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Okay, new TV shows.
IANTO TIME. I will be upset if he doesn't feature heavily. I don't care much about Rhys. He pulls over to answer the phone, how precious. Man, Gwen is smoking hot these days.
TORCHWOOD
Hello Ianto!!
Owen looks HOT in the green apron ;) Jack in a waistcoat! OH lol Hardwood. The shot of Owen looking at the meat was weird, as is the dubbing/ADR in this scene.
YAY IANTO AND HIS LITTLE NAPKIN BIB AGAIN. It warms my soul.
I can't like Rhys. Gwen's not particularly nice either, but we see more of her. Her job means she has to keep secrets, but Rhys is just playing her, testing her. It's annoying.
OMG THE ALIEN MEAT LINE. Filthy, filthy show. I LOVE IT.
How are they not noticing Rhys? Mmm, Ianto in the overcoat. I am so very into Ianto right now. Look at him doing fieldwork while Tosh stays at base!
LOL alarm deactivator.
Lookit Rhys being protective. That poor animal, omg.
Nah, Gwen didn't fuck Jack, she fucked Owen. Get it right, Rhys. Why should he trust her if she IS screwing her co-workers?
This fight is, admittedly, kind of awesome. It's well-shot and I love them yelling over each other, having their happy faces on the computer desktop. Brilliant. There it is. Aliens...in Cardiff. He just SAW one, the moronic fucker.
Sexual tension! Aaand once again, worst blue screen. Or giant alien...whale, perhaps? LOL IANTO 'We could release a single.' Jack, calm your fucking libido.
Do I show off?
Just a bit.
Homoerotic! YES IT IS. I was so thinking that. Win.
This bit actually seems to be (gasp) carried over from last week - I think the episode with her pretty freezer boy gave Tosh some misguided confidence.
They are decidedly sexy young men. Well, except for Jack, who is a sexy really really really really old man. And she did shag one of them. Repeatedly.
Jack, you have your own perfectly good tea boy to shag. I love how he flirts with everyone.
Not gay, lol. Only sometimes.
Rhys's brilliant plan involved asking someone to get him a cup of tea? No wonder they got out before he noticed.
Yes, okay, we feel sorry for it. Moving on?
Ianto is so brilliant it hurts.
Meanwhile, that other idiot isn't. He didn't think to, I don't know, STUN Ianto and Rhys?
Baaad CG. OMG GO BADASS IANTO.
LMAO that thing is so freaking fake-looking. Poor thing. Other than that, this episode kicks a hundred kinds of ass.
'Casual' Ianto is also really really hot.
Woah, trailer for next week...
Firstly, OMG JENSEN ON GOOD NEWS WEEK TONIGHT!!! He was SO pretty and he always sits the same way, and it's hot, and the STUBBLE and he was making GAY JOKES with Paul MacDermott OMG. I wish I could've seen him while he was here!!!! It was also hilarious, but that was more the questions than him - I've heard he was better in the studio. He was cracking up. Brilliant.
Lisa, eh? We going to find out that mini!Dean really is mini!Dean? Here's hoping.
Bobby! NOES BOBBY WITHOUT HIS HAT. It must be bad. Poor Bobby.
LOL lonely Sam at the bar. Jensen is SO hot. More of the whiny talk.
My first reaction to 'what's Bobby doing in Pittsburgh?' What everyone does in Pittsburgh, of course. Brian Kinney.
Moving on.
Mad scientist perhaps? He should've just said that someone else was in the same position, it's good enough for new evidence. Drinkin' on the job, bad Dean.
Maybe they shouldn't be too quick to believe the legends after the Bad Santa thing, which by the way was on Australian TV tonight. Watching it again, kid!Sam is really good and accurate but wow, kid!Dean is NOTHING like adult!Dean. I'm starting to be convinced that NOBODY could pull off Dean other than Jensen.
Two awesome references is one scene from Sam. That...was kind of a brilliant idea from Dean. Plus, dreams, always a fun episode of TV. We get to see inside their heads! Because on this show what they're thinking isn't obvious enough already.
Is there a huge zit on Jensen's forehead that's incompetently not-covered by a completely different colour makeup, or is it just me?
LMAO we've got to be dreaming now. Okay, admittedly, I did not know that was in Sam's head. HE DROOLED ALL OVER HIS HAND LMAO that's so Paddywhack. Brad Pitt? Sam is so smooth. HE NEEDS A SECOND. Brilliant. Sam's FACE. Uh, the Winchesters saved your life too sweetcheeks. LOL SAM WTF. Dork.
Bela so took some of that stuff with her and is going to come with them anyway. I love the references Sam and Dean make that the other doesn't get. Dean knows about getting high, Sam knows about Mary Poppins.
YAY new colour scheme. YAY ANOTHER NEW COLOUR SCHEME. No saturation to over saturation. If Dean were any hotter he'd be burning my screen. I knew that was his wife.
I guess we know who the bad guy is.
Wow, Dean.
Is that brown shirt on Sam new? Looks nice, I approve. I knew that beer would come back to haunt Dean.
This is NOT going to go well. Dean's still driving and he hasn't slept in two days? Oh, there it is. METALLICAR. ROCK MUSIC PLAYS. WIN.
You tell him Sam. Hey Lisa! LIES. He's separating you, morons. Oh, but the thing with the tree-painted corridor is COOL. Ooh, two pretty Deans. MAKE OUT. HOW could you hate THAT? He's so beautiful his pout should be art. LOL snap harder, Dean.
I knew not being able to dream would fuck him up. The shot progression there made the tying-up of Sam look really sexual. Nice Jesus pose.
We knew all this. It'd be a great scene if it were written really well. I liked the bit at the end, though. That was different. Not entirely something we didn't know, but well done.
DEMON!DEAN IS SO HOT.
Wow, Sam, that was...harsh. OF COURSE she stole the gun. You're idiots. That ending was GODAWFUL, wtf, structure. Also, at 39 minutes, it came in 11 minutes shorter than Torchwood. Oh, and how much did the 'WTACH THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS!' watermark piss everybody off? I wanted to kill it.
I wanted to watch Lost, but the copy I have is unwatchable :( I need to find a better one.
Green Queen
IANTO TIME. I will be upset if he doesn't feature heavily. I don't care much about Rhys. He pulls over to answer the phone, how precious. Man, Gwen is smoking hot these days.
TORCHWOOD
Hello Ianto!!
Owen looks HOT in the green apron ;) Jack in a waistcoat! OH lol Hardwood. The shot of Owen looking at the meat was weird, as is the dubbing/ADR in this scene.
YAY IANTO AND HIS LITTLE NAPKIN BIB AGAIN. It warms my soul.
I can't like Rhys. Gwen's not particularly nice either, but we see more of her. Her job means she has to keep secrets, but Rhys is just playing her, testing her. It's annoying.
OMG THE ALIEN MEAT LINE. Filthy, filthy show. I LOVE IT.
How are they not noticing Rhys? Mmm, Ianto in the overcoat. I am so very into Ianto right now. Look at him doing fieldwork while Tosh stays at base!
LOL alarm deactivator.
Lookit Rhys being protective. That poor animal, omg.
Nah, Gwen didn't fuck Jack, she fucked Owen. Get it right, Rhys. Why should he trust her if she IS screwing her co-workers?
This fight is, admittedly, kind of awesome. It's well-shot and I love them yelling over each other, having their happy faces on the computer desktop. Brilliant. There it is. Aliens...in Cardiff. He just SAW one, the moronic fucker.
Sexual tension! Aaand once again, worst blue screen. Or giant alien...whale, perhaps? LOL IANTO 'We could release a single.' Jack, calm your fucking libido.
Do I show off?
Just a bit.
Homoerotic! YES IT IS. I was so thinking that. Win.
This bit actually seems to be (gasp) carried over from last week - I think the episode with her pretty freezer boy gave Tosh some misguided confidence.
They are decidedly sexy young men. Well, except for Jack, who is a sexy really really really really old man. And she did shag one of them. Repeatedly.
Jack, you have your own perfectly good tea boy to shag. I love how he flirts with everyone.
Not gay, lol. Only sometimes.
Rhys's brilliant plan involved asking someone to get him a cup of tea? No wonder they got out before he noticed.
Yes, okay, we feel sorry for it. Moving on?
Ianto is so brilliant it hurts.
Meanwhile, that other idiot isn't. He didn't think to, I don't know, STUN Ianto and Rhys?
Baaad CG. OMG GO BADASS IANTO.
LMAO that thing is so freaking fake-looking. Poor thing. Other than that, this episode kicks a hundred kinds of ass.
'Casual' Ianto is also really really hot.
Woah, trailer for next week...
Firstly, OMG JENSEN ON GOOD NEWS WEEK TONIGHT!!! He was SO pretty and he always sits the same way, and it's hot, and the STUBBLE and he was making GAY JOKES with Paul MacDermott OMG. I wish I could've seen him while he was here!!!! It was also hilarious, but that was more the questions than him - I've heard he was better in the studio. He was cracking up. Brilliant.
Lisa, eh? We going to find out that mini!Dean really is mini!Dean? Here's hoping.
Bobby! NOES BOBBY WITHOUT HIS HAT. It must be bad. Poor Bobby.
LOL lonely Sam at the bar. Jensen is SO hot. More of the whiny talk.
My first reaction to 'what's Bobby doing in Pittsburgh?' What everyone does in Pittsburgh, of course. Brian Kinney.
Moving on.
Mad scientist perhaps? He should've just said that someone else was in the same position, it's good enough for new evidence. Drinkin' on the job, bad Dean.
Maybe they shouldn't be too quick to believe the legends after the Bad Santa thing, which by the way was on Australian TV tonight. Watching it again, kid!Sam is really good and accurate but wow, kid!Dean is NOTHING like adult!Dean. I'm starting to be convinced that NOBODY could pull off Dean other than Jensen.
Two awesome references is one scene from Sam. That...was kind of a brilliant idea from Dean. Plus, dreams, always a fun episode of TV. We get to see inside their heads! Because on this show what they're thinking isn't obvious enough already.
Is there a huge zit on Jensen's forehead that's incompetently not-covered by a completely different colour makeup, or is it just me?
LMAO we've got to be dreaming now. Okay, admittedly, I did not know that was in Sam's head. HE DROOLED ALL OVER HIS HAND LMAO that's so Paddywhack. Brad Pitt? Sam is so smooth. HE NEEDS A SECOND. Brilliant. Sam's FACE. Uh, the Winchesters saved your life too sweetcheeks. LOL SAM WTF. Dork.
Bela so took some of that stuff with her and is going to come with them anyway. I love the references Sam and Dean make that the other doesn't get. Dean knows about getting high, Sam knows about Mary Poppins.
YAY new colour scheme. YAY ANOTHER NEW COLOUR SCHEME. No saturation to over saturation. If Dean were any hotter he'd be burning my screen. I knew that was his wife.
I guess we know who the bad guy is.
Wow, Dean.
Is that brown shirt on Sam new? Looks nice, I approve. I knew that beer would come back to haunt Dean.
This is NOT going to go well. Dean's still driving and he hasn't slept in two days? Oh, there it is. METALLICAR. ROCK MUSIC PLAYS. WIN.
You tell him Sam. Hey Lisa! LIES. He's separating you, morons. Oh, but the thing with the tree-painted corridor is COOL. Ooh, two pretty Deans. MAKE OUT. HOW could you hate THAT? He's so beautiful his pout should be art. LOL snap harder, Dean.
I knew not being able to dream would fuck him up. The shot progression there made the tying-up of Sam look really sexual. Nice Jesus pose.
We knew all this. It'd be a great scene if it were written really well. I liked the bit at the end, though. That was different. Not entirely something we didn't know, but well done.
DEMON!DEAN IS SO HOT.
Wow, Sam, that was...harsh. OF COURSE she stole the gun. You're idiots. That ending was GODAWFUL, wtf, structure. Also, at 39 minutes, it came in 11 minutes shorter than Torchwood. Oh, and how much did the 'WTACH THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS!' watermark piss everybody off? I wanted to kill it.
I wanted to watch Lost, but the copy I have is unwatchable :( I need to find a better one.
Green Queen
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Minus: My God those Torchwood people are stupid! Not noticing Gwen's boyfiend tailing them in his own car? Raiding a facility without police or military backup when they can just erase the memories of the cops/soldiers who see the big whale thingie? Poor poor incredibly stupid Torchwood people. It's like Earth's last line of defense is the models from Zoolander.
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Although on the military front, I can understand why they wouldn't want to get them involved. The discovery of aliens would make the people who were helping them really unstable; at least with Torchwood they're a team, they know what they're up against and understand one another pretty well.
Also, HUGE PLUS: Ianto. Just doing pretty much anything, at this stage.
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That's the problem with setting stories present day and having big spectacular alien invasions -- knowing there are aliens out there who periodically show up and blow shit up will change us enough politically and socially that it isn't really a present-day Earth setting on our timeline anymore.
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My thoughts exactly! Dang, i can't possibly not reference The Great Kinney with the Pitts. :(
This episode of SPN scared the shit outta me. No more Evil!Dean, puhleez.
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GENIUS !!!