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[green_queen]

Now, because I can't avoid spoilers for it much longer, Okay, right off the bat I'm fairly sure Charlie's gonna die, which sucks, because it calls into question whether or not I'll keep watching the show. Also, I don't know whether I'll be able to take two hours of Jack flashbacks.

Hello bearded, alcoholic Jack who looks like he's drinking piss. We're less that two minutes in to a Jack flashback episode, you know what that makes it? BEARDED JEARS TIME! Oh Jack. If only I cared. LMAO the car crash RIGHT BEHIND HIM.

Kate is TORN! GET IT? Sayid's so brave and dreamy. I am a dentist, I am not Rambo. Look at Jin getting his Jinglish on! Cool music, I like.

LOST

LMAO LOOK AT VINCENT TRYING TO AVOID THE WATER! She called Charlie a rock star ♥

And there's my boy, getting beaten to a pulp and showing off his new teeth. Invisible submarine? Just say you swam! There's always a them, isn't there? The brunette totally has a crush on Charlie. Yellow light! Nice work Charlie.

I kinda hope Tom doesn't bite it. OMG JIN! BERNARD! SAYID NOOO. No way, Jack's psycho plan didn't work?

Jack. Hero. Shock. How'd he get hurt? She's preggers! And another goodbye. So bored. Cuz your husband SUCKS, Sun! Okay, no, I love Jin.

OMG GO CHARLIE. He's so bad ass right now.

NOT JIN! Great, now Bernard's gotten Alex into trouble.

There's a temple?

LOL I thought they were like...holding rocks in the water. Ah, Kate, the picture of maturity. And Sawyer, the picture of charm.

Desmond in the boat. Mikhail, that's just unfriendly. Yay, Desmond and Charlie! Yay, You All Everybody! Maybe it's the blonde who has a crush on Charlie and she's just into S&M. Don't look at him, Charlie, you dork!

Flashback. Joy. Now Jack's on pills too! LMAO another Las Vegas alum! Crazy. Piss OFF, Jack.

Sawyer ain't askin' permission. I'm pretty sure there are better ways of trying to protect Kate, kiddo. Cach...e? Looks like Juliet knows Jack pretty well already.

Charlie has a song stuck in his head! Hi Mikhail. OMG NO PATCH!
Jamming doesn't seem very secure. Why do people keep trusting Ben? Seriously? LEAVE CHARLIE ALONE. He's gonna kill the girls?!

LMAO THE ALIENS. She knows Jack and Sawyer have Sexual Tension! Aww Hurley. And now Sawyer's being mean to Hurley to protect him too. Poor thing.

OVERREACTED?!?!?! Why can't he?

Hi Locke. Whose legs've stopped working again. Suicidal Locke! OMGWTF WALT. Lookit how big he's gotten. Work to do?

Um, duh he was trying to protect her. WTF ILU?!?!?! JACK'S A DICK.

Not Jack's usual type of music. Nobody showed up? That's awful. These flashbacks are just...frustrating.

Oh hey, Danielle's with them so theoretically Alex will be going back to her actual family. Benry's so creepy.

Ahh, Mikhail with his patch is being clever. There they go. OMG DESMOND SHOT MIKHAIL! If the four deaths before the end of the season included Others, we're allll good. Go Charlie!

I'd give him five bullets.
Isn't that who Naomi said she is?! She represents Penelope, right? I really doubt that's the case. WTF, WHY WOULD YOU TRUST BEN?! Okay, Benry, now present the reasons to stay ON the island. He knew he was risking Jin, Bernard and Sayid anyway. For once I actually think he did the right thing, even though I love those guys. Jears time. HELL YES IT'S BEAT UP BENRY TIME. OMG is it...Jack acting like an actual hero?

I love Charlie's awesome reasoning and interrogation techniques. Good Vibrations! Awesome. Charlie can totally do that.

Finally, reunion time! LMAO first family bonding session: tying up evil patriarchal men. WIN. Good question, Kate.

YAY NOT DEAD BOYS. OMG HURLEY IS STAGING HIS OWN RESCUE MISSION!!!!! HELL FUCKING YEAH. Hello, conveniently placed lost gun. HELL YES SAYID KILLED HIM WITH HIS FEET. WITH HIS HANDS TIED BEHIND HIS BACK. BEST EVER. At least Tom hasn't bought it yet...never mind.

Jack's stealing drugs, lovely. Look, if that woman was distracted by seeing Jack up there it isn't Jack's fault, sorry. Blah blah whine Jears.

GO HURLEY, BIG HERO OF THE DAY! Phone home! No Charlie yet.

And Charlie, our other big hero, saved the world through song. ♥
OMG PEN! Charlie's gonna get Boone-dead :( Oh, Naomi WAS lying, then. OMG NO CHARLIE :(:(:(:( AND HE'S HELPING BY WRITING ON HIS HAND LIKE IN THE BEGINNING OMG. NOOOOO! DESMOND AND CHARLIE LOFF EACH OTHER. NOOO CHARLIE!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Aaron's upset :(:( Well, now what am I going to do next season? No but she's eeeeevil. Oh Locke killed her, lovely. LOL go Danielle. We all know Locke doesn't kill people. But there's...three seasons left. Kate?! The future? Whose fucking funeral? Jack's a loser.

O...kay then.

Best part of the finale: ack_attack's Lost finale recap.

ETA: I discovered that I wrote as much about these two hours of Lost as I did about three hours of Heroes. Hmm.

Green Queen

Comments

[truffle-shuffle.livejournal.com]

I hope you keep watching. I started watching for Dom too - I think a LOT of us did - but I totally understand what his death meant and I think the show will miss YOU if you don't keep watching. Plus, you can't abandon Sayid like that, can you? ;) At least he didn't die pointlessly like Boone and Shannon.

[ygrane.livejournal.com]

Eh, much as I love Sayid and Hurley, I really really dislike the systematic cast slaughter, and those flash-forwards look really bleak and depressing.

I'll see the show through 'til the end, but I'm not nearly as excited about it as I was.

I still miss Boone and Shannon.