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Previously on...that opening shot looks hilarious for some reason. That is a SERIOUSLY long fall, I'm amazed Locke survived! DICK IN A BOX. That was a subdued reaction from Locke the Nutcase.
Speaking of nutcase. What'd he burn?
Subdued. LOL HE BIT HIM. Wait, Locke's dad knows where they are? Benry's getting his manipulation on again. Not like Locke's not easy to manipulate.
Speaking of Kate. LOL I was thinking 'that is so romantic' and then she said it. Are Hurley, Jin, Desmond and Charlie hiding Nessa from the rest of the group?? I love how Sawyer's all 'whatever.' The shots of Sawyer's gun and his ass are hot. Well look who's back. Shoot him!
LOST
Never mind. HE HAS BEN? Isn't his daddy more likely? Aww, Sawyer. WTF, why wouldn't he? And can't Jin and Hurley hear Sawyer yelling? LOL I love Sawyer.
So they're at the new-old place and Locke's being flirtatious? Oh, it's 'our' Kimberley. You wouldn't believe the amount of coverage this girl gets over here just for being Australian. They're Locke fangirls!
Oh, it's Juliet's recorder. And...take them. Yeah, that went well when Eko went primeval on your asses. Benry's walking again. Bad. He's not ready but Benry needs him to walk again? OK. It's a METAPHORICAL magic box! A gesture? Sounds like a cult to me. KILL HIM!
They ARE hiding her! And Charlie's an adorably terrible liar. You'd think he'd be better, all things considered. He looks hot. What were they doing? Oh, you know, the usual orgy. With scotch. MALE BONDAGE. Jack wants in! He no longer wants to have only his Jears for company!
Charlie, don't fall for that again, Jack'll only break your heart. Besides Desmond's your new manly sex buddy! Desmond's making an excellent point. Nessa has stuff! I love how they're a little crew now. It's adorable. Bring in Sawyer!
LOL Y'THINK? Yes it does and YOU KNOW IT, lying Locke. He's just trying to get Sawyer to kill real!Sawyer for him. Uh, I mean. His daddy. Who is totally not real!Sawyer. Riiight. Aww, Sawyer's little FACE! GO SAWYER. He came because he KNOWS you can do it, because you already did, only you got it wrong. Sawyer's FACE!
ASF:HSDF:LSKFJ HELLO SEXY DIGGING SAYID. OMG THEY'RE BRINGING SAYID IN YAY! It's the RETURN OF TEAM SEXY. Oh, there you go, Naomi. I wonder how the plane wreckage was faked? I figured they were sent by Penny to look for Des. I like that Sayid is suspicious, he's totally smarter than everybody else. Is that the phone? SAYID CAN FIX IT!
Yeah, cryptic Locke pisses me off too. Locke and Benry have a fair bit in common. Poor Sawyer.
I wonder what the other survivors of the crash had to do to prove loyalty? Why does Benry want Locke's daddy dead so badly? Benry's like an evil Oprah. The Others gathering around to watch is so creepy. CULT. Who did they think he was? The FUCK, man? Sawyer seems to have taken on some real!Sawyer characteristics, like the propensity to piss off the people who are holding you captive.
He has him on the Black Rock? Nobody told Sawyer about the Black Rock? Or it, y'know, crashed. Locke's so patronising with his 'whatever you say, James.' Fucking Locke.
What is it, a FUTURE radio? Oh, goodie. Hi Kate. Don't trust her, she still has a thing for bloody Jack.
Oh, hey Danielle! What does she want to blow up? I love how unconcerned she is with the kidnapping of people.
Healed! What a shock. Or not. HE'S CLAIRE! Oh, Nestor's ON the island. Is he the Big Boss Man? Yep, that sounds like Benry. Huh, more important reasons. So Locke burned Sawyer's file. Surely they have copies.
No bullets :( Why is he pissing people off? Yeah, I'd be looking at him like that too. They're playing the Purgatory thing? Seriously? Too many pretty people for Hell. Gods, original Sawyer's a dick. WHY IS HE TELLING SAWYER THIS? Sawyer is so. freaking. awesome in this one.
Don't tell me what I CAN'T DO. Locke is special obsessed. Our lot have been in that spot. The island seems to like manipulative people rather than good ones.
LOL don't tell me I'm your daddy. He still has his letter! Bless. Oh, Sawyer. SERIOUSLY, this guy is the worst con-man ever. Mary like Winchester! Oh, SAWYER. I guess this guy really DOES think he's dead, because he is a stupid son of a bitch. Choking doesn't usually do it on this island, Sawyer. LOCKE PLAYED HIM. DICK.
FUCKING KATE! WTF? AND JACK. BAH. Kate's pregnant, dollars to donuts. I can't even dislike Juliet for screwing them over because, seriously, they are deeply stupid.
At least Locke is telling Sawyer about the girls. Course he was never undercover. The tape recorder. Nice. No, it's still true.
Green Queen
Speaking of nutcase. What'd he burn?
Subdued. LOL HE BIT HIM. Wait, Locke's dad knows where they are? Benry's getting his manipulation on again. Not like Locke's not easy to manipulate.
Speaking of Kate. LOL I was thinking 'that is so romantic' and then she said it. Are Hurley, Jin, Desmond and Charlie hiding Nessa from the rest of the group?? I love how Sawyer's all 'whatever.' The shots of Sawyer's gun and his ass are hot. Well look who's back. Shoot him!
LOST
Never mind. HE HAS BEN? Isn't his daddy more likely? Aww, Sawyer. WTF, why wouldn't he? And can't Jin and Hurley hear Sawyer yelling? LOL I love Sawyer.
So they're at the new-old place and Locke's being flirtatious? Oh, it's 'our' Kimberley. You wouldn't believe the amount of coverage this girl gets over here just for being Australian. They're Locke fangirls!
Oh, it's Juliet's recorder. And...take them. Yeah, that went well when Eko went primeval on your asses. Benry's walking again. Bad. He's not ready but Benry needs him to walk again? OK. It's a METAPHORICAL magic box! A gesture? Sounds like a cult to me. KILL HIM!
They ARE hiding her! And Charlie's an adorably terrible liar. You'd think he'd be better, all things considered. He looks hot. What were they doing? Oh, you know, the usual orgy. With scotch. MALE BONDAGE. Jack wants in! He no longer wants to have only his Jears for company!
Charlie, don't fall for that again, Jack'll only break your heart. Besides Desmond's your new manly sex buddy! Desmond's making an excellent point. Nessa has stuff! I love how they're a little crew now. It's adorable. Bring in Sawyer!
LOL Y'THINK? Yes it does and YOU KNOW IT, lying Locke. He's just trying to get Sawyer to kill real!Sawyer for him. Uh, I mean. His daddy. Who is totally not real!Sawyer. Riiight. Aww, Sawyer's little FACE! GO SAWYER. He came because he KNOWS you can do it, because you already did, only you got it wrong. Sawyer's FACE!
ASF:HSDF:LSKFJ HELLO SEXY DIGGING SAYID. OMG THEY'RE BRINGING SAYID IN YAY! It's the RETURN OF TEAM SEXY. Oh, there you go, Naomi. I wonder how the plane wreckage was faked? I figured they were sent by Penny to look for Des. I like that Sayid is suspicious, he's totally smarter than everybody else. Is that the phone? SAYID CAN FIX IT!
Yeah, cryptic Locke pisses me off too. Locke and Benry have a fair bit in common. Poor Sawyer.
I wonder what the other survivors of the crash had to do to prove loyalty? Why does Benry want Locke's daddy dead so badly? Benry's like an evil Oprah. The Others gathering around to watch is so creepy. CULT. Who did they think he was? The FUCK, man? Sawyer seems to have taken on some real!Sawyer characteristics, like the propensity to piss off the people who are holding you captive.
He has him on the Black Rock? Nobody told Sawyer about the Black Rock? Or it, y'know, crashed. Locke's so patronising with his 'whatever you say, James.' Fucking Locke.
What is it, a FUTURE radio? Oh, goodie. Hi Kate. Don't trust her, she still has a thing for bloody Jack.
Oh, hey Danielle! What does she want to blow up? I love how unconcerned she is with the kidnapping of people.
Healed! What a shock. Or not. HE'S CLAIRE! Oh, Nestor's ON the island. Is he the Big Boss Man? Yep, that sounds like Benry. Huh, more important reasons. So Locke burned Sawyer's file. Surely they have copies.
No bullets :( Why is he pissing people off? Yeah, I'd be looking at him like that too. They're playing the Purgatory thing? Seriously? Too many pretty people for Hell. Gods, original Sawyer's a dick. WHY IS HE TELLING SAWYER THIS? Sawyer is so. freaking. awesome in this one.
Don't tell me what I CAN'T DO. Locke is special obsessed. Our lot have been in that spot. The island seems to like manipulative people rather than good ones.
LOL don't tell me I'm your daddy. He still has his letter! Bless. Oh, Sawyer. SERIOUSLY, this guy is the worst con-man ever. Mary like Winchester! Oh, SAWYER. I guess this guy really DOES think he's dead, because he is a stupid son of a bitch. Choking doesn't usually do it on this island, Sawyer. LOCKE PLAYED HIM. DICK.
FUCKING KATE! WTF? AND JACK. BAH. Kate's pregnant, dollars to donuts. I can't even dislike Juliet for screwing them over because, seriously, they are deeply stupid.
At least Locke is telling Sawyer about the girls. Course he was never undercover. The tape recorder. Nice. No, it's still true.
Green Queen
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I loved how Charlie/Hurley/Jin/Desmond trusted Sayid over Jack hahaha. NOW we're talking.
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Sawyer was great. I think my heart broke a little when the letter was destroyed.
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