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I've been spoiled all to hell for this, so I know what's coming. So does Bobby! Storm, apparently. Also, I'm guessing that all hell is going to break loose. JUST A GUESS. On with the show.
YES CLASSIC ROCK MONTAGE!!!! Hunty hunt hunt, death, psykids, blah blah blah, AWESOME GUITAR RIFF FTW. Gordon's such a sonofabitch. Ellen's totally evil.
METALLICAR ROCKS UP. ROCK MUSIC PLAYS. They're really going all out tonight. LOL extra onions. Dean loves him some pie. I love pie too. We're destined to be together. OH NOES IT'S DEMON SIGNS! Sam disappears an awful lot these days. I mean seriously, that's the...third? fourth? time this season. Dude. Everybody's dead. That's so freaking cool. I mean sad and bad. LMAO the music. Sulfur! OH NOES! Yes, yell louder. That'll totally work.
There he is! Love the red light foreshadowing. I see London, I see France...Paddywhack's legs just go on forever. Dude, that's like the coolest ghost town set ever.
SUPERNATURAL
Atmosphere. It's...atmospheric. Hi Andy sweetheart. LMAO it so does look like Frontierland. He's worried about Dean ♥ Hey Ava. Yeah, I would glomp him too. LOL Sam's 'Well...' about the fiance is kinda...it's funny, but a bit heartless. Good thing Ava's easily distracted. Apparently that guy (the one guy we've never met before) also has that in common. And the girl too! Tall black guy...I'm calling evil. Lily, like the girl on Buffy! Chantarelle/Lily. She totally looks like her. Now Afghanistan is impressive. GAY PORN. I know it's invasive and slightly evil, but...I love Andy. Sam does too. Uh, the way Lily said 'hearts' sounded like 'hurts'. I was like 'what's wrong with healing people?' They're all so clueless. Poor Sammy.
I dunno, closing your eyes and pointing could work. Looks like the demon kinda did. ASH! He's FREAKING OUT. I love Ash. I don't think I've mentioned yet how pretty Jensen is, with the rain on him in nice close-up. But he is really pretty. Was that watch shot like the Hollywood Babylon crotch shot? Car so pretty.
Yes, splitting up is a brilliant decision. Isn't he supposed to be a soldier? Yeah, that's not a trap at all. OMG IT'S THE GHOST OF BART SIMPSON! A girly long-nailed Bart Simpson. That was pretty damn cool, even if it was yet another evil little girl. This show reuses so many cliches - dark-haired girl in white dress, evil little girl, bad black man in a position of authority. WTF.
IT DISGUISES ITSELF AS A LITTLE GIRL? NO SHIT, SHERLOCK. Aww, Andy. Hooray for exposition.
OMG LESBIAN! LESBIAN ON SUPERNATURAL!
That's all. Why is Sam so sure Dean's dead? Is it just because Dean hasn't found him yet? Why did he bring up Dean before Mary and Jessica?
Brave new SALTY world. Is the lesbian evil already? Is that saying something about the show's sexual politics?
Oh no, she's just escaping. Gorgeous scenery! Spooky and well-shot. Love it.
WTF, dude, the Metallicar's numberplates are still wrong. Are they trying to avoid the cops by changing the plates? Because a) it just seems wrong and b) I'm thinking if people know they're looking for a 1967 Chevy Impala the plates aren't gonna make that much of a difference. I mean, how many of those babies are there? Especially now that the show has like a million of them.
DEAD ROADHOUSE AWESOME. Unfortunately Ellen's not dead. I hope Ash isn't either. You know, as much as I love Bobby...Jim's not the best actor ever. There's loads of ash! LOLOL I'M FUNNY right, sorry, plot. OH NO. I guess the watch shot wasn't for the same purpose, then. Dean recognised Ash's watch? Huh.
Poor dead lesbian Lily. Well, soon-to-be-dead lesbian Lily. Anyone else having Wendigo flashbacks?
Chamberpots! Knife of Plot Importance! Lily went off on her own like the bright little creature she is. Aaaaaand there's dead Lily. SEXUAL POLITICS. srsly. Gorgeous spooky stuff with her hanging from the windmill though. Saaaam! She's DEAD! DO SOMETHING! Sam finally put on his big boy voice. Suck it UP, Ava! Yes, Dean would totally have saved the lesbian so he could watch her get it on with Ava. Except for that hurt stopping thing. HASSELHOFF FTW.
Oh wow, go Andy! Plus, good for Dean to get a feel for Sam's ailments. He looks just like Jared does when he gets his visions! Nice. I love that they're playing on the connection between Sam and Dean. Then it WAS a vision! The dialogue in this episode (everything that isn't from Andy) pretty much sucks. Well, the jewels line wasn't bad. A BIG bell! Woah, Bobby, nobody calls him Sammy but Dean. How did Sam and Bobby recognise the bell but not Dean?
Gods this location is gorgeous, no wonder they shoot it so much. Oh, he's super strong. That's...not particularly psychic. They're doing masculine bonding over metal work. THIRD time he's brought Dean up. Sam reeeeeally misses his brother. He doesn't believe it because DEAN'S NOT THERE. Because they're the big strong men who have to look out for the women (Ava) and 'children' (Andy.)
What's with all the boring talkie stuff? Her horoscope? Whatever. I like Ava so much less in this episode. You'd think Sam'd be a better actor. Sam looks so perturbed at having to comfort crying Ava.
I love that Andy's asleep. He's so adorable. Whaaat the fuck? It's the Marshall from Lost! I mean, YED. The YED's eyes look like pus. I'm so glad they held onto that actor for a bit! The light on his eyes is a little overdone.
Why did Sam go with him? Seriously? Look at pissy Sammy. Rooting for? Miss America! Well, Sammy would win hands down, with his girly hair and long legs. Unless Dean shows up with his pretty eyelashes and big old lips. Seriously, the writers have been watching too much Battle Royale. He just needs one? The delivery of 'you son of a bitch' was really odd. The YED looks really orange. There's other generations?! I love that he pulled out Sammy and brought John up, he's playing on Sam's insecurities about John not loving him and Dean being John's favourite. The effect on the voice is nice. The dialogue is still...horrendous. Everything's ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, remember Sam? YOUR girlfriend and YOUR powers are YOUR density. Blah blah biddy blah.
Hi def instant replay. The YED obviously loves his modern comforts - McDonald's, hidef TV. LOL 'she can't hear you.' Oh. Nice. You DRANK it, surely it would just...pass through the system? She knew the YED, yeah, that theory's been around for a while. Also Kripke spoiled himself with all the 'Mary wasn't as innocent as she seemed' stuff. Whose body is the YED in in the flashback? Did Jess know the YED?
She was IN THE ROOM WITH THEM. How did that even happen?
Andy's...also missing, apparently. Found Ava! Guess Ava's gone dark side. I'd care, but she was so whiny in this episode. OH NO ANDY! I loved Andy :( She can control demons? If her powers are most like Sam's...does that mean Sam can control demons too? I like breaking into a scream, though, that was cool.
Dude, Sam totally has her number. Am I the only one who thinks Ava's cooler now that she's evil? Seriously evil, too, she's just killed loads of them.
...woah, go Jake.
Metallicar to the rescue!
Toldja he was gonna go evil. LOL this guy's logic doesn't resemble our Earth logic. Sam's waaay too trusting and he's going to get his ass killed. Yes, I know that. Good thing Sam's used to getting thrown around by things ten times stronger than he is :D Aww, Sammy won't kill him! Too bad. Dean's finally there to save him! Juuust that little bit too late.
Oh, DEAN. Of course they give us all the hugging and face-stroking AFTER SAM DIES. POOR DEAN!!!!!
My face is hot and my feet are cold.
Previously on...aww, Mac, pick Bronson! He's so cute.
PIZ. WENT. ALL. IN.
Shut up, Veronica, I do Film Studies as a MAJOR. LOL 'about the whole...party...thing.' Is he a 12-year-old girl? No, a 16-year-old one. Trust me. They're talking about Piz! Like I do all the time. He's a boy, Veronica, he's not going to analyse Piz's mood. He's too busy analysing Piz's ass. And Joan Crawford movies. TWO FEWER! Go Keith. Oh, why do I get the feeling he won't stay unopposed?
PIZTIME! MY PRETTY PONY OFF!!! See, Supernatural, THIS is how you do exposition! I need to teach my computer to recognise 'Piz' as a word. Also, proper spelling. A-halright! TALK TO THE HAND! Guh, I love Piz. They clearly don't fear the Reaper cuz she's SITTING RIGHT THERE!
He's doing the cool thing. Veronica TOTALLY loves them and is TOTALLY wearing her hair like I did when I was 7. Also, Piz is TOTALLY hot. I LOVE THAT HE DOES HIS LITTLE 'ME' THING BEFORE SHE DOES HER 'I'm guessing you?' LINE. That's just GORGEOUS. LMAO I love their reason for doing it. He's so hopeful! That's Piz's little hopeful face omg. AWW.
'And finally, consider this: do you know anyone who doesn't wear shoes.' That is so much win right there as an opener to a scene. Oh, Logan, Logan, Logan. And DICK!
I thought it was going to be more Dick and Logan, but it's PIZ AND PAUL RUDD, which...dare I say it...EVEN BETTER. PAUL RUDD, MAN! He's your biggest flan. LMAO go Paul Rudd! I mean Desmond Fellows. Great name, btw. Oh it's the Rat-ner! Think they just used the same set as Logan's room? Yeah, we don't tip here. LOL AUTOGRAPH.
'I'm Desmond Fellows.' WIN.
Obviously he's not cool! HE CALLED PIZ FEZ LOL. Poor Piz. PIZ'S FACE WHEN DESMOND OPENED THE DOOR! LOOL! Internet hookup. He's so kind and caring. That poor girl. He IS meeting his idol and it sucks just as much! Awww. Desmond's 'more advice'! LOL Desmond wants to take Piz to Mexico! Okay, it's official: Desmond and Piz rule. Collectively. Desmond's so blase about everything, and Piz is so cute. Guh. Piz's FACE!
Credits. Hey Piz. MUHNEY SOB.
LOL Mac. Aww, Veronica, you don't know what you're missing. He's so damn hot! LOL he called her out.
Hey, awkward! Dude, Logan, sweetie, stfu. You're dating Parker and you can't talk. AND THERE HE IS! Piz keeps standing with his hands on his hips. I like it. Logan is dressed nicer than Piz. That's one for the record books. Hey, more awkward! Logan just looks really inviting and green and comfortable. They're doing something with the costumes here. Maybe I just like green.
Now Piz is Pus. Awww. Hey is that your girlfriend? I love Desmond Fellows!!! He is so callous. Mercenary, I like it. And Piz's little headshake omg. Monica! Piz jumping in. Check it out. Paul Rudd is loving this so much. It's infectious. NUMBER TROUBLE OMG. The girl in his room was hot! FEISTY YOUNG BARBARA EDEN. Actually, she looks a little like Barbara Eden. I'm eleven! PIZ'S MOUTH TWITCH/LAUGH AT 'all business, deadly.' LOL. Old?! DID SHE TRY AND DRAW HERSELF LMAO. It's also Japanese. I love helpful Piz!
'What are you taking pills for?'
'Eh, you know...life.' BEST.
HEY DICK! LOL isn't that just Dick's life? LMAO WHAT IS DICK DOING? That's hilarious. BAHAHA HE RAN OVER HIS OWN FOOT. DICK! COOL PEOPLE.
Nevermind, pick Max. Bronson's exhausting. Hiking and frisbee?!
Grade her ass? What? Red bull and licorice!
HI PIZ. RADIO PIZ IS HOT. I love his little finger point when he says 'Wrigley's extra gum.' I love that they have product placement that brazen. THE LEFTOVER GUM! Piz handling Desmond is so awesome. Sugarless! By the way, it's good to see Piz's hair back on track. All the old hit! BAHAHA HITTING ON HER ON THE RADIO SHOW. LOVE IT. Piz is getting flustered! I love Desmond admitting that he scrounges money. 'I drink heavily and I abuse drugs!' He's like Bill Nighy in Love, Actually. YOU'RE A JEWISH GROUP AND YOUR INITIALS ARE SS. BAHAHA HE'S SO GREAT. AND PIZ FREAKING OUT. Can they do this all the time? NAZI GONNA HAPPEN. Switching the thing himself! DUUDE PARTY. Best!!!
THAT WAS GREAT! Piz has it all under control, reaper lady, don't worry about it. What did he call Piz this time? Night court! Oh, Piz.
It's Mumbly Leo! He's so cute. Okay, Enrico's great and all but Muhney filled out that uniform so much better. I miss Lamb :( The Fitzpatricks are back!
Aww, Piz is still defending Desmond! She's a teacher. Of course.
Piz is SCANDALISED! Gods, Chris has the best jaw line. Plot! Yes. LOL his LIFE pills!! Aww, Grace is sweet.
It was the SS!
Dick's a consultant. AN ASS EXPERT! WIN! He's not, like, a professional smellologist, though. HE IS AN ASS. Oh, Dick! Lions and gerbils. I LOVE DICK. If I walk long enough in a straight line I'll hit a party! I've written a lot to only be 18 minutes in.
Working class hero! THAT'S NO WAY TO GREET PIZ. You should jump his bones. What I wouldn't give...right, show. HE'S DOING A SONG ABOUT IT! AND MAKING PIZ THE HAPPIEST BOY ON THE PLANET. He's a ha-a-a-a-ack! It's catchy. Aww, Desmond is so cute and Piz is helping and they should make a BAND together! A rock rock band :D He thinks Piz is nice! Pez, that's what my friends call him. So...no. No bridge = no song? No it's gonna be a good party! I bet Dick shows up too. Aww, Piz! He's so HELPFUL and ADORING. Like a puppy. A guitar-wielding puppy.
THE CLIP. ON TV. WITH THE HAIR. THEY'RE LIKE BARENAKED LADIES!!! AND ROB THOMAS!!!! OMG!!!! BEST. THING. EVER. That isn't Piz, anyway.
Of course he hooked up with Dick! He is Dick's IDOL. I'd do Drew. Not JLH, though, ew. WHO ARE YOU?
Piz :( I still love you! I bet he'll give you sex if he comes home drunk enough.
Wallace noticed Piz's puppy dog eyes! LOL Wallace and the girl talk.
Logan and Mac together is so cute. Bronson's better looking than Max, though, and Max is kind of a dick after all.
PIZ! He put another shirt over the top, it's much nicer. What that Fuzz? Skinny dipping! Chris's eyes are so prettiful.
TOTAL NEKKIDNESS. He threw Piz his jacket. What is spiritual nekkidness? GO NEKKID PAUL RUDD. This could only be better if Piz also got nekkid. OF COURSE they got caught! BY SACKS. LOL. He doesn't recommend it!
I love Keith arguing with Desmond! LOL they're so great. Piz is SO fed up. Rentboy from Oslo!!! Piz the peacemaker. John, Paul, George and the drummer! Leg irons. OMG. LET IT BE.
The point of the internet is to make money off stupid people! New motto. Hot nerd on nerd action!
PIZ HAS CHANGED, LOOKS BETTER. Shameless Veronica and poor sweet Piz. Sternly worded letter!! That guy's cute. Not Piz cute, but cute nonetheless. Piz is like a lookout back there. Oh, the Rat is in the SS! Aww, Piz, you caught yourself out :S He's trying so hard to be tough like Veronica. She'll live.
Hi Desmond! It's a blue, fluffy clue! Piz, Veronica will always find something. Bag swap! What a mystery. And she leaves and Piz chases right on after her.
There is so much Piz in this episode. It's Piztastic. Danny Cleaver? Most random guest character ever. LOL Piz is worried about airport security. Aww, he worked at a NURSING home! Worst year of...his life. WE THREW A TOUCHDOWN! Of course, Piz doesn't know about when Veronica was popular. Desmond IS hot. OMG PIZ HIDING BEHIND HIS HAND WHEN BRINGING UP THE AWKWARD. HE IS SO UNBEARABLY CUTE. And gesturing with those big hands. I thought I'd be even MORE uncomfortable! PRECIOUS. It's actual new crap! I could be a My Pretty Pony fan. Desmond can't spell, though. Asasin?!
Wait, Vinnie Van Lowe? LOL he locked all the Fitzpatricks up in the van!! Go Vinnie!
Piz was the PERFECT person to handle it. Look at how well he's manipulating Desmond! Veronica's taught him well. Aww, but Piz loves said spineless and semi-alcoholic rock star! What're you gonna do?
Go Desmond! Is that Paul singing? Cuz it's not bad. I guess he went with indie rock tonight! Piz is so into him. Piznarski! AWWW CUTENESS OVERLOAD. HE IS SO HAPPY HE COULDN'T CONTAIN THAT LITTLE SMILE EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T LOOK. I love that!
YOU'RE A BAD MAN PIZNARSKI. I liked the nicknames. He's a bad HOT man.
Even Logan's shipping them.
It's Grace! Desmond redeems himself. Bless. MORE PIZ PLZ.
Assterpiece?
Poor Bronson. You are insane, Mac. He's so damn cute.
Ladies and gentlemen, the average teen - DICK! Logan can totally take that over the professor's head, his business idea was perfectly good and in any university here they'd accept it.
What about women? Need them too? Yay for the return of Deputy Leo! He's so cute and mumbly. But Keith, it's hip to be a square! Piz is a musician though!
SHERIFF VINNIE VAN LOWE. It could be as much fun as Lamb!!
And, in conclusion (as always): PIZ!
Also, my home life is about to go to hell in a hand basket, I still have the flu and I have an assignment to do.
Green Queen
I've been spoiled all to hell for this, so I know what's coming. So does Bobby! Storm, apparently. Also, I'm guessing that all hell is going to break loose. JUST A GUESS. On with the show.
YES CLASSIC ROCK MONTAGE!!!! Hunty hunt hunt, death, psykids, blah blah blah, AWESOME GUITAR RIFF FTW. Gordon's such a sonofabitch. Ellen's totally evil.
METALLICAR ROCKS UP. ROCK MUSIC PLAYS. They're really going all out tonight. LOL extra onions. Dean loves him some pie. I love pie too. We're destined to be together. OH NOES IT'S DEMON SIGNS! Sam disappears an awful lot these days. I mean seriously, that's the...third? fourth? time this season. Dude. Everybody's dead. That's so freaking cool. I mean sad and bad. LMAO the music. Sulfur! OH NOES! Yes, yell louder. That'll totally work.
There he is! Love the red light foreshadowing. I see London, I see France...Paddywhack's legs just go on forever. Dude, that's like the coolest ghost town set ever.
SUPERNATURAL
Atmosphere. It's...atmospheric. Hi Andy sweetheart. LMAO it so does look like Frontierland. He's worried about Dean ♥ Hey Ava. Yeah, I would glomp him too. LOL Sam's 'Well...' about the fiance is kinda...it's funny, but a bit heartless. Good thing Ava's easily distracted. Apparently that guy (the one guy we've never met before) also has that in common. And the girl too! Tall black guy...I'm calling evil. Lily, like the girl on Buffy! Chantarelle/Lily. She totally looks like her. Now Afghanistan is impressive. GAY PORN. I know it's invasive and slightly evil, but...I love Andy. Sam does too. Uh, the way Lily said 'hearts' sounded like 'hurts'. I was like 'what's wrong with healing people?' They're all so clueless. Poor Sammy.
I dunno, closing your eyes and pointing could work. Looks like the demon kinda did. ASH! He's FREAKING OUT. I love Ash. I don't think I've mentioned yet how pretty Jensen is, with the rain on him in nice close-up. But he is really pretty. Was that watch shot like the Hollywood Babylon crotch shot? Car so pretty.
Yes, splitting up is a brilliant decision. Isn't he supposed to be a soldier? Yeah, that's not a trap at all. OMG IT'S THE GHOST OF BART SIMPSON! A girly long-nailed Bart Simpson. That was pretty damn cool, even if it was yet another evil little girl. This show reuses so many cliches - dark-haired girl in white dress, evil little girl, bad black man in a position of authority. WTF.
IT DISGUISES ITSELF AS A LITTLE GIRL? NO SHIT, SHERLOCK. Aww, Andy. Hooray for exposition.
OMG LESBIAN! LESBIAN ON SUPERNATURAL!
That's all. Why is Sam so sure Dean's dead? Is it just because Dean hasn't found him yet? Why did he bring up Dean before Mary and Jessica?
Brave new SALTY world. Is the lesbian evil already? Is that saying something about the show's sexual politics?
Oh no, she's just escaping. Gorgeous scenery! Spooky and well-shot. Love it.
WTF, dude, the Metallicar's numberplates are still wrong. Are they trying to avoid the cops by changing the plates? Because a) it just seems wrong and b) I'm thinking if people know they're looking for a 1967 Chevy Impala the plates aren't gonna make that much of a difference. I mean, how many of those babies are there? Especially now that the show has like a million of them.
DEAD ROADHOUSE AWESOME. Unfortunately Ellen's not dead. I hope Ash isn't either. You know, as much as I love Bobby...Jim's not the best actor ever. There's loads of ash! LOLOL I'M FUNNY right, sorry, plot. OH NO. I guess the watch shot wasn't for the same purpose, then. Dean recognised Ash's watch? Huh.
Poor dead lesbian Lily. Well, soon-to-be-dead lesbian Lily. Anyone else having Wendigo flashbacks?
Chamberpots! Knife of Plot Importance! Lily went off on her own like the bright little creature she is. Aaaaaand there's dead Lily. SEXUAL POLITICS. srsly. Gorgeous spooky stuff with her hanging from the windmill though. Saaaam! She's DEAD! DO SOMETHING! Sam finally put on his big boy voice. Suck it UP, Ava! Yes, Dean would totally have saved the lesbian so he could watch her get it on with Ava. Except for that hurt stopping thing. HASSELHOFF FTW.
Oh wow, go Andy! Plus, good for Dean to get a feel for Sam's ailments. He looks just like Jared does when he gets his visions! Nice. I love that they're playing on the connection between Sam and Dean. Then it WAS a vision! The dialogue in this episode (everything that isn't from Andy) pretty much sucks. Well, the jewels line wasn't bad. A BIG bell! Woah, Bobby, nobody calls him Sammy but Dean. How did Sam and Bobby recognise the bell but not Dean?
Gods this location is gorgeous, no wonder they shoot it so much. Oh, he's super strong. That's...not particularly psychic. They're doing masculine bonding over metal work. THIRD time he's brought Dean up. Sam reeeeeally misses his brother. He doesn't believe it because DEAN'S NOT THERE. Because they're the big strong men who have to look out for the women (Ava) and 'children' (Andy.)
What's with all the boring talkie stuff? Her horoscope? Whatever. I like Ava so much less in this episode. You'd think Sam'd be a better actor. Sam looks so perturbed at having to comfort crying Ava.
I love that Andy's asleep. He's so adorable. Whaaat the fuck? It's the Marshall from Lost! I mean, YED. The YED's eyes look like pus. I'm so glad they held onto that actor for a bit! The light on his eyes is a little overdone.
Why did Sam go with him? Seriously? Look at pissy Sammy. Rooting for? Miss America! Well, Sammy would win hands down, with his girly hair and long legs. Unless Dean shows up with his pretty eyelashes and big old lips. Seriously, the writers have been watching too much Battle Royale. He just needs one? The delivery of 'you son of a bitch' was really odd. The YED looks really orange. There's other generations?! I love that he pulled out Sammy and brought John up, he's playing on Sam's insecurities about John not loving him and Dean being John's favourite. The effect on the voice is nice. The dialogue is still...horrendous. Everything's ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, remember Sam? YOUR girlfriend and YOUR powers are YOUR density. Blah blah biddy blah.
Hi def instant replay. The YED obviously loves his modern comforts - McDonald's, hidef TV. LOL 'she can't hear you.' Oh. Nice. You DRANK it, surely it would just...pass through the system? She knew the YED, yeah, that theory's been around for a while. Also Kripke spoiled himself with all the 'Mary wasn't as innocent as she seemed' stuff. Whose body is the YED in in the flashback? Did Jess know the YED?
She was IN THE ROOM WITH THEM. How did that even happen?
Andy's...also missing, apparently. Found Ava! Guess Ava's gone dark side. I'd care, but she was so whiny in this episode. OH NO ANDY! I loved Andy :( She can control demons? If her powers are most like Sam's...does that mean Sam can control demons too? I like breaking into a scream, though, that was cool.
Dude, Sam totally has her number. Am I the only one who thinks Ava's cooler now that she's evil? Seriously evil, too, she's just killed loads of them.
...woah, go Jake.
Metallicar to the rescue!
Toldja he was gonna go evil. LOL this guy's logic doesn't resemble our Earth logic. Sam's waaay too trusting and he's going to get his ass killed. Yes, I know that. Good thing Sam's used to getting thrown around by things ten times stronger than he is :D Aww, Sammy won't kill him! Too bad. Dean's finally there to save him! Juuust that little bit too late.
Oh, DEAN. Of course they give us all the hugging and face-stroking AFTER SAM DIES. POOR DEAN!!!!!
My face is hot and my feet are cold.
Previously on...aww, Mac, pick Bronson! He's so cute.
PIZ. WENT. ALL. IN.
Shut up, Veronica, I do Film Studies as a MAJOR. LOL 'about the whole...party...thing.' Is he a 12-year-old girl? No, a 16-year-old one. Trust me. They're talking about Piz! Like I do all the time. He's a boy, Veronica, he's not going to analyse Piz's mood. He's too busy analysing Piz's ass. And Joan Crawford movies. TWO FEWER! Go Keith. Oh, why do I get the feeling he won't stay unopposed?
PIZTIME! MY PRETTY PONY OFF!!! See, Supernatural, THIS is how you do exposition! I need to teach my computer to recognise 'Piz' as a word. Also, proper spelling. A-halright! TALK TO THE HAND! Guh, I love Piz. They clearly don't fear the Reaper cuz she's SITTING RIGHT THERE!
He's doing the cool thing. Veronica TOTALLY loves them and is TOTALLY wearing her hair like I did when I was 7. Also, Piz is TOTALLY hot. I LOVE THAT HE DOES HIS LITTLE 'ME' THING BEFORE SHE DOES HER 'I'm guessing you?' LINE. That's just GORGEOUS. LMAO I love their reason for doing it. He's so hopeful! That's Piz's little hopeful face omg. AWW.
'And finally, consider this: do you know anyone who doesn't wear shoes.' That is so much win right there as an opener to a scene. Oh, Logan, Logan, Logan. And DICK!
I thought it was going to be more Dick and Logan, but it's PIZ AND PAUL RUDD, which...dare I say it...EVEN BETTER. PAUL RUDD, MAN! He's your biggest flan. LMAO go Paul Rudd! I mean Desmond Fellows. Great name, btw. Oh it's the Rat-ner! Think they just used the same set as Logan's room? Yeah, we don't tip here. LOL AUTOGRAPH.
'I'm Desmond Fellows.' WIN.
Obviously he's not cool! HE CALLED PIZ FEZ LOL. Poor Piz. PIZ'S FACE WHEN DESMOND OPENED THE DOOR! LOOL! Internet hookup. He's so kind and caring. That poor girl. He IS meeting his idol and it sucks just as much! Awww. Desmond's 'more advice'! LOL Desmond wants to take Piz to Mexico! Okay, it's official: Desmond and Piz rule. Collectively. Desmond's so blase about everything, and Piz is so cute. Guh. Piz's FACE!
Credits. Hey Piz. MUHNEY SOB.
LOL Mac. Aww, Veronica, you don't know what you're missing. He's so damn hot! LOL he called her out.
Hey, awkward! Dude, Logan, sweetie, stfu. You're dating Parker and you can't talk. AND THERE HE IS! Piz keeps standing with his hands on his hips. I like it. Logan is dressed nicer than Piz. That's one for the record books. Hey, more awkward! Logan just looks really inviting and green and comfortable. They're doing something with the costumes here. Maybe I just like green.
Now Piz is Pus. Awww. Hey is that your girlfriend? I love Desmond Fellows!!! He is so callous. Mercenary, I like it. And Piz's little headshake omg. Monica! Piz jumping in. Check it out. Paul Rudd is loving this so much. It's infectious. NUMBER TROUBLE OMG. The girl in his room was hot! FEISTY YOUNG BARBARA EDEN. Actually, she looks a little like Barbara Eden. I'm eleven! PIZ'S MOUTH TWITCH/LAUGH AT 'all business, deadly.' LOL. Old?! DID SHE TRY AND DRAW HERSELF LMAO. It's also Japanese. I love helpful Piz!
'What are you taking pills for?'
'Eh, you know...life.' BEST.
HEY DICK! LOL isn't that just Dick's life? LMAO WHAT IS DICK DOING? That's hilarious. BAHAHA HE RAN OVER HIS OWN FOOT. DICK! COOL PEOPLE.
Nevermind, pick Max. Bronson's exhausting. Hiking and frisbee?!
Grade her ass? What? Red bull and licorice!
HI PIZ. RADIO PIZ IS HOT. I love his little finger point when he says 'Wrigley's extra gum.' I love that they have product placement that brazen. THE LEFTOVER GUM! Piz handling Desmond is so awesome. Sugarless! By the way, it's good to see Piz's hair back on track. All the old hit! BAHAHA HITTING ON HER ON THE RADIO SHOW. LOVE IT. Piz is getting flustered! I love Desmond admitting that he scrounges money. 'I drink heavily and I abuse drugs!' He's like Bill Nighy in Love, Actually. YOU'RE A JEWISH GROUP AND YOUR INITIALS ARE SS. BAHAHA HE'S SO GREAT. AND PIZ FREAKING OUT. Can they do this all the time? NAZI GONNA HAPPEN. Switching the thing himself! DUUDE PARTY. Best!!!
THAT WAS GREAT! Piz has it all under control, reaper lady, don't worry about it. What did he call Piz this time? Night court! Oh, Piz.
It's Mumbly Leo! He's so cute. Okay, Enrico's great and all but Muhney filled out that uniform so much better. I miss Lamb :( The Fitzpatricks are back!
Aww, Piz is still defending Desmond! She's a teacher. Of course.
Piz is SCANDALISED! Gods, Chris has the best jaw line. Plot! Yes. LOL his LIFE pills!! Aww, Grace is sweet.
It was the SS!
Dick's a consultant. AN ASS EXPERT! WIN! He's not, like, a professional smellologist, though. HE IS AN ASS. Oh, Dick! Lions and gerbils. I LOVE DICK. If I walk long enough in a straight line I'll hit a party! I've written a lot to only be 18 minutes in.
Working class hero! THAT'S NO WAY TO GREET PIZ. You should jump his bones. What I wouldn't give...right, show. HE'S DOING A SONG ABOUT IT! AND MAKING PIZ THE HAPPIEST BOY ON THE PLANET. He's a ha-a-a-a-ack! It's catchy. Aww, Desmond is so cute and Piz is helping and they should make a BAND together! A rock rock band :D He thinks Piz is nice! Pez, that's what my friends call him. So...no. No bridge = no song? No it's gonna be a good party! I bet Dick shows up too. Aww, Piz! He's so HELPFUL and ADORING. Like a puppy. A guitar-wielding puppy.
THE CLIP. ON TV. WITH THE HAIR. THEY'RE LIKE BARENAKED LADIES!!! AND ROB THOMAS!!!! OMG!!!! BEST. THING. EVER. That isn't Piz, anyway.
Of course he hooked up with Dick! He is Dick's IDOL. I'd do Drew. Not JLH, though, ew. WHO ARE YOU?
Piz :( I still love you! I bet he'll give you sex if he comes home drunk enough.
Wallace noticed Piz's puppy dog eyes! LOL Wallace and the girl talk.
Logan and Mac together is so cute. Bronson's better looking than Max, though, and Max is kind of a dick after all.
PIZ! He put another shirt over the top, it's much nicer. What that Fuzz? Skinny dipping! Chris's eyes are so prettiful.
TOTAL NEKKIDNESS. He threw Piz his jacket. What is spiritual nekkidness? GO NEKKID PAUL RUDD. This could only be better if Piz also got nekkid. OF COURSE they got caught! BY SACKS. LOL. He doesn't recommend it!
I love Keith arguing with Desmond! LOL they're so great. Piz is SO fed up. Rentboy from Oslo!!! Piz the peacemaker. John, Paul, George and the drummer! Leg irons. OMG. LET IT BE.
The point of the internet is to make money off stupid people! New motto. Hot nerd on nerd action!
PIZ HAS CHANGED, LOOKS BETTER. Shameless Veronica and poor sweet Piz. Sternly worded letter!! That guy's cute. Not Piz cute, but cute nonetheless. Piz is like a lookout back there. Oh, the Rat is in the SS! Aww, Piz, you caught yourself out :S He's trying so hard to be tough like Veronica. She'll live.
Hi Desmond! It's a blue, fluffy clue! Piz, Veronica will always find something. Bag swap! What a mystery. And she leaves and Piz chases right on after her.
There is so much Piz in this episode. It's Piztastic. Danny Cleaver? Most random guest character ever. LOL Piz is worried about airport security. Aww, he worked at a NURSING home! Worst year of...his life. WE THREW A TOUCHDOWN! Of course, Piz doesn't know about when Veronica was popular. Desmond IS hot. OMG PIZ HIDING BEHIND HIS HAND WHEN BRINGING UP THE AWKWARD. HE IS SO UNBEARABLY CUTE. And gesturing with those big hands. I thought I'd be even MORE uncomfortable! PRECIOUS. It's actual new crap! I could be a My Pretty Pony fan. Desmond can't spell, though. Asasin?!
Wait, Vinnie Van Lowe? LOL he locked all the Fitzpatricks up in the van!! Go Vinnie!
Piz was the PERFECT person to handle it. Look at how well he's manipulating Desmond! Veronica's taught him well. Aww, but Piz loves said spineless and semi-alcoholic rock star! What're you gonna do?
Go Desmond! Is that Paul singing? Cuz it's not bad. I guess he went with indie rock tonight! Piz is so into him. Piznarski! AWWW CUTENESS OVERLOAD. HE IS SO HAPPY HE COULDN'T CONTAIN THAT LITTLE SMILE EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T LOOK. I love that!
YOU'RE A BAD MAN PIZNARSKI. I liked the nicknames. He's a bad HOT man.
Even Logan's shipping them.
It's Grace! Desmond redeems himself. Bless. MORE PIZ PLZ.
Assterpiece?
Poor Bronson. You are insane, Mac. He's so damn cute.
Ladies and gentlemen, the average teen - DICK! Logan can totally take that over the professor's head, his business idea was perfectly good and in any university here they'd accept it.
What about women? Need them too? Yay for the return of Deputy Leo! He's so cute and mumbly. But Keith, it's hip to be a square! Piz is a musician though!
SHERIFF VINNIE VAN LOWE. It could be as much fun as Lamb!!
And, in conclusion (as always): PIZ!
Also, my home life is about to go to hell in a hand basket, I still have the flu and I have an assignment to do.
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As is Chris Lowell. FINALLY, after all these months, PIZ GETS TO SHINE.
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AND...LOVED the VM eppy! Paul did a great job (was that RT with him in the Pretty Pony news clip??? EXCELLENT!) And, YAY PIZ!!! The hand-holding thing was sooooooo cute! ZOMG LEO IS BACK!! *faints* I LOVE me some Leo!!!
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Haaaha, I did a double take when they showed that. I thought it said Asian at first. ;P