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Before I get into Torchwood, it hurts my heart to think of any fan being without these, so: Dollhouse sides!
Of all shows, I feel like I should cut the titles of Torchwood the most. They're so freaking spoilerific.
So...he's the new Martin Riggs?
TORCHWOOD
I quite like Suicidal Girl.
Looks like Jack noticed Owen's not exactly perfect. Owen's doing Ianto's old job, that's...fitting.
Aww, Ianto. Does Owen have a crush on Jack? What am I talking about, everyone has a crush on Jack.
I like teaboy Owen. He's so diligent. LOL Tintin. I have to say, I'm kind of sick of angsty Owen already and I'm only 9 minutes into the second episode about him.
Ugh, ew, the hand thing.
I really like suicidal girl. To Buy or Not To Buy, brilliant television. Ugh, Owen has crap taste in music. Okay, surely somebody can eat some of that food, Owen. Also, if he can't feel it how does he know where the bag is without looking? Life as a workaholic stuck at home. Tosh looks pretty, but she obviously envied Gwen's fringe (bangs) last season...
That wedding crash was sad. Does anyone else immediately assume Torchwood was involved?
Owen is so charming. Oh, good. That'll help. He was taking pictures ♥
Why is Gwen in charge? I love that in the preview they made it look like Owen went in alone.
He's made of glass and hooded...Unbreakable much? It's convenient that as soon as he's dead they need him to get past heat censors.
Tintin :D That too cool for school line is so corny. Like, Supernatural corny. Owen just wants to tell everybody in the entire world he's dead. He should just get a blog. Dead Man Walking. Or something less cheesy and obvious.
Ahaha, pulse effects FTL. It's like cheesy 70's disco effects.
THERE IS NOTHING! GET IT? YOU WILL DIE AND YOU WILL FACE OBLIVION. DARKNESS! NOTHING!!! DARK NOTHINGNESS OF A BLACK HOLE OF DEEEEEEEEATH!
Clean sheets? I love that the fact that he knows about Torchwood is totally unrelated to the plot. It's like, welcome to Cardiff, where everybody knows about Torchwood and aliens (except Rhys, until recently.)
He should've called Xander.
If he jumps, though, will he actually die or will he be stuck forever in a totally broken body? I'm so tired of their goodbye speeches, because it's just embarrassing without the...uh, dying bit. Martha doesn't get much to actually do, does she? Waste of her, having her around for nothing. YOU DON'T DO SORRIES.
How...lovely...
What a waste of a visit. Everybody has to kiss Jack. Aww, Tosh. Burn Gorman rocks.
Oh, it's like a Buffy wedding! We're getting back to fun, then.
Green Queen
Of all shows, I feel like I should cut the titles of Torchwood the most. They're so freaking spoilerific.
So...he's the new Martin Riggs?
TORCHWOOD
I quite like Suicidal Girl.
Looks like Jack noticed Owen's not exactly perfect. Owen's doing Ianto's old job, that's...fitting.
Aww, Ianto. Does Owen have a crush on Jack? What am I talking about, everyone has a crush on Jack.
I like teaboy Owen. He's so diligent. LOL Tintin. I have to say, I'm kind of sick of angsty Owen already and I'm only 9 minutes into the second episode about him.
Ugh, ew, the hand thing.
I really like suicidal girl. To Buy or Not To Buy, brilliant television. Ugh, Owen has crap taste in music. Okay, surely somebody can eat some of that food, Owen. Also, if he can't feel it how does he know where the bag is without looking? Life as a workaholic stuck at home. Tosh looks pretty, but she obviously envied Gwen's fringe (bangs) last season...
That wedding crash was sad. Does anyone else immediately assume Torchwood was involved?
Owen is so charming. Oh, good. That'll help. He was taking pictures ♥
Why is Gwen in charge? I love that in the preview they made it look like Owen went in alone.
He's made of glass and hooded...Unbreakable much? It's convenient that as soon as he's dead they need him to get past heat censors.
Tintin :D That too cool for school line is so corny. Like, Supernatural corny. Owen just wants to tell everybody in the entire world he's dead. He should just get a blog. Dead Man Walking. Or something less cheesy and obvious.
Ahaha, pulse effects FTL. It's like cheesy 70's disco effects.
THERE IS NOTHING! GET IT? YOU WILL DIE AND YOU WILL FACE OBLIVION. DARKNESS! NOTHING!!! DARK NOTHINGNESS OF A BLACK HOLE OF DEEEEEEEEATH!
Clean sheets? I love that the fact that he knows about Torchwood is totally unrelated to the plot. It's like, welcome to Cardiff, where everybody knows about Torchwood and aliens (except Rhys, until recently.)
He should've called Xander.
If he jumps, though, will he actually die or will he be stuck forever in a totally broken body? I'm so tired of their goodbye speeches, because it's just embarrassing without the...uh, dying bit. Martha doesn't get much to actually do, does she? Waste of her, having her around for nothing. YOU DON'T DO SORRIES.
How...lovely...
What a waste of a visit. Everybody has to kiss Jack. Aww, Tosh. Burn Gorman rocks.
Oh, it's like a Buffy wedding! We're getting back to fun, then.
Green Queen
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