I think you meant to say, 'I give up. He's improbable.'

[green_queen]

I think this might be my favourite episode of BBT ever. Also, I totally figured out that Sheldon was using positive reinforcement. Bazinga!

Results of the ship meme:

Ask me a fandom, and I will tell you:

+ OTP
+ Runner-up
+ Honorable mention(s)
+ Crack pairing(s)
+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

+ OTP Willow/Tara
+ Runner-up Xander/Anya, Willow/Oz, Spike/Drusilla
+ Honorable mention(s) I don't mind a bit of Spike/Buffy
+ Crack pairing(s) Uh. Buffy/Faith?
+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't Never did like Buffy/Angel, mostly because they're both such wet blankets when they're together. Angel got to be a bit more fun on his own show, but I never particularly liked either character.

Lost

+ OTP Charlie/Claire, Desmond/Penny
+ Runner-up Sayid/Shannon, Sayid/Nadia, Sun/Jin
+ Honorable mention(s) I liked Sawyer/Juliet, because they're the only sane ones in that group. I just wish it'd been given a little bit more room to grow.
+ Crack pairing(s) Jears!
+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't JACK/KATE x A BILLION.

Veronica Mars

+ OTP Veronica/Logan, but only when they're not together.
+ Runner-up Veronica/Logan/Piz. Beyond that, I don't care.
+ Honorable mention(s) Wallace and that Disney Channel girl were adorable.
+ Crack pairing(s) LOL Veronica/Logan/Piz? hobbitofkobol said Piz/me. I like that pairing.
+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't Uh, I think the major one is Veronica/Logan, right? So we've got that covered, then.

Pushing Daisies

+ OTP Ned/Chuck, I suppose.
+ Runner-up Emerson/Simone, Emerson/Lila (I LOVE THAT EPISODE SO MUCH. It might be my favourite), Olive/Randy
+ Crack pairing(s) Chuck/Olive. C'mon, it'd be awesome.
+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't I really don't like Ned/Olive. I know she was in love with him and I want her to be happy but that really doesn't work.

STAR TREK

+ OTP Kirk/Spock, Chekov/Sulu
+ Runner-up Kirk/Gaila, Kirk/everyone, Gaila/everyone, Spock/Uhura, Kirk/Sulu
+ Honorable mention(s) Uh. Everyone/everyone else? THE WHOLE SHIP IS ONE BIG ORGY!
+ Crack pairing(s) Scotty/Enterprise!
+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't Kirk/Bones. BFFs becoming BFs (or suddenly falling in love with each other) never, ever works for me.

Harry Potter

+ OTP Ron/Hermione, Sirius/Remus
+ Runner-up Harry/Ginny, James/Lily
+ Crack pairing(s) Albus Severus/Scorpius. And they're in Hufflepuff together! Ahem.
+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't Well, I don't like Harry/Hermione at all. Does that count?

Firefly

+ OTP Wash/Zoe
+ Runner-up Simon/Kaylee
+ Crack pairing(s) Jayne/Vera >:D
+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't Jayne/River (DNW, seriously) and I don't really care about Mal/Inara, cuz I love Mal but don't care about Inara. She is best when flirt-fighting, though.

Lord of the Rings

+ OTP Sam/Frodo forever and ever.
+ Runner-up Faramir/Eowyn
+ Honorable mention(s) I could go some Aragorn/Boromir, I suppose. And Legolas/Gimli.
+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't Merry/Pippin, cuz they're related and it's gross.

Green Queen

Comments

[zombie_boogie.livejournal.com]

Never did like Buffy/Angel, mostly because they're both such wet blankets when they're together. Angel got to be a bit more fun on his own show, but I never particularly liked either character.

BFFs becoming BFs (or suddenly falling in love with each other) never, ever works for me.

Well, I don't like Harry/Hermione at all. Does that count?

Jayne/River (DNW, seriously) and I don't really care about Mal/Inara, cuz I love Mal but don't care about Inara. She is best when flirt-fighting, though.

WORD

[zombres.livejournal.com]

AND I SECOND THIS WORD. TRUE DAT.

[zombres.livejournal.com]

Albus Severus and Scorpius are TOTES sekkrit!lovers. In Hufflepuff. X^D

Also: Whenever I think of/someone mentions Sulu/Chekov, I always think of you. :D

JEARS!

Jayne/Vera, Scotty/Enterprise, Gaila/everyone FTMFW.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

The idea of AS/S in Hufflepuff never fails to make me laugh.

[epicflailer.livejournal.com]

BFFs becoming BFs (or suddenly falling in love with each other) never, ever works for me.

this actually made me sadface at my laptop. otherwise i am amazed by how few otp pairings we have in common, bahaha.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Aww, I'm sorry. Honestly, though, when I look at people who've been my friends forever my first thought isn't to jump their bones. I find it icky. That's why I don't like it in fandom.

Also, I'm very much a canon person. Only a few of my OTPs aren't canon and even those are not exactly subtle.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

BFFs becoming BFs (or suddenly falling in love with each other) never, ever works for me.

Turn that sentence on its head and you've got my shipping preferences! No wonder none of our choices line up at all, haha. For example, I love Buffy/Angel and Harry/Hermione, and I was very fond of Jack/Kate for the time I watched Lost. To each their own! :)

[evening-star.livejournal.com]

Bahahaha! Your Star Trek answers are perfect. :D 100% agree!

[hobbitofkobol.livejournal.com]

how could I forget about Jayne/Vera???