Previously on...Poor Charlie. Hey Nessa whatserface! I HATE JACK.

Running! We're running through the jungle with...Carl!

I dunno...stuff? And by 'no, Charlie, I didn't' he means 'I so totally did and YOU'RE GONNA DIE! ...again.'
Okay, that's the fourth time I've noticed the line 'we're here' said on Lost and it annoys me for some reason. I mean, of course we're here. You're always here because here means the place where we are. Uh, moving on. He brought you there TO KILL YOU like the dick he is! Oh hey Danielle.
SPLODEY! They...hid last time? Weren't they planning on hiding but then didn't? Wha? Foxy's hair looks blacker than usual. Oh yeah, we saw her do that! He told the rest of them NOTHING? We stop hiding and start killing lotsa people!

LOST

DRIVESHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFT! YAYAYAYAYAY! HI LIAM! Why is Charlie changing the tire while Liam leans against the van looking cool? THEY'RE ON THE BLOODY RADIO! And there is celebration with lifting Charlie up and spinning him around, as there should always be. BLOODY ROCK STARS!

He's making a list of GREATEST HITS...get it? She's from Manchester too AND HE SAID MANCUNIAN. Bah, I love you Dom. Uh. Charlie. I have a thing for Mancunians now. It's the reason I'm a member of Amnesty International. AWW THEY MADE A BIG DEAL OUT OF CHARLIE. That's so sweet. He's so happy! And he was the one who wanted the comeback. Liam does miss him! Aww.
Yeah, Desmond isn't acting suspicious AT ALL. LOL 'You're not really dead, right?' Wait, did I see Andrea's name in the credits?

Didn't the wreckage float away some time in season 1? Naomi, that's her name. Ooh, Jack giving Sayid the brush-off...dick. ALWAYS LISTEN TO SAYID. Honestly, these people NEVER learn. Sayid knows where it is?

TURNIPHEAD AND CHARLIE YAY. AWW CHARLIE. He's so SWEET. Now Desmond's decided to tell him. Okay, now Desmond's gonna tell Charlie he has to die to save Claire and Aaron...aaand there it is.
DON'T KILL CHARLIE! I won't watch! I won't!

OMG LOOK AT TINY WEE CHARLIE IN HIS LITTLE SWIMMERS! Don't listen to your brother...advice for life, that one. That was some jump. THAT IS SO PRECIOUS.

Ouch, drowning, that's a hideous way to go. Gosh, those are two pretty Brits right there. OH CHARLIE. OMG HEARTS. DON'T DIE YOU SILLY MANCUNIAN!

Oh, it's the cable on the beach. He's not LETTING you, Sayid, because he gets to decide what you do and don't do because he's JACK. He was junior swim champion? LIKE RIMMER? Sorry, right. Fucking self-righteous dick. WHY DOES NOBODY CALL HIM ON HIS SHIT?

Bernard and Rose YAY! Sun is NOT pleased. AWWW JIN AND SUN. I love DDK. OH HAY CARL. Easy Sayid...Oh yay Carl, you're so sweet. They're coming RIGHT NOW!

Uh, go survivalist Alex, I guess? Benry's off his nut, I think.
Aww, it's Alex that's helping! So both sides are getting the benefit of the family knowledge. I like Alex.
And opening scene.

LOL Juliet 'They know, Carl...but thanks!' See, you ALWAYS listen to Sayid! LOL Hurley's reaction to Carl pulling out the gun! Oh, Charlie.

Oh, CHARLIE. Two girls? I remember THIS confession. And the EYELINER and the HAIR! No, Liam, just ho ho. Sorry, couldn't resist. Duuude, look at Dom in his tight little undies...Father Christmas lives in Helsinki? Oh, the ring was for something else! Awwww. SO PRECIOUS. Oh, boys! GREAT SCENE. He is so totally giving that ring to Aaron.

There he is with his list again. His MOUTH. Okay, sorry. HE CALLED HIM TURNIPHEAD AGAIN! OMG. CHARLIE AND BABY. OVARIES GO BOOM. AWWW CHARLIE AND CLAIRE. He's so brave and adorable.

WONDERWALL AGAIN! YAAAY! Uh, pasted on yaye background much? The guy just...ran away? OMG NADIA! HE SAVED NADIA AWESOME. AWWW NADIA CALLED CHARLIE A HERO. SO SWEET OMG.

'How long can you really hold your breath for?'
'Does it matter?' Desmond really likes Charlie.

Target practice! Should've used Jack's head. Fucking bossy Jack. Rose and Bernard are so sweet. LOL almost an optimist! You go Sayid.

AWW HURLEY WANTS TO GO WITH CHARLIE. Aww, Charlie trying to be mean to him. OMG HE LOVES HIM OMG SO CUTE OMG.

WITH THE BABY AND THEY LEFT THE RING! OMG! They just LEFT it.

There we go. And they're off to Charlie's doom :(

Oh, first night! DARTH CHARLIE. Aww, the first Charlie/Claire moment! What a pick-up line. 'So...first plane crash?'

ANOTHER 'we're here.' 'Five best moments of my poor excuse for a life' OMG. PRECIOUS. Again. See, greatest hits! Aww, Desmond! OMG THEY ARE DO FUCKING CUTE. With their little 'I'll die! What about your girl? I'm luckier than you.' OH CHARLIE. He's totally Doyling him!

OMG CHARLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DON'T DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, isn't he supposed to put the weighted belt ON?

SHOE!!!!!!

Dude, he's alive! YAY! Wait, think Desmond lied about the actual death? LOL 'I'm alive! ...until crazy blond girl KILLS ME DEAD.' WTF?

ETA: Dom doing the talk show rounds and getting interviews in magazines is a Very Bad Sign, because that's what Maggie, AAA and Ian did just before they died, and I DON'T WANT CHARLIE TO DIE.

Dude, they're recycling 'Carry On My Wayward Son'? No new classic rock montage song this week? Not that this one wasn't my favourite, but still. There are some NICE shots of Dean.
Oh, come ON. Crossroads? Pacts? IN THE OPENER? GEE I WONDER HOW SAM'S GOING TO COME BACK? Seriously, this show doesn't just spoil itself in interviews, it spoils itself in TEASERS. They're even talking about HOW YOU DO IT! Aww, I liked Lily the lesbian. AWW SAMMY. DEAN! They time those so well.

Poor dead b&w Sammy. Yeah, you're superfine. Dean's face when Bobby suggested they bury Sam...Torch his corpse, ouch. 'Well then LET IT END!' Oh DEAN. He's so broken :( Single manly emo tear AGAIN!

SUPERNATURAL

Jake. Dick. Well, you're the one who let him kill Sam, YED. American Idol. The YED just sits at home in his crypt and watches bad TV until evil happens, doesn't he?
JDM!
BAD ACTOR ALERT. What making?! Sam was totally prettier, if it had been a beauty pageant. Or Dean. CHEWY TASTE OF THEIR OWN INTESTINES. LMAO. I mean...scary.

OH DEAN. So John was already leaving Sam and Dean alone at 5 and 9. DEAN OMG. SCREWED IT UP OMG. LETS DOWN THE PEOPLE HE LOVES. DUDE. SOMEBODY GET THAT BOY AN EMMY.

CAR!!!!!!! Oooh, good stunt driving in the Impala.
Yeah. Totally didn't see the crossroad demon deal coming. Not at ALL. Yeah, that's some way to summon the demon you're trying to make a deal with. Okay, I know they're sexist but I love these crossroad demon scenes. Ouch with the tarnished soul line. Oh, Dean, like she can't smell the desperation on you. I like the puppy line, but she's silly, it's Paddywhack who's the puppy. You mean one season? So that they can have an all-new season arc? You're a saint, Kripke crossroads demon.

Guess who's not all that dead anymore?

Am I the only one who finds Sam checking out his wound in the mirror kinda funny? OMG HUGGING!!! ACTUAL HUGGING!!! *checks* and no rain of toads outside my window!!! I love that they took the time to change Sam's clothes. Check out Dean mothering Sam!

As if they could have a whole episode without Dean eating something. Why is Dean so much better at lying than Sam? The boys are looking fraking gorgeous tonight, I might point out. More mothering! He's so worried. Oh, yeah, about the Roadhouse...
That line 'What would I've...' was so good. Poor Dean.

Oh beautiful Metallicar.

LOL BOBBY'S FACE. Sam's better! And Bobby looks ready to kill you, Deano. Not demonic, Bobby, dee-monic. I got some more BOOKS in the TRUCK. Let's GO OUTSIDE and UNLOAD THEM so I can kill you myself.

Aww, Bobby. And Dean playing it off, again, as always. YES he's that fucked in the head! Sam's gonna find out. I'm betting by the end of the episode, actually. The hand on the face! Oh. Hi Ellen. Yawn.

He tested her like he did Sam. Good job Bobby, but her evil is way deeper than that. Dumb luck WITH AN OMINOUS GONG SOUND. Plot device! Demon-killing gun-making Samuel Colt :D NO WAY. *eyeroll* Giant devil's trap! Keep something in, eh? Like, I dunno, a hellmouth? LOL Melissa's on the bed going ZOMBIES! TOTALLY ZOMBIES! but we all know we've already dealt with zombies. Oh, that's what he needed Jake for.

There's the railway line. Okay, the juxtaposition of the white car and the Metallicar? Really? THE COLT. Oh my. I'm shocked at this unforeseen turn of events. LOL I love this actor!! BE ALL YOU CAN BE! The beginning. They're OPENING the HELLMOUTH! Never seen that before. Jake's such an idiot. Seriously. I love how big a cocky SOB the YED is.

Hey, Jake? You suck, man. HEY DEAN!!! STEALTH DEAN FTW. LOL that didn't take long.
Melissa: Sam finds out, which leads to THE ANGST.
Me: ANGST? ON SUPERNATURAL? Never!
Oh, Jake has developed new and exciting powers. Boys! Shoot him NOW! Jedi mind tricks, eh? ANDY. *moment of silence* Why didn't she just...start straight away? The Colt's a key? YOU GO BITCHFACE SAMMY! Sam's no longer pure. Bloodlust flashback. You wanna...pull the Colt out? THANKYOU Dean. Boom!

C'mon, that's a Hellmouth! Devil's Gate? Whatever. Hellmouth. Dammit, that happened fast. Poor old Dean. Ouch! Daddy's coming back this episode, though, maybe HE can play with his gun. LOL Sammy running off to help Dean and leave Bobby and Ellen to their door-pushing.

Dean vs. YED take two is really fun. REALLY PRETTY CERTAIN. LOL. He came back wrong? Never heard that one before. What's dead should stay dead! Never heard that one either. LOL yeah, the Demon knows Dean pretty well, even if that self-whatever line was very poorly written.

WTF HI JOHN!!!!!!!!! He pulled the YED right out of the Marshall! Aaand back in we go.
...that would have been achieved much better without all the bad CG, but whatever, GO DEAN GO!!!
They just...closed it?

OH JOHN. ILU. Now we know where Dean learned the Single Manly Tear from! IT'S ALL THE WINCHESTER BOYS. SO MUCH HEARTS.
So fucking sick of the bad CG. Way to ruin an otherwise decent scene. CRYING BOYS!

Check that off the to-do list LOL. He's in HEAVEN. Which Dean doesn't believe in, of course.
Sorta anti-climactic, isn't it Sammy? O...kay, what a line. Yawn. Oh, until the 'son of a bitch' came in. Dean loves that phrase!

Not a...ghost, exactly. Here's the angst. LOL celebrate for a minute? Sam? REALLY? Ah yes, Dean speak for 'of course I did, but I don't wanna tell you!'
Oh, BOYS. How could he NOT do that, it's DEAN! Dean sounds genuinely surprised that Sam wants to look out for him. Look at Jensen's perfect teeth. Aww, Sam's gonna save Dean this time! Unless he's evil now, of course. An army with no leader, though, and no family connection, so...who cares?

ROCK MUSIC PLAYS. DEAN'S SMILE!!!! CAR TIME. SHOT FOR SHOT FROM THE PILOT CLOSING SCENE, NO LESS. AND LINE FOR LINE!

Grr, arg. Oh wait.

ETA: Best line about the finale comes from [livejournal.com profile] marishna:
Coming next season: Sam hugs back!

Tonight I saw The Island

While it wasn't the worst movie I've ever seen, the ethics of The Island really irritated me. It was very much a science vs. religion movie, with religion being the clear winner, and science being Bad and Evil and Untrustworthy. Ewan's always worth his money, especially when we got to see the real, Scottish version of him, and watching him fight Sean Bean was a treat. The movie actually didn't look as good as I expected it to, but it did have that quintessential essence of Bay: "Let's blow shit up! Now let's blow BIGGER shit up!" and moving on to the next thing before you actually figured out what you were looking at. I basically saw this in preparation for Transformers, which I will of course be seeing for Shia.

5 out of 10

Green Queen

From: [identity profile] truffle-shuffle.livejournal.com


CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I swear, I've never cried so much in anticipation of a death. I was a WRECK. And then he didn't die, and I was like "WTF, show? STOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS!!"

I don't want Charlie to die. Or Locke. If they both do...I'm going to have a hard time continuing on with the show. ...Except I'll keep watching to see what the POINT is.

From: [identity profile] chyldone.livejournal.com


WONDERWALL AGAIN! YAAAY! Uh, pasted on yaye background much? The guy just...ran away? OMG NADIA! HE SAVED NADIA AWESOME. AWWW NADIA CALLED CHARLIE A HERO. SO SWEET OMG.

Crap...can you refresh my memory here, because I can't seem to picture Nadia at all, but I know the name. O_O

I have to say, yeah...I started to cry a bit there with Charlie and Desmond in the boat debating on who was gonna go in...
I can't say I wouldn't watch it though, because I have to know what happens. lol
:)

From: [identity profile] fangy.livejournal.com


I don't want him to die! *wibble*
At least we got three wet!Dom's in this episode along with a boxer-brief!dom. But Oh I don't want him to die!!
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