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I am going to post a picspam of two episodes every day of Piz Week. All my caps are from Chris Lowell Online and VM-Caps.com. Enjoy!
3.01: Welcome Wagon
AKA The First Piz Episode EVER
So Piz walks into Wallace's new on-campus room all 'Hey, I'm awesome, what's up?'
Then he goes "I specifically asked for a roommate who wasn't, you know..." and the really crazy Logan people are like "HE'S GONNA SAY BLACK OMG HE'S EVIL WE HATE HIM" and he's like "...better looking than me" and I'm like OMG.
Piz: "I rarely wear clothes indoors, I hope that's cool."
Me: "Hi, I'm Katie and I'm in love."
SCORE.
So then Piz and Wallace visit Piz's FILTHY little greenmobile
and Piz is all 'why is all the clothes gone?'
AND MY HOLY GRAIL GUITAR?
I'm so screwed.
But Wallace has the answer!
Unfortunately Piz is not impressed by the idea of Veronica Mars, Teen Detective.
He even throws the ultimate insult at her: AIR QUOTES.
Nothing Wallace says will convince Piz.
Piz brings out the first ever Disapproving Mom Stance, which we will see in greater detail later in the season.
There's a knock at the door. Who could it be?
The first time Piz looks at Veronica like this.
Wallace informs Veronica that Piz is Not Interested in having her help him out...
...but Piz is now violently opposed to the idea of not letting Veronica detectivise him,
She's on the case!
They go to visit the car...
and Piz's very expressive hands get a little overexcited.
Veronica proceeds to snark at Piz
who is temporarily adorably clueless
and starts talking about his salt-of-the-Earth hometown Beaverton with great abandon
until Veronica smacks him down all 'where they don't have rhetorical questions?' and Piz is like 'Well you ASKED!'
Anyway, some cluey thing happens
that makes Piz smug-like.
They all go out to see a band, and Piz is polite to Veronica's friends, which btw is a BIG PLUS when you're trying to get on a girl's good side. Always works for me.
Piz looks at Veronica like this
and then watches Parker dance so we can get a good shot of the amazing work of art that is his hair in this scene.
Veronica's off to shamelessly get information, Veronica-style, and Piz has no idea what he's in for
but he soon finds out.
When some punk kids tell him about seeing a van which might have had his stuff near a statue where girls sunbathe in bikinis, Piz gets momentarily distracted
and Veronica's all 'Hot chicks or Holy Grail guitar?' and Piz actually has to think about it for a second
but he eventually gets back on track.
Next day he waits for Veronica all adorably nervous
and FIXES HIS HAIR!
and she brings him the clothes of a mysterious 'someone who doesn't need them anymore.'
Turns out Veronica just decided that Piz should NEVER WEAR SLEEVES. Nice call, Veronica.
Piz sees his Holy Grail guitar and guitargasms
and gets excited, but the guy wants him to PAY for his own guitar.
Veronica has a Plan.
The Plan, apparently, involves Wallace and Piz 'playing hackysack' near the sunbathing statue. The playing hackysack thing kinda goes down the tubes pretty fast.
What do you expect? We're boys.
Veronica asks if the girl she took a photo of is the girl who stole Piz's stuff
and he finds sweetly ridiculous ways of getting around saying she was fatter than that.
Then gets distracted. Again. Boys.
Later, Piz is all I'M GONNA SEE VERONICA holy shit that's her boyfriend, and looks like this for about a split second, and breaks my heart into bitty pieces.
He recovers, everybody figures out that the clothes Veronica gave him were Duncan's...
and they find the thief.
They're sitting around
drinking red stuff (I like pictures of people with things in their mouths)
and celebrating the fact that they caught the guy who stole Piz's stuff.
And they're all Yay Team Pizonica!
With more drinking.
Then Piz says or does something sweet and crush-y and we're all like "Oh, Veronica knows he has a crush!" because that's what it looked like, but then she acts like she doesn't in the next episode, and I was confused.
And then Dick cried and Logan hugged him. Piz was only there in spirit.
3.03: Wichita Linebacker
AKA Piz Likes Music. And Veronica. A Lot.
Piz talks about his band Black Licorice (it's dark and moody, but at the same time it's campy!) and pitches his witty call-in show idea to The Reaper: 'It's like Jon Stewart meets Crossfire...if Jon Stewart didn't hate Crossfire.' And I'm all OMG PIZ FEAR THE REAPER!
While he's pitching, Plot Boy walks in
and Piz sees his opportunity to get an in with The Reaper and get his show on the air: Veronica!
So he goes to see her in the library and does this adorable fast-talk-whisper thing and Veronica's like you need information? Slugs have four noses!
which Piz is like haha, no, seriously, fix my problems for me. Please?
I'm cute!
Of course Veronica says yes, but then she charges The Reaper what she charged Piz and he is perturbed because she said it was her friend-of-a-friend rate
but he totally backs her up five seconds later and is all 'dude, Veronica rocks.'
Veronica helps out and Piz is IN THE RADIO BUSINESS!
It's lucky it happened before this scene, really, because Veronica has bad news for Piz's boss. You know. The Reaper.
Piz on the AIR! 'You can almost hear the smiles.'
Unfortunately, this first interview sets the theme for Piz's radio interviews
and goes downhill really, really fast, with rape allegations and screaming. Seriously, why does he keep doing it all season?
Oh. Cuz he looks really pretty with headphones on. I remember now!
Green Queen
3.01: Welcome Wagon
AKA The First Piz Episode EVER
So Piz walks into Wallace's new on-campus room all 'Hey, I'm awesome, what's up?'
Then he goes "I specifically asked for a roommate who wasn't, you know..." and the really crazy Logan people are like "HE'S GONNA SAY BLACK OMG HE'S EVIL WE HATE HIM" and he's like "...better looking than me" and I'm like OMG.
Piz: "I rarely wear clothes indoors, I hope that's cool."
Me: "Hi, I'm Katie and I'm in love."
SCORE.
So then Piz and Wallace visit Piz's FILTHY little greenmobile
and Piz is all 'why is all the clothes gone?'
AND MY HOLY GRAIL GUITAR?
I'm so screwed.
But Wallace has the answer!
Unfortunately Piz is not impressed by the idea of Veronica Mars, Teen Detective.
He even throws the ultimate insult at her: AIR QUOTES.
Nothing Wallace says will convince Piz.
Piz brings out the first ever Disapproving Mom Stance, which we will see in greater detail later in the season.
There's a knock at the door. Who could it be?
The first time Piz looks at Veronica like this.
Wallace informs Veronica that Piz is Not Interested in having her help him out...
...but Piz is now violently opposed to the idea of not letting Veronica detectivise him,
She's on the case!
They go to visit the car...
and Piz's very expressive hands get a little overexcited.
Veronica proceeds to snark at Piz
who is temporarily adorably clueless
and starts talking about his salt-of-the-Earth hometown Beaverton with great abandon
until Veronica smacks him down all 'where they don't have rhetorical questions?' and Piz is like 'Well you ASKED!'
Anyway, some cluey thing happens
that makes Piz smug-like.
They all go out to see a band, and Piz is polite to Veronica's friends, which btw is a BIG PLUS when you're trying to get on a girl's good side. Always works for me.
Piz looks at Veronica like this
and then watches Parker dance so we can get a good shot of the amazing work of art that is his hair in this scene.
Veronica's off to shamelessly get information, Veronica-style, and Piz has no idea what he's in for
but he soon finds out.
When some punk kids tell him about seeing a van which might have had his stuff near a statue where girls sunbathe in bikinis, Piz gets momentarily distracted
and Veronica's all 'Hot chicks or Holy Grail guitar?' and Piz actually has to think about it for a second
but he eventually gets back on track.
Next day he waits for Veronica all adorably nervous
and FIXES HIS HAIR!
and she brings him the clothes of a mysterious 'someone who doesn't need them anymore.'
Turns out Veronica just decided that Piz should NEVER WEAR SLEEVES. Nice call, Veronica.
Piz sees his Holy Grail guitar and guitargasms
and gets excited, but the guy wants him to PAY for his own guitar.
Veronica has a Plan.
The Plan, apparently, involves Wallace and Piz 'playing hackysack' near the sunbathing statue. The playing hackysack thing kinda goes down the tubes pretty fast.
What do you expect? We're boys.
Veronica asks if the girl she took a photo of is the girl who stole Piz's stuff
and he finds sweetly ridiculous ways of getting around saying she was fatter than that.
Then gets distracted. Again. Boys.
Later, Piz is all I'M GONNA SEE VERONICA holy shit that's her boyfriend, and looks like this for about a split second, and breaks my heart into bitty pieces.
He recovers, everybody figures out that the clothes Veronica gave him were Duncan's...
and they find the thief.
They're sitting around
drinking red stuff (I like pictures of people with things in their mouths)
and celebrating the fact that they caught the guy who stole Piz's stuff.
And they're all Yay Team Pizonica!
With more drinking.
Then Piz says or does something sweet and crush-y and we're all like "Oh, Veronica knows he has a crush!" because that's what it looked like, but then she acts like she doesn't in the next episode, and I was confused.
And then Dick cried and Logan hugged him. Piz was only there in spirit.
3.03: Wichita Linebacker
AKA Piz Likes Music. And Veronica. A Lot.
Piz talks about his band Black Licorice (it's dark and moody, but at the same time it's campy!) and pitches his witty call-in show idea to The Reaper: 'It's like Jon Stewart meets Crossfire...if Jon Stewart didn't hate Crossfire.' And I'm all OMG PIZ FEAR THE REAPER!
While he's pitching, Plot Boy walks in
and Piz sees his opportunity to get an in with The Reaper and get his show on the air: Veronica!
So he goes to see her in the library and does this adorable fast-talk-whisper thing and Veronica's like you need information? Slugs have four noses!
which Piz is like haha, no, seriously, fix my problems for me. Please?
I'm cute!
Of course Veronica says yes, but then she charges The Reaper what she charged Piz and he is perturbed because she said it was her friend-of-a-friend rate
but he totally backs her up five seconds later and is all 'dude, Veronica rocks.'
Veronica helps out and Piz is IN THE RADIO BUSINESS!
It's lucky it happened before this scene, really, because Veronica has bad news for Piz's boss. You know. The Reaper.
Piz on the AIR! 'You can almost hear the smiles.'
Unfortunately, this first interview sets the theme for Piz's radio interviews
and goes downhill really, really fast, with rape allegations and screaming. Seriously, why does he keep doing it all season?
Oh. Cuz he looks really pretty with headphones on. I remember now!
Green Queen
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I love when he's on the radio!
Veronica was so clueless about his crush, which is weird because she's supposed to be extra extra smart!
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This is AWESOME. AWESOME!
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I have major love for your use of the word detectivise
And YES YES YES to Piz and NO SLEEVES! They are, after all, kinda whorish.
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"Fix my problems for me, please?"
Hahha. ADORABLE.
I think I like him more when he's not smiling, which is weird, but he makes the best faces when he's serious or crushed or thinking or just breathing.
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AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!!
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And then Dick cried and Logan hugged him. Piz was only there in spirit.
= WIN.
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I also love the inclusion of Piz's "there in spirit" cap. So great!
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OH PIZ. WE HARDLY KNEW YE.
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That really is a good call on her part.
Piz: "I rarely wear clothes indoors, I hope that's cool."
Me: "Hi, I'm Katie and I'm in love."
LOL That was pretty much my reaction at that time as well.
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