that, did he? They should fight in the MUD! She had the key. Oh, the security was also for the smoke monster.
Roast boar time! Yay Charlie. WHAT MEETING = WIN. SAWYER=JACK? Why do they look to Sawyer, though? Is it just cuz he's pretty? There you go, ovary burstage occuring all over the United States. Yeah, she still hates you.
Oh look, they're back at the village. Hey Jack.
Here's the girls again. Huh, I really thought Cassidy was playing her.
SAYID! Gods, Jack is bossy.
Green Queen
GIRLFIGHT! Jealous much, Kate?
Oh, it's a Kate flashback...that was unexpected. Walkin' After Midnight! Lucy my ass. Hey. it's Sawyer's babymama doing the con Sawyer taught her! He'd be so proud. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess Clementine is also a con. Kate saved her to save her own ass, nice. They've hooked up and everything, interesting.
Backgammon and Locke! I thought Locke already knew Kate was a fugitive. Everybody else does. Locke's acting like he's always acted, I don't know why that surprises Kate.
Here we go with Sawyer and Turniphead. BANISH HIM?!? Fuck that. Aww, Hurley and Sawyer so cute. So...anyone else think the banishing thing is bullshit to make Sawyer nicer?
Ewww. Think they're going to the beach? Gas?!
How early on do you think this is? Saints, I didn't notice that. You did not, you bitch.
Deja vu. She's cuffed to Juliet, lol.
Sun doesn't like you anymore, remember? She looks so cute with her hair like that. Korean vote! He CAUGHT it? But he's so incompetent!
I'm really sorry I called you rotund. You're worse than a girl! SPREAD THE LOVE!
Is Juliet gonna have to hook up with our lot now? It's going to RAIN. That means BAD THINGS are going to happen, Kate, haven't you learned ANYTHING on this island??
Hey Aunt Zelda! What's Sawyer's babymama's angle?
This fight is awesome. SHE BROKE HER ARM. SMOKE MONSTER!
Or disclocated her shoulder anyway. Juliet doesn't know about the smoke monster?? OH HI BOONE AND SHANNON. Uh....bright lights?
Hey Claire. KISSING BABIES. CLAIRE'S INFLUENTIAL. He babysat Turniphead that one time! I love how Hurley's his campaign manager. Fixing his hair! Little baby. NOT AS WRINKLY. LMAO. THUMBS UP!
Fourth time? Broke his poor weepy heart.
Sawyer and DESMOND!
She spilled all over poor old Zelda. She was being ABUSED, the whole 'can't help who you love' thing is eurgh.
Yeah, but he didn't TELL you all that, did he? They should fight in the MUD! She had the key. Oh, the security was also for the smoke monster.
Roast boar time! Yay Charlie. WHAT MEETING = WIN. SAWYER=JACK? Why do they look to Sawyer, though? Is it just cuz he's pretty? There you go, ovary burstage occuring all over the United States. Yeah, she still hates you.
Oh look, they're back at the village. Hey Jack.
Here's the girls again. Huh, I really thought Cassidy was playing her.
SAYID! Gods, Jack is bossy.
Green Queen
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Sawyer and Desmond as hunting buddies = best ever!