I don't have time to post properly as I'm going to bed, but I had to share this:
Vampires don't exist. Mathematically proven! The Whedonesque link, because I am enormously entertained by everyone pointing out flaws in the mathematical proof that vampires don't exist.
Yeah. Maths. That's the fatal flaw in the existence of dead human beings roaming around and surviving by drinking the blood of the living, being killed by stakes or sunlight (or fire or silver or beheading or whatever your particular mythology says), and otherwise staying young and really pale forever.
Green Queen
Vampires don't exist. Mathematically proven! The Whedonesque link, because I am enormously entertained by everyone pointing out flaws in the mathematical proof that vampires don't exist.
Yeah. Maths. That's the fatal flaw in the existence of dead human beings roaming around and surviving by drinking the blood of the living, being killed by stakes or sunlight (or fire or silver or beheading or whatever your particular mythology says), and otherwise staying young and really pale forever.
Green Queen
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